A/N: Hello once again! I thank my 3 reviewers! Well and sorry for the late update! XD Currently managing two stories at once and then i suddenly just figured, 'how bout' i post this first?' So here you go! Hahahaha well, im really sorry if this chapter tood too long, i thank my readers, reviewers, followers and favoriters (though there isn't really that much XD) Well, so move on to the story! Hope you enjoy! :)

****Oh! and, i've included an extra character, please, that character in this story does not appear in the actual show so don't hold anything against me okay?***

DISCLAIMER: SO I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! ALL RIGHTS AND CLAIMS GO TO HIDEAKI SORACHI SENSEI!

Soul Switch (im sorry the title's a little direct XD)

~~~~~~~~Okita Sougo~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~Last night~~~~~~~

Just finishing school and going over to his part time job and getting nagged at his boss for using his sadistic charm on his customers, Sougo was more tired than usual. He glanced over at the wall clock, 9:47pm. He felt that today was more longer than usual and adding on to that, his mind wasn't thinking straight. Scalding himself with hot water while trying to brew some coffee, adding salt instead of sugar to it, using the conditioner first instead of the shampoo, nearly falling asleep on the sofa instead of his bed. What the hell was wrong with him today? Could it be that he was still feeling a little down after his Aneue's* death 1 month ago? Or could it be of that China girl? No, no way, what was he thinking? No way in hell could it be that puny brat. He got up from his bed and made himself another coffee even though his eyelids were feeling heavy but he just couldn't fall asleep. His mind drifted away to his childhood, he remembered his Aneue, cheering him up when he was crying, the time when she got diagnosed with her illness, when she was trying her best to raise the both of them up despite how ill she was, the times when she called him, "Sou-chan!" smiling and never showing her weakness in front of him, he was really dependant on her. She was his only family, their parents died when they were young and even though such a thing happened, never did he see his sister shed her tears in front of him, she only cried in front of him, Hijikata. That was where his hatred started, he wanted his sister to depend on him more, they were siblings after all. But all of that was too late now. Sougo reminisced all those times and tears dripped down from his eyes, he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, trying his best to fight back the tears. "Sou-chan, men don't cry right..?" his sister's voice resounded in his mind. "Aneue…." He muttered and those tears came down harder despite how hard he tried. If Sougo had a weakness he didn't want anyone to know about, especially China, this would be one of it.

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Morning~~~~~~~~~~~

Sougo woke up from his slumber, realizing that he was sleeping on a bed instead of the sofa where he cried himself to sleep, his eyes didn't feel swollen as well. He sat up and looked round the room. This wasn't his room, his room didn't have random teddy bears all over the place or yellow wallpapers and it isn't this messy as well. Suddenly, some man with a moustache and some cape entered the room and jumped onto him, " KAGURAAA~~! GOOD MORNING!" he exclaimed into Sougo's ear. Sougo immediately kicked him away, but the name he called out was more shocking than that old man. He got out of his bed and looked down at the man on the floor clenching his down below. "Ossan, would you like me to tie you up to a chair and kick you some more?" Sougo smirked and went out of the room to find a toilet, at the same time wondering why he sounded a little girlish. He had to make sure. "Kaguraa~" the old man called out looking a little love-struck. Sougo ignored him and opened each room and finally finding the toilet. He looked at his reflection in the mirror, shocked, stunned and bewildered. "Ah~ E~ Oh~" he tried sounding sounds and the girl in the mirror stared back at him following his mouth movement. 'This is bad' he thought looking at his reflection, the girl with blue eyes and vermillion hair stared back at him. Only this wasn't 'her', it was him. They've switched souls for some unknown reason. His voice sounded like her and his face also looked like her, he looked down, he had boobs. It was a shock for him to suddenly change genders overnight and what was more shocking was that China could be now in his body. This is going to turn out real bad.

