Exorcist Akuma – Ch 5

Written By: Me. Annika.
Disclaimer: Okay, a disclaimer is something people see almost every day on a fanfiction. It's not as interesting as a unicorn wearing a rainbow, dancing around and farting out little poofy fishes. It won't take away your breath. So I won't bother this time.

A/N: Just read and review, dudes! :4 Oh, and there's an (actually two, but one is only mentioned. EH. You'll see.) OC here. Not mine. My friend's OC. Don't hate him coz he's awesome.

It was the morning after Kanda had talked to Komui about the Akuma.
He was sitting in his hotel room, plotting against Komui because said scientist wouldn't let him anywhere near Australia.

'I've still got to plan a few things, Kanda-kun.'

That was his 'excuse', as Kanda had called it.
But since he'd threatened to take Mugen away for a month if Kanda snuck away, the bluette samurai had been forced to stay in the crappy little hotel room, with nothing to do.

"Sie Kanda*? Sie Kanda! Hey, Yu! Ist du here*!? Or somewhere else?"

Kanda looked up to see the grinning face of Kai Smith, his German friend.
He waved him away and turned back to the window.

"Shut up. I'm plotting something."
"Yu-kätzchen*, that's mean."
"Don't call me that, whatever it means."
"It means cat, Yu-kätzchen."
"Che. What are you here for?"
"I heard you're hunting that red haired friend of yours."
". . . .Where'd you hear that?"
"Not telling."

Kai's grin widened and he kicked the door shut.

"I've met him before, when you were here with him and the little one."
"Che. Kai, what do you want? I'm not exactly thrilled seeing you again."
"You're trying to find him, right?! If you go to Australia, you could go to a place he'd be likely to be at, ja*."

Kanda examined the idea for a few minutes.

"Well, yeah. That's a good idea. Thing is, where could I find him?"
"At a hotel, dummkopff*."
"You - !"

Kanda was about to shred said German boy to Kai-dust, but Kai hopped out of the way and held his hands up.

"Sorry, Yu-kätzchen. Oh yeah, I also heard he's into. . . . Older women."
"What does that have to do with anything?!"
"That's the best part of it all, Yu-kätzchen!"

Kai picked Kanda's hands up and squeezed them hard, eyes sparkling.

"You will dress up as a stunning Japanese beauty and stalk him! Then do whatever you need to do!"

"A-ah. . . ? Was*? Bad idea?"
"You expect me to dress as a woman and follow that idiot around? You can just do die in a hole!"
"Sorry, but I thought it'd be a good idea, Yu-kätzchen."
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
"No~."

Kanda pulled his hands out of Kai's grip and turned his back to him, irritated.
There was no way in Heaven, Hell, Earth or the whole universe he would do that.
Or was there?
It was a pretty good idea, now that he thought about it.
He was shaken out of his thoughts by Kai.

"So, Yu, have you thought about it? Are you gonna do it?"
"Che. No."
"Awww. Why?"
"Because there is no way I'll do any such thing."
"Kätzchen is just afraid he'll get made fun of~."
"No, I'm not! Now, will you leave me alone?!"
"No~."

Kai giggled and sat down in the middle of the room.

"Never."
"Che. I'm leaving. You are not helping me in any way."
"Be that way, Yu!"

Kanda tossed his ponytail over his shoulder and walked out the door with a 'hmf'.
A childish giggle cut through the room when Kanda was gone, and Kai, or Erik, because that's who it really was, peeked out the window to watch the samurai make his way down the street.

"Oh, this will be the best game ever. Ever. I'm really glad Sen'nen Ko let me do this~."

He giggled again and pushed his maroon bangs out of his eyes.

"Kanda Yu, crossdressing. This is the best day of my life. Ever."

A/N: Guten tag. -3- I'm ending the chapter right here coz like I'm not sure what else to write… Crossdressing Kanda. /bricked
I'm not a fangirl of him, but I'll say it'll probably look awesome on him, whatever I decide to but on him. I still wanna put bunny ears on Lavi-and-Allen-as-an-Akuma though. xD Give me more ideas? Please?
Anyway, there were some German words in this chappie~. (Thanks to Gil for helping me translate! Ơ.ơ) If you find mistakes, please tell me.
Here are the meanings coz I'm bored…
Sie – Mister/sir
Ist du here – Is you here?
Kätzchen – kitty
Ja – Yes
Dummkopff – idiot
Was - What