I awoke to an eerie bright light shinning into my eyes. I was so startled that I jumped up from the ground I was laying on. Before me was, none other than, God himself. He wore an old style white robe with old style shoes. His white beard matched his snowy white hair, which cascaded down his face and he was- smiling. At me. I couldn't understand why. I had just been killed. None the less. as I stood in awe, he spoke. But not to me. He consulted his book- Th eBook of Judgement, I guessed- and read a passage.
"Addy Jenkins, age 13, cause of death, Murdered by Abusive Father. My, my, I've had a lot of these lately."
"A-a-a lot of what?" I stuttered.
"A lot of child abuse." God explained. "Too many kids end up dead because of Satan corrupting their parents. But, according to your records, you have a clean sheet."
"Well, I couldn't do anything wrong, or else my parents would beat me."
"Yes, child, I know." God said. "And I don't like having to sending such good children to their afterlife so early. I think you deserve a second chance. But, you will be remembered by anti-child abuse activists for a few hundred years. That's why I'm sending you to the future."
"Uh, ho-how far into the future?" I asked.
"Well, I thought you might like it in the year 3007. And it will be at about that time that your previous death won't be in anyone's mind. Good luck, and if you need help or assistance, just play. I will be listening."
I didn't have time to respond before another bright light flashed and I was plummeting down, down, down, just above a junkyard of robot parts.