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Part 2 Renji and Grimmjow

Renji and Grimmjow have been shopping for the past hour. They were looking around and they ended up in the women's department along the way.

"Dude, maybe I should get Rukia a push-up bra to make her boobs bigger?" Renji asked.

"Sure, if you want to not have a dick anymore." Grimmjow said laughing slightly.

"Well, I don't have any other ideas to get Rukia something for Christmas. Maybe I should just go…romantic and sappy."

Renji shivered after that. Both of them knew that he was stuck watching Twilight with Rukia one night and it was never the same afterwards. Renji vowed never to be like Edward Cullen end of story. Although, he was out of ideas on what to get Rukia. Grimmjow was trying to help by suggesting things but Renji turned them down. He thought they were not for Rukia. So, while in the women's department, Renji decided to play with the bras a bit and be a goof with it.

"Hey Grimmjow, does this fit me?"

Grimmjow had half a mind to slap the stupidity out of him but then he thought he would slap the whole brain out and then he would be more stupid. So, he thought of another way that didn't involve hitting him at all.

"No, it doesn't now put it back you dofus!"

"Oh come on, you have to be curious about how you wear these things? I mean you are naturally curious aren't you?" Renji implied.

Grimmjow thought for a slight moment and then mentally slapped himself for thinking that.

"No I'm not, you are such an idiot." He said while smacking him on the head.

They were about to argue when Grimmjow noticed an orange head. Renji noticed and looked where Grimmjow was looking and he found out why he stopped. Grimmjow went ahead of him to confront the orange head. He came from behind and jumped on him. Ichigo was going to beat the shit out of the person that jumped him when he realized it was Grimmjow. After taking a minute to calm down, he punched him in stomach twice for scaring him.

"What is your fucking problem! You scared me shitless, I would of murdered you if I didn't know it was you." Ichigo screamed.

"I get it, I scared you but did you really have to punch me in the stomach for that. You know I love to kid around, especially with you Ichi."

Ichigo slapped himself because he thought he was with an idiot but then he remembered Grimmjow was his idiot.

"Wait, did I just think that? I mean I don't see Grimm like that, do I?"

He just put that thought to the side and thinks about later and worried about helping his friend Rukia find a gift for Renji.

"So, what exactly are doing here and where's Renji?" Ichigo asked.

"You know, now that I think about it I think i lost him. But where is Rukia?"

"You know, I don't know. One minute she is with panicking about what present to get Renji; the next, she's gone."

"Wow, great way to keep track of your friends Ichi." Grimmjow said sarcastically.

"Oh yea? Then where's yours?"

"Uhhh…."

Then out of no where Renji pops up.

"He's right here." Grimmjow said matter-of-factly.

Renji just looks at the both of them confused wondering what they were talking about. He was busy talking to Rukia and making out with a little to even notice he forgot his friend for a little bit.

"Dude, you still help me find something for Rukia."

"Alright, I'm coming. See you later Ichi." He said with a smirk and left with Renji to the women's department.

They made it back in there and Renji saw a sweater with Chappy on it. He stared at it as if heaven was singing above and saying you found the perfect present. He literally ran to it, grabbed it, and held it up in the air saying "Halleluiah!". Grimmjow thought he lost his mind and needed to go to the crazy facility. After 5 min. of the pose, Renji explained that he found the perfect present for Rukia. Grimmjow just laughed really hard at the fact of Renji, seeing a sweater with Chappy on it, would go crazy over it.

"For a minute I thought you lost your mind and you needed to go to a crazy facility." He said still laughing.

"Yea well laugh all you want I finally found something for Rukia." Renji said proudly.

"Yea I am happy for you because of all the effort you took for finding the present." He joked.

"You know what, Fuck you man."

"Sorry im not your type and Rukia would be mad."

Grimmjow was truly happy for his friend finding the present but now he wanted to find a present for Ichi. He thought about what to give him and he had no clue. Renji felt that his friend was worrying about something but didn't know what to do.

"Hey, you okay man?" Renji asked.

"Yea, I just don't know what I want to get for Ichi."

"Well, you helped me out finding my present, so I'll help you find a present for Ichigo."

"Thanks man." Grimmjow said happily

"No prob."