~~~~~~~~~~~Yatou Kagura~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~Morning~~~~~~~~~

She woke up yawning and wondering if she had a sore throat, her voice sounded low for some reason. And she definitely remembered going to her bed to sleep last night, for some reason she was on the sofa. "Pappi?" she called out, only hearing a male voice. "Pappi?" she called out again. The same male voice was heard. That was weird and that voice somehow sounded really alike to that Sadist. She stood up and felt some stinging pain around her eyes. She felt around her eyes and it did feel a little swollen. Had she been crying in her sleep last night? No, she couldn't recall what would make her cry while sleeping. She looked at her surroundings and then realized that she was taller than usual. Kagura was happy about that, thinking that it must be a growth spurt. The house she was in was empty though, really empty. This must be a dream, she came to that, she was happy that it was a dream she didn't have to entertain that stupid father of hers anymore and so, she didn't want this dream to end. Last night she was feeling more tired than usual so she went to bed at 8:47pm instead of her usual 10:30pm. Surprisingly last night was really tiring for her, she didn't bother replying her father's stupid jokes and questions. But, today was really weird though, she enjoyed it. She then decided to search for the toilet. Looking in each of the rooms and finally finding the toilet, she washed her face and looked up at the mirror, "AARGHHHH!" she screamed and a manly voice came out. Her reflection stared back at her with the same confused look she was making. It was a reflection of a brown haired boy, with reddish-brown eyes looking an awfully lot like the Sadist prince of her school. "Hello?" she voiced out and immediately covering her mouth. She was in the Sadist's body, this wasn't a good dream anymore, she pinched herself and slapped her face continuously, and she didn't wake up. This was bad; she switched souls with the Sadist prince?

~~~~~~~~~At school~~~~~~~~~~

Walking through the hallway was hard, she had girls gawking around her, not because it was her but because it was him, the school's sadist prince. Amanto and human senior students flocked around Kagura, she was really ready to blow over her top just walking in this crowd of girls. She wondered how that Sadist actually managed everyday then she remembered, he's a Sadist and all the girls around her were probably Masochists. "All of you, kneel down before me." She looked down on all of the girls around her ordering them and immediately, "Yes, Okita-sama!" the girls all kneeled down before them, right hand on their heart. "HAHAHAHAHAH! Get up and carry my bag for me, slaves." She smirked and held her bag out. Just then, a bunch of girls started whispering around themselves and one of them came up to Kagura and asked, "Okita-sama, you added 'aru' into your words..?" Kagura realized her mistake and cleared her throat making sure she doesn't speak how she normally does, "What are you talking about? Aren't you supposed to carry my bag?" she held out her bag for the girl in front of her. The girl took her bag with sparkling eyes and Kagura thought just how lucky it is to be a guy, a sadistic one at that. "Oh, if it isn't you." Kagura looked up at herself, walking towards her. "So, how is it in my body?" Kagura saw herself smirk and made her remember just how much she hates this guy. "You didn't do anything to me did you?" Kagura questioned, feeling really uneasy about Sougo in her body. "Oh~ I wonder about that…" he smirked and dragged her off. "Wait! Where do you think you're taking Okita-sama?" The girls chased after Sougo, questioning him. "Would you like me to stick ******** up your ************ bitches?" Sougo asked monotone with no expression and dragged Kagura off leaving the girls staring in awe at the two of them walking away, "Ah~ Okita-sama and that girl…"

"Arghh! Let me go!" Kagura shoved 'her' hand away from her shoulder, feeling a little weird about having to do that to herself. "Listen here China, I have no idea what happened to us but the others in the class are all normal. This has got to be a problem between one of us." Sougo told Kagura, "Also, don't use your 'aru' in my body, it just disgraces me." Sougo said monotonously. "What?! I don't care about whatever you say asshole." Kagura retorted and walked off to class.

"We can just ask Sensei about it can't we?" Kagura asked as they were walking, even though she was in his body, she still felt happy about being taller than the Sadist once in a while.

"Yeah, but act normal, you don't want other people wondering why we're so different today." Yeah today was different, he thought. Deep in his mind he still wondered if she noticed his crying.

