Chapter 6 [FALCON ROUNDHOUSE EFFECT] Andrew: COME BACK HERE YOU *BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP**BLEEP*
Narrator: HOLD THAT BLEEP!
Andrew: and why?
Narrator: you killed the bleeping device.
Andrew: so if i say one more bleep it won't really do the bleep it will only say the actual word instead?
Narrator: yep.
Andrew: my god...
Vela: who is he?
Narrator: ah yes i am the narrator of this book, but you can call me mr. Narrator, or just narrator.
Lupus: squee?
Narrator: o_e
Andrew: so if your the narrator you have god powers within the book, right?
Narrator: yep.
Andrew: why don't you just poof up another bleeping device
Narrator: *poofs up another bleeping device and activates it*
Andrew: oh check this out!
Narrator: let him have his space Vela: why?
Narrator: trust me...
Andrew: FALCON ROUNDHOUSE! -door blows up-
Real Juno: Mphm! Mphm! -tied up with a duct taped mouth-
Andrew and Narrator: My god... AURORAN!
Fake Juno: oh *bleep*
Vela: wait how can you tell?
Andrew: all Aurorans have red pupils in their eyes even when disguised as someone else.
Auroran (fake Juno): YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COMMANDER ANDREW!
Andrew: HE'S GOT A GRENADE!
Narrator: GET BACK!
Vela: WHAT ABOUT MY BROTHER?!
Andrew: ITS EITHER ALL OF US OR HIM!
Vela: ...good point.
Andrew: my, god... That's not a normal grenade i saw...
Narrator: i saw that too Vela: what kind of grenade was that?
Andrew: an age mutation effect grenade, its a grenade that could make you older or younger, and in highly rare occasions it leaves you the same...
Narrator: I'm going in, to go get your brother.
Vela: thank you so much Mr. Narrator Andrew: I salute to your survival. -salutes-
Narrator: thank you, Commander Andrew -salutes back- -hurries into the room-
-11:00 PM SST- a few seconds before the narrator comes out of the room, he went into
Narrator: *cough* *cough* here *cough* is your *cough* *cough* brother -hands Juno to Vela-
Vela and Andrew: ...my god...
Andrew: he looks like he's around 5 or 6 probably 5 1/2
Vela thinking: of all the cruelty i can do to him -evil thought laugh-
Narrator: you'll have to do your cruelty later, we all need some rest
Andrew: I do agree.
Vela: ... o_e ...fine...
-2:48 AM SST- -LOCATION: JFG STARSHIP-
-Juno and Vela's room after full repair-
Juno: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -still sleeping soundly- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Vela: -eyes open- whispering: alright time to "check" on Andrew... -door opens-
Vela: -tip toes silently to Andrew's guest room-
Narrator: -flickers flashlight at vela-
Vela: GAH! DO YOU HAVE TO SCