Exorcist Akuma – Ch 4

Written By: Me. Annika.
Disclaimer: I don't own D.G-M. At all.

A/N: Hallo thar! I'm late! I know it. Don't kill me. Otherwise no more Exorcist Akuma for you! Anyway, I won't bother you with the reasons of the lateness of this chapter. So read it. Now.

Kanda had been waiting for Komui to call him back about the Akuma, but he was taking forever with it.
He was about to take his golem and throw it on the ground and stab it several times with Mugen declaring how useless Komui was taking forever to call him again and –
It popped out on its own.

"Kanda-kun, I'm very sorry for taking this long to call you."
"Che. What did Marie say?"
"He confirmed it. . . . And it's level two now."
". . ."

Komui didn't have to say anything else, because he was sure Kanda knew what he meant.

"Kanda?"
"That freaking idiot had to go and let himself be killed after whoever it was, huh. Lavi, you are one baka usagi."
"Kanda, I'm going to let you go now, okay? We're still trying to figure things out. . . What to do now, other things. . . ."

Kanda nearly tore his hair out.

"Well, I know what we need to do! Send an Exorcist after it! If you won't, I'll go!"
"But, Kanda-kun, your mission –"
"I don't care about my mission! If that's Baka usagi. . . ."
"I hate to remind you, but it is."
". . . I'm hanging up."

There was a quiet click and Kanda angrily stuffed his golem back into his knapsack.

That idiot. Does he have no brain? The Earl is our enemy, for Heaven's sake!

Who would he turn himself into an Akuma for. . . ?
Not Bookman. And the old man is still alive, so. . . .
Someone from his past? No.
. . . .Moyashi.

"What am I thinking? Allen wouldn't get killed that easily."

He made a face at the thought of his precious pseudo-albino Moyashi-chan killed.
How exactly would that happen?

Well, Kanda, plenty of ways. There's food poisoning, you know.
And he was always eating. . . . If it was food poisoning. . . .

Kanda shook his head and made a face at himself.

But who would try to poison him?
Lulu Bell might.
She's still holding a grudge because we nearly destroyed the Akuma Egg.

Whoever did it, Kanda decided, would suffer a slow, painful death.
And he'd find the person, whoever it was, even if he had to crossdress.

A/N: Hi-hi! I'm cutting the chappie off here for now-da.
I know, I'm annoying. Hey, maybe in the next chapter you'll get to see Kanda crossdressing! But, lyk, I'm not giving it to you if you don't review. –sticks out tongue- Oh yeah, I had… an idea earlier…
I don't know how exactly Lavi-and-Allen as an Akuma should look.
And-lyk-they're not Level 1 no more. They're Level 2. I thought since Lavi is always called 'Baka Usagi' by Kanda, they should have bunny ears. Then I thought 'well, what else?'. So I wantz your ideas about how they should look. And if I don't get any, forget ever seeing them as an Akuma. –sticks out tongue again- And, lyk, I'm totally serious.