Disclaimer: the only one for this story. I don't own Bleach or Harry Potter.

Warnings: Cross Dressing! Harry. Non-graffic Yaoi and Yuri. Mainly Fluff / Vampire! Harry, Draco and Ulquiorra, Werewolf! Toushiro, Twins!Werepanther!Ichigo and Hollow Ichigo, Demon (Cat)! Byakuya, Witch! Soi Fon.

Pairings:

Bleach: Chad x Rukia, Renji x Anyu (O.C.), Orihime x Ulquiorra, Ichimaru (Hollow Ichigo) {I call Gin Ichimaru, Gin} x Keta (O.C.) x Ichigo, Toushiro x Rangiku, Souske x Hannavera (O.C.), Gin x Anathema (O.C.)... other minor ones.

Harry Potter: Harry x Voldemort, Ginny x Theodore Nott, Draco x Blaise, George x Fred, Luna x Neville, Remus x Sirius, an open relationship of Lucius x Severus & Narcissa x Lucius.

Saissister: Thank you darling.

fokker333: Thank you very much! And you see a few of the Bleach characters at the end of this chapter and in the next.

killroy225: Don't worry. The centered bold breaks don't happen for the rest of the story. I just wanted to write the prologue diffrently.

Immortalis Cruor Elf: I'll try to keep them at least once a week!

kareso: Yeah, but Harry gets revenge.

Rose Haven: Yeah... I just like keeping things diffrent. Like Shuuhei x Tatsuki. And yeah, that is a pretty akward moment.

So... I love you all. Please keep it up!

Love, Keta.

Chapter 1: Snakes, Badgers, Ravens and Lions

When I lay my head down

to go to sleep at night..

My dreams consist of things

that'll make you wanna hide.

Don't let me in ya your tower.

Show me your magic powers!

I'm not afraid to face

a little bit of danger, danger!

-Wonderland (Natalia Kills)

Harry's POV

I smile at the other students on the train. The first years follow behind me, giggling and occasionally daring to touch my dress. I don't mind; they can't hurt it. "Harry!" one of my old following girls, Astoria Greengrass cries, running over to hug me.

Even though she's a Slytherin and I'm a Gryffindor, I don't mind. I try to keep an open mind when it comes to children. "Hello, Astoria. What's up?"

"Zachariah Smith is tormenting the others again."

I narrow my eyes and brush past her, aware of the first years and her following me. "Smith!" I throw open his compartment door and growl. "What did I tell you?" He shirks back away from me, fear crawling up on his face. "I told you to keep your trap shut! I told you to leave the younger years alone! And you disobeyed me?"

"I'm sorry, Harry!"

"Sorry isn't going to cut it anymore! If I hear about you tormenting the younger years again, I will not show mercy." My eyes turn red and slit, something that they haven't done in a long time. "Do you understand, Smith?"

"Y-yes, Harry. It won't happen again."

"Good," I growl and walk back out and down the corridor, my following having already begun to seek out the equally favorited Draco Malfoy, one of my best friends and 'brother'.

I sigh, coming into my empty compartment in the back. I set down and lean on the suddenly appearing boy beside me. "If he is that stressful to you, love, I will gladly kill him for you."

I groan. "You can't just kill everyone who irritates me, Tom. Life doesn't work that way." He wraps his arms around me and rests his head on mine, mindful of the pins that keep up my shoulder-length hair.

"I know. If it did, we'd be together forever without Dumbledore to stand in our way." I roll my eyes at the extension of my lover's soul. Early on in my life I learned that horcruxes have the capability to send any feelings and thoughts to the other. So even though the main soul and the piece are split apart they are still one in the same.

It's hard to believe that Voldemort would love me. Hell, he loved me so much that his diary, and soul piece, when they came to me, refused to attack anymore. In third year, Tom gave me Wormtail to give to the ministry, clearing Sirius' name; he turned his back on the light shortly after. And then in fourth year, I convinced him not to kill Cedric, only Obliviate him; we're still friends. Now with this year, the dementors that that attacked, and the ministry getting involved, he's more likely to try and get involved in my school life.