"So, where's Sensei?" Kagura asked as she slid open the classroom door.

"OHHHH THE TWO OF YOU!" Ginpachi exclaimed when he saw the two walk into the classroom. "I've got something important to tell the two of you." Ginpachi whispered to the two of them and dragged them out of the classroom to the courtyard.

"Sensei, do you want to confess to us your love?" the two of them asked monotonously.

"Yes yes, I want to confess to the two of you my love so you will never will lonely without Sensei's love…. s-so d-d-don't kill me o-o-okay..?" Ginpachi shuddered at the thought of what they could do to him.

"Sensei, I won't need your love but she might." Kagura who was in Sougo pointed to herself.

"Sensei, it might be the opposite." Sougo who was in Kagura's body pointed to himself.

"Ah~ I don't know… It might be the two of you…" Ginpachi looked away and cleared his throat. "U-um… So… Anyway, as I was saying, uhhh… Isn't it a little hot here?" Ginpachi loosened his tie and turned away.

"Sensei, a really strong gust of wind just blew, that should be really cold." The two said monotonously, slowly figuring out where this was going and also enjoying this.

"You shouldn't bully your Sensei! Anyway, because of that Ossan Gengai and my mistake…. Your souls are switched." Gintoki braced himself and realized after awhile there was no reaction.

"….Sensei, we already know that…" they replied dully.

"B-but there's one thing you don't know, Okita-kun…. No…" he turned to Sougo in Kagura's body, "Okita-kun, this happened because an Amanto's DNA was mixed with a human's one."

"…So China's an Amanto?" Sougo asked.

"…Yes…" Gintoki nodded his head seriously at Sougo.

"…So?" Sougo tilted his head and asked.

"Okita-kun, can't you have a little more reaction than that? I was expecting something!" Ginpachi exclaimed, a little relieved but also a little disappointed.

"Sensei, I can hit you in place of the Sadist so it seems like it really is him hitting you since you want it so much." Kagura raised her hand and offered, blushing a little.

"EXACTLY WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT THAT KAGURA CHAAN?! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HIT SENSEI THAT MUCH?! WELL I'M HONOURED, BUT ISN'T THAT A LITTLE SAD FOR ME?!" Ginpachi cried, still a little shocked at the lack of reaction from the two of them, then he remembered, they're a combo of sadists. "Ah~~ah…. It's okay now, let's just head back to class okay?" Ginpachi started walking and Kagura called out to him.

"Sensei!"

"Ye- PUAGHHHHH~~~!" He got punched in the face by Kagura, who was now feeling satisfied with herself and blushing a little. "LIKE I SAID WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO HIT ME SO MUCH?! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BLUSHING AT THAT?! BE A LITTLE NICE TO ME OKAY?! I'M YOUR SENSEI FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Ginpachi was crying right about now and holding onto his nose which had blood dripping out of it.

"Here you go Sensei." Sougo reached into his skirt and pulled out a pack of tissue, taking out a piece from it.

"Ah~~~ Okita-kun! You're my sav-" Ginpachi looked down at the tissue. "WHY THE HELL IS THIS TISSUE FILLED WITH MUCUS?! WHY DID YOU USE IT AND PUT IT BACK INTO THE PACK?! JUST THROW IT AWAY FOR GOODNESS SAKES! THE TWO OF YOU!" Ginpachi exclaimed at the two of them looking expressionless.

"Sensei, you've always told us to save our things." Sougo made his reason.

"NOT FOR THINGS LIKE THIS OKITA-KUUUUN! YOU'RE IN A GIRL'S BODY NOW! BE CLEANER!" Gintoki shouted at him.

"But I hardly acknowledge this girl as a girl…." Sougo said.

"Oi, what do you mean? You Sadist all you know how to do is make people kneel down before you." Kagura fired back at him.

"That's just one of my charms isn't it? Sensei?" Sougo turned to Ginpachi and asked,

"EH?! Y-Yeah?" Ginpachi didn't want to get his ass kicked here, it seems like the only way to get out of this was quietly.

