Hey guys! Guess who's not dead!

Sasuke: Itachi? Omigosh I knew it! Brother I looove yooou!

Psh no, stupid -_- though I wish he was still alive…

Sasuke: so… so you lied to me? –puppy eyes- how could you lie to me like that?

Hina, can you get to the disclaimer already?

Hinata: oh haha umm sure… Asiancutie911 does not own Naruto or its characters, only Emily Quock her OC.

I wake up to find myself tied to a tree. I'm really confused as to where I am until I see Itachi and Kisame about 7 feet away and every thing comes flooding back. "I thought that was a dream." I say under my breath. Apparently both of my… Traveling partners heard me because they both looked up. There was an awkward silence as we all stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity.

And of course it had to be right then that my stomach had to show it was hungry and start grumbling. Blushing, I looked down and broke eye contact. I'm in the middle of wondering if they'll just let me starve when a hand comes into my view holding something wrapped in what looked like a banana leaf. Looking up I see that the hand I attached to Itachi. He's just standing there while I sit awkwardly wondering what I should do. Finally I decide to speak up. "E-excuse me, Itachi…..san… Is that for m-me?" He looks at the food in his hand.

"Yes," was his short reply.

"well um… C-could you untie my hands so that I m-may eat?" I ask hesitantly. "Hn," he grunted before walking behind me and untying one of my hands then putting the food next to me.

I watch him curiously as he starts a fire. He does some hand signs and a small ball of fire spouts out of his mouth, effectively lighting up the clearing we're in. I can't help but be impressed with what he just did. Even though it was something as small as lighting a fire, it was much cooler seeing it in person compared to watching it through a T.V.

It's then that my stomach reminds me that I need to eat and I unwrap the food revealing two onigiri. I quickly gobble them up. As soon as I finish, a waterbottle/flask thingy is put next to my hand. I take to sips and hand it back to Itachi. He then proceeded to tie my hand behind me again and sat down.

Considering I am a normal civilian, they didn't bother to enforce my bonds with chakra, therefore making it easier for me to get out. Thanks to years of untangling my jewelry and my earphones, I had gotten quite good at un-doing knots.

Apparently both Itachi and Kisame had been running low on sleep when they found me and decided just to put up a genjutsu around the campsite, instead of having someone keep a look out. I waited till both were asleep before sneaking away. Someone rolled over in their sleep and I looked back to make sure they were both sleeping before resuming my escape. As I turned around I ran straight into…. Itachi? I would have screamed but Itachi covered my mouth. "Did you really think you could get away so easily?" He asked.

I heard a 'poof' and had the urge to facepalm. Of course! It was a clone. I should have known it wouldn't be so easy. I then started to think of all the things he might do to me for trying to run away. 'will he use Mangekou Sharingan on me? Will he kill me?' I fainted after thinking things that are not appropriate for a T rated story.

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I awoke again only to see Itachi's butt in front of my face. 'He has a cute butt…' I blushed at that thought and turned my head to the side only to realize we were moving. "Oh hey, they girls awake." Kisame said. Itachi just hned and kept moving. I tried to find out my surroundings but all there were, were trees everywhere! I mean, we weren't even on a path anymore, we were just jumping through the rees. Deciding that I didn't want to stare at Itachi's butt anymore, I decided to speak up, "E-excuse me, Itachi-san, but could you l-let me down? I'd rather n-not look at your b-butt any longer…" I tried to speak with confidence.

Instead of answering me he flipped me around so that he was carrying me bridal style. I felt my face flare up in a blush. He looked down for a second and I thought I saw a flash of what might have been amusement in his eyes. Looking at his eyes was a bad idea considering I started staring, fascinated by his Sharingan (And his hotness…)

"Heh, Itachi, looks like girlies got a crush on you." Kisame said.

"W-what!?" I yelled, "no! It's... It's just seeing the Sharingan in real life is p-pretty cool…" I stuttered out embarrassed and blushing. "And my names Emily! Not 'girlie'" I said trying to sound offended and attempted to cross my arms without elbowing Itachi.

"Wow what a weird name…" Kisame muttered. By then I was fully offended. "Hey! I heard that!" I yelled forgetting my stutter. "I don't care." The shark like man stuck his tongue out. "Wow how mature." I taunted him. Kisame opened his mouth but Itachis glare silenced him.

It was then I remembered who I was with (I mean seriously, who forgets they're with S-class criminals?) and reverted back to my shy self. It was then that Itachi spoke, "I would not recommend taunting Kisame incase you would like to be ripped to shreds" He didn't even look down as he talked. "A-ah… sorry…" I apologized.

Kisame smirked. "Hey we're at the base, be ready for the worst time of your life." I was pretty scared, especially since the look on Kisames face promised pain.

Well um that's all I've got for now…

Itachi: I do not show emotion…. Ever. Especially to little n00bs like Emily.

Emily: e-excuse me? I am no noob. I could pown you in call of duty any time!

Ya um this is going no where… so please review like the story follow it all that shtuff. Oh and if you have an instagram go follow me to see my pics! Its doodlequeen892. Goodbye now! I've gotta get to work on the next chapter.