If there are any mistakes in grammar or spelling blame my sister. She is the one who checked my story.
Disclaimer: I am not rich, a guy, or Japanese so I guess I don't own Bleach.
What? Halloween!
Chapter 1 A New Assignment
Ichigo and Rukia walked into the Kurosaki home. "You're home early," shouted Isshin Kurosaki. "That means you can help me decide what to be tomorrow! How about a karate uniform!" Isshin went to punch Ichigo. Ichigo dodged. "How about a Samaria!" Isshin tried to hit Ichigo over the head. Ichigo dodged and started to head for his room. "How about a Ninja!" Isshin proceed to kick Ichigo in the back. This time Ichigo fell face down to the ground.
"Dad, what do you think you're doing!" shouted Ichigo. "Since October started you keep going on about what to wear for Halloween! You'll just wear a t-shirt that says something about dad's as usual!"
"That's not fair! I buy a different t-shirt every year!"
"What do these t-shirts say?" asked Rukia
"You don't want to know," said Karin.
Rukia looked at Ichigo who was getting up off the floor. "Last year," began Ichigo, "He wore a t-shirt that said 'Ninja Dad' with a picture of a ninja surrounded by kids. Everyone was pointing and laughing."
"There not always that bad," said Yuzu
"Really?"
"Yeah, one time the t-shirt said 'Dad's Rock."
"Don't forget about the one that said 'Real Dad's change diapers.' None of us were in diapers," said Karin.
"I don't remember that one."
"I wish I could forget that one," said Ichigo
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"What is your shirt going to say this time, Mr. Kurosaki?"
"I was thinking 'Real Dad's Cry' or 'Carnivore Dad' or…."
"I'm leaving," Ichigo said with a wave of his hand.
"Where are you going?" asked Yuzu.
"What about your homework you were going to do?" asked Rukia.
"I just need some fresh air, and I have all weakened to do the homework." Ichigo opened the door. "What the hell! What are you doing here!" There in the doorway was Captain Sajin Komamura and Lieutenant Iba Tetsuzaemon.
"What is it," asked Yuzu. "I don't see anything."
"It's just more ghosts," said Karin.
When Rukia saw who it was she ran to the door, pulled Ichigo outside, and shut the door behind them. "Captain Komamura, Lieutenant Tetsuzaemon, is there something wrong?"
"Well," said Sajin, "There is a meeting at Urahara's shop about your new assignment, Kurosaki. We lost our way, so I decided to follow your spiritual force thinking that you would already be at the meeting since were running late."
"Meeting? What meeting? Why am I the last one to know about these things?"
"This assignment," asked Rukia "is it something important? I haven't received any information about a new assignment."
Before Sajin could answer something whizzed by them and hit the door. They all looked at it and saw a message that read:
Ichigo after school today come by my shop. There will be a meeting that you and Rukia must attend.
P.S. If you still think my messages are written in blood then you still don't have a since of humor.
"Well that's late," said Rukia.
"He did that on purpose," said Ichigo.
A few minutes later they arrived at Urahara's Shop. They walked into the meeting room. In the room sat Captain Byakuya Kuchiki, Lieutenant Renji Abarai and Kisude Uragora; Ururuu was setting tea on the table for everyone.
"Nii-sama," said Rukia her eyes shining.
"Oh, you're here," said Kisuke. "I'm sorry my message was late. You should have received it this morning."
"That's fine," said Ichigo sitting down. "So what's this mission all about?"
"Well," said Iba, "My Captain heard about this holiday called Halloween where people dress in different costumes some of which are animals, so we're here to find out more."
"So why do you need me?"
"You're the substitute soul reaper," said Byakuya.
"Yeah."
"That means you're the one who can tell us about it," said Renji.
"Let me get this straight. This meeting, my mission is to tell you about Halloween!" Ichigo scaled.
"You're not just going to tell us about it," began Sajin, "You're going to help us participate."
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!"
This is my first story so I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. Please review.
-Essiefairy