I sigh, getting pulled from my thoughts as his hand starts to slip down my side and down my back. "Tom Marvolo Riddle, leave my ass alone!"

"But it's so perky and tempting!"

"I'd like to keep my virginity for a little while longer."

"But, I already lost mine. It wouldn't be fair if you got to keep yours."

I roll my eyes. "You are such a child."

"Look who's talking." He ruffles my hair softly before fading out of sight just as quick as he came.

"Harry!" the door slides open, and Draco pops in.

"Hello, Draconis."

"Do you have to call me that?"

"It is your name, is it not?"

"Yeah it is but I like Draco better. Draconis makes me sound like an old aristocrat." His nose twitches and his right eye develops the slight twitch that he gets when he's annoyed.

"Technically," I say haughtily and internally laughing, "You are an aristocrat. And you will get old… and possibly fat."

He growls at me and launches at me, knocking me to the ground, and his eyes flash red. "I won't get old, and I won't fat." He bares his fangs before continuing. "I will stay the same age forever soon. Just like you, Harry."

"Yeah, yeah," I yawn, laying back with no struggle. "You know that Tom and I were having alone time before you walked in."

"Well, I'm glad I came before he got your clothes off."

I glare at him. "You know that Tom won't do anything like that until I am ready."

"And are you ready?"

"No! Well, maybe… I don't know…" I sigh and glance down at my watch. "Let me up. I need to put on my uniform."

"Why can't they let you wear your dress?"

"You know why.

"But you look pretty in it."

"Thanks, I think."

"It was a compliment."

"Oh, okay." I snap my fingers and suddenly my dress is gone and replaced by my uniform. With a yawn and another snap, Draco's are replaced too.

"Thanks."

"You're welcome, Dragon."

"Now that name's better." I roll my eyes and brace myself as the train suddenly stops. Draco scowls from his spot on the floor and mutters lowly, "you'd think that a magical train would stop easier." I quickly pick him back up off of the floor and walk back out of the door.

Hermione and Ron pile into the carriage with us, laughing and holding hands. "Hey, Harry! How are you?!" Ron asks loudly.

"I told you not to drink that cappuccino, Ronald." Hermione holds her head in her hands and sighs.

"What's a capa-chino?" Draco asks.

"A coffee drink," I answer and he gives me a grateful look.

"So…" Hermione interjects, "did you hear about the schools coming to Hogwarts this year?"

"No."

"Yeah! Supposedly, Durmstrang, Beauxbatons and a bunch of other schools are coming so we can better get along with other species."

"Other species?"

"Yeah! Like Werewolves, Vampires and those kinds of creatures. And Remus gets to come back to be the delegate between the Werewolves and the wizards!"

"How'd you find that out?" Draco asks.

"I ran into Professor McGonagall, and she told me that I'll need a time-turner."

"For what?"

"Don't know yet. But I will."

I yawn into my hand as the Sorting continues, disinterested, but still making notes of where my little first years were sorted. From across the room, Luna catches my eyes, and she smiles. I return the gesture to the Ravenclaw and then to the Hufflepuff, Neville, that looks up. He grins back and waves at Hermione who finally responds to Terry and Luna's prodding.

I chuckle at my friends and turn back to the Sorting, then Dumbledore; I have mixed feelings about the guy; announces what Hermione had talked about in the carrage, and the schools begin piling.

Halfway into one of the schools speeches voices start from outside of the door:

"You know, Renji, if we hadn't had to stop and get an antihistamine, we would have been here earlier."

"I'm sorry, Rukia! But how was I supposed to know that Ulquiorra's allergic to mangos?" (AN: Pulling that one out of my ass)

"Still, considering the stuff his family members are allergic too, you should ask them before sticking random things in their food."

"It is alright. I'll kick his ass later."

"Ooh! Can I help?! Can I help?!" I know that voice…

The door swings open to reveal a group of arguing teenagers. And in the middle, looking so innocent, is Keta.