Title: I saw Haruhi Kissing Santa Clause!

Pairing: Host x Haruhi

Genre: Humor and romance

Rating: T

Summary: Hunny saw Haruhi kissing Santa! The hosts tried to explain that she couldn't possibly have done so, But If she didn't kiss Santa who did she kiss?

Hunny ran down the long hallways, barely breaking a sweat because of his training, but panting from he had just saw. As he turned corners, he apoloized to the many girls he bumped into. Clutching Usa to his chest, he finally came into the Hall of Arts. He went passes four doors until he finally got to his destination. Music room #3. He bursted open the door, and doubled over to catch his breath. Suddenly, he was lifted in the air by his loyal cousin.

"Hunny-Sempai? Where's the fire?" Kaoru asked. The Hosts all gathered around their tiny senior.

"Yeah. You look like you jut saw a murder." Hikaru joked. Hunny, Who had caught his breath, was put down and looked at everyone serious.

"Haru-chan. It was Haru-chan." He said. Everyone stated to panic.

"You killed my daughter!?" Tamaki screeched running in circles. The twins were crying, saying how young she was and something else that other than themselves could here.

"I didn't kill Haru-chan. I saw her... her." Hunny started to whimper.

"What! You saw her what?" Tamaki edged on.

"I saw her... KISSING SANTA!" Hunny started to bawl. The Hosts sighed and tried to hide their laughter.

"That's silly." Hikaru said.

"Yeah. That's impossible." Kaoru joined.

"How's that?" Hunny asked. Kyoya shut hi notebook after recording the events just now.

"Because Nicolas Cringle is.." He started.

"At home still making toys." Mori interrupted, tryin to save his cousins innocence. He looked at Kyoya and shook his head. Kyoya nodded n understanding.

"Oh ok." Hunny said laughing. The hosts were walking off to their stations to get ready when Hunny asked a very good question. "Then who did she kiss?" He asked to Usa. The hosts froze and ran back into a huddle.

"Are you sure she was kissing somebody?" Kyoya asked. Hunny nodded.

"Yeah she was on her tippy toes to reach him. The guy dressed like santa." He said. The twins faces turned red with anger as the balled up their fists. Tamaki fainted. Whiel Kyoya and Mori stayed silent, thinking of ways to destroy. "It was n the cafeteria." Hunny said. Tamaki suddenly jumped up.

"To the cafeteria." He yelled.


"Thank you so much for helping me with the costume, Haruhi." One of her male classmates smiled. Haruhi smiled back slightly.

"No problem. Though I wished you could've sat down. Doing the make-up was kind of hard since you were so tall." The guy chuckled, rubbing the back of his head.

"Haruhi!" They heard the battle cry and turned around. Mori picked up the guy in the suit, while Tamaki and Hunny asked Haruhi if she was alright. The twins paced back and forth in front of the accused.

"So you tink you can kiss Haruhi, huh?" Kaoru asked.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" He asked.

"Silence! We will be asking the questions." Hikaru yelled.

"Guys what is this about?" Haruhi asked, swatting Tamaki away.

"This guy has tainted your lips. Hunny saw it!" Tamaki said. Haruhi looked down at her small senior, hanging on her hips.

"Haruhi! He must,ve thought we were kissing when you were fixing my costume." The guy suggested. A light bulb appeared flashing over Haruhi's head.

"Yeah. That's probably it. Mori-sempai plaese let him down." He did what he was told. "Remember the play the the last years are performing? Well his big brother is his size and since the seamstress didn't make it today I fixed the costume and to make it more realistic I put the make-up on." The hosts all said "Oh" As it began to amke sense. Then they smiled sheepishly and bidd their farewell as they ran out of there embarrassed.

"Wow. You got some great friends." The guy said. Haruhi sighed deeply.

"Yep. I sure do. Annoying but I wouldn't have them any other way." She smiled.