"Well, then one of my charms isn't being a girl as you said but a lady, right? Sensei?" Kagura turned to Ginpachi and asked.

"Y-y-y-yeah…..?" Ginpachi flinched and moved one foot back.

"Me being a Sadist is better isn't it? Sensei?" Sougo asked again.

"O-of course it is!" Ginpachi replied taking another foot back, terrified as ever.

"Where do you think you're going Sensei?" The two of them asked slowly walking towards their Sensei stumbling on his feet.

"AHHHHHGHHHHHHHH!" The screams of Ginpachi could be heard throughout the school.

Today, was peaceful as well. Or not.

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Umibouzu ~~~~~~~~~~~~

'Ahhhhh~ today's Kagura was weird… I wonder what's wrong…' Umibouzu thought as he was in his car off to meet that man he had dealings with. Today was a hectic day, first his daughter was acting weird, his son went off somewhere, he had random calls from various people and now he was off to see that man he detested. His arch rival Oto Ken*. He was a Yatou as well and on the same boat as Umibouzu. Honestly though, that was all through weird connections and to think that he actually made a deal with that Ken. Today he was going to call it off. "Stop here" Umibouzu told his driver and he stepped out the car adjusting his wig, only making it worse as his driver drove off. Umibouzu made his way into the building, looking around at the deserted place, wondering why they would have to meet here.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Umibouzu-san?" clapping came from the darkness from inside the deserted building.

Umibouzu turned round and saw the figure from the darkness. "I came as you wanted, so cancel off that deal you had with me." Umibouzu made his comment, "Ken."

Ken smirked and slowly made his way into the light shading himself with the parasol, in a dark navy blue colored Yukata. "That is… of course…" he snapped his fingers, "when you die…" Ken was smiling at him, holding onto his Yellow parasol, his eyes opened ever so slightly, his hair tied into a long braid down with blond hair, matching that yellow parasol. This Ken wasn't the same Ken he saw when they made the deal.

"K-ken..?" Umibouzu realized his grave mistake, he tried calling his driver only to have his phone swiped away. "Wh-at..?' Umibouzu, turned around and tried to run only to be blocked by a bunch of suited people. "All…. of you…. Ken, what the hell is this about?" Umibouzu questioned.

Ken snickered, "What this is about? Hahahahahah! You don't know anything don't you? This rivalry has gone on for too long, fool. I'm taking you down once and for all." He snapped his fingers again, a familiar face entered the scene with his usual cheerful face, orange hair tied in a braid down to his lower back, black top and beige pants and that parasol Umibouzu got him, the violet parasol.

"Ka-Kamui…."

"Get him, Kamui." Ken ordered.

Kamui charged forward at Umibouzu, punching him in the stomach. Umibouzu fell to the ground, spluttering blood out of his mouth.

"Good job, Kamui… Now we know who is next, don't we?"

"That weakling, isn't it?" Kamui asked cheerfully, smiling at his father on the ground.

"Hahahaha! No one can match up to you Kamui-kun, neither your little sister."

"Of course… No one can." Kamui's eyes opened ever so slightly, smirking at his last remark. The blood thirsty him couldn't wait to see how his sister begged for her life before him.

A/N: SO HOW WAS IT?! XD the plot may be moving a little too fast... i'm sorry about that... if it is... Well, as usual though, Review, Fav, and Follow if you would. I would be very greatful to you my precious reader :) XD Well, then, LOOK FORWARD TO THE NEXT CHAPTER! THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN MY REVIEWERS!

What they mean: Aneue: Older sister (Onee-chan/san/tan/sama also means older sister, just for those who don't know, Aneue is an old way of calling though many people still use it now.)

*Oto Ken: he's the knew character i just included please refer to the top :) (You'll get to know more about him in the coming chapters:))

Uhm, well, if i missed out any, please let me know in the review thank you =_=''''''

~Shinobu An~