Exorcist Akuma – Chapter 2

Written by: Moi. The awesome moi.
Disclaimer: Katsura-sensei owns D.G-M and needs to draw faster.

A/N: Uhm… Hiii! Before we get to the boring A/N, I must tell you something. Ahem. This chapter was written by my friend, and he decided (because 'I couldn't help it!') to put crack in it. And I know I said it's supposed to be angst-y and dramatic-y and not at all funn-y, but we can't seem to help it. But don't worry, the last part makes up for it. xD Anyway: thank you for the reviews earlier~. I was so happy when I found 7 reviews instead of no new ones! xD Oh, and. . . .

In reply to Alex Penedo – Chapter 2 and 3)
The meanings were in the bottom. Heehee~.
And yeah, it might be Lulu Bell~.
Or a rabbit on crack.
. . . .Maybe it's a snake on crack.
You'll find out here.
Oh, and nope, Lavi would never call Yuu-tan Kanda.

~O~O~O~

"Who're you?!"

Kanda asked, unsheathing Mugen and taking a surprised step backwards.

"And why've you got rabbit ears?"
"Meh. You're no fun! I thought your eyes would pop out. Meh."

The maroon-haired boy in front of him stuck out his tongue and folded his arms.
Kanda stared.

"Who are you? Will you answer me already?!"
"Erik West. I'm Lulu Bell's little sister. But you've never met me before. Don't you think my ears are cool?!"
". . . .No. Where are they? And you said I'm going to have to get through you to find Lavi and Allen. . . . You don't have a weapon with you."

Erik shrugged and sat down, crossing his legs and annoying Kanda so much he thought his head would burst.

"Nope! I was kidding. I can't just go around fighting randomly like that. If I fight, I gotta have a plan. And I'm not allowed to tell you. Sen'nen-tama and Lero are being meanie-meanie to me."
"Che. You just wasted my time."
". . . .Do you know any kawaii girls?"
"Why are you asking me that?!"
"'Coz if you do I'll consider giving you a hint."

Erik winked, received a whack on the head and sighed.

"I have a friend. . . . Her name last name is Lee. But her brother would kill you if you tried to get close to her."

Kanda folded his arms and thought for a minute more.

"That's all, because I don't consider any other girl I know 'kawaii'. Now will you tell me or will I run you through with Mugen?"
"I'll tell you. . . . Maybe. They're with my big sister. She's been bugging them to 'level up already! You have a big mission ahead of you!' "

Kanda thought something was a little odd in the last sentence, but Erik went on:

"But don't ask what the mission is. I don't know that much, 'kay?"
"Che. Where is Lulu Bell?"
"Wandering around the whole world."

The maroon haired rabbit boy replied gleefully, but put his hands up when Mugen was unsheathed again.

"Okay, okay! She's in Australia!"
"Where exactly in Australia?!"
"I don't know that much either!"
". . . . . .Che."

Erik stuck his tongue out at Kanda and turned around.

"I'm going back. You're seriously no fun at all."
"Che. See if I care."

He began walking back to the town, thinking of why Kami-sama decided to torture him like this, and what was off about what Erik had told him.
Then it hit:

'Level up.'

'Level up'? Why would Allen or Lavi level up unless they were. . . . No, that couldn't be possible! Komui received a report yesterday from Lavi. And the day before that, one from Allen. They even included why they were so late in sending their reports. So that couldn't be possible.

He frowned, deep in thought.

"None of them died, I'm sure of that. . . . Che. . . . Why am I worrying about this?!"

Just then, though, his wireless golem popped out of his knapsack and Komui's voice snapped him out of his thoughts.

"Kanda, Noise Marie in Australia has reported seeing Lulu Bell with an Akuma that he suspected Lavi to be part of."
"What?! Komui, what are you saying? The Baka Usagi is an Akuma?"
". . . .We're still looking into that possibility."
"He's stupid, but I don't think he'd do something as stupid as turning himself and another into an Akuma!"
"Kanda, I know what you mean, but we're not sure yet. I'll tell you if it turns out to be Lavi, okay?"
"It better not be. . . . Baka Usagi."

He heard Komui sigh and rubbed his eyes.

"Kanda, I'm going to let you go for now. Marie is calling."

Kanda nodded even though Komui couldn't see and told him he'd wait until then.

Baka Usagi. . . . If it really is you or Moyashi. . . .

A/N: Nihao ma! It's me, Panda-chan. And my friend Feliks. xD We wrote this together. I kinda hope the last part made up for Erik's silliness at the start. Yep, he's Feliks's OC. But don't worry, he won't show up as much in later chapters. . . . Maybe. Leave a review, please! We really wanna know what you think! And if you have any suggestions of characters we should include then tell us! Feliks said we should make a free talk for the charries. xD So here it is….

Allen: Why'd the authors kill me off so early? No fair.
Lavi: -shrug- I dunno! Please don't ask me. Try Yu-chan.
Kanda: It's Kanda. –unsheathes Mugen-
Allen: -sighs- Here we go again.
Lavi: -giggles- You can't kill me! He'd just appear! –points to Sen'nen Ko-
Sen'nen Ko: Konbawa! –creepy voice- I have come with your pay! Panda has passed out because she read this doujinshi and lost too much blood. So. . . –hands out slightly bloody dollars-
Allen: -squirm- I'm suddenly not hungry.
Kanda: -gives his pay back- I demand money that isn't bloody! And make it yen! I'm going back to Japan after this anyway!
Sen'nen Ko: Heeheehee. Did you forget I leveled more than half of Japan?
Kanda: In the anime! This is real life!
Allen: -facepalm- We're leaving now. . . . We need to rehearse some more.
Together: Please leave a review! Panda will put us out of business if you don't!–throws lollipops to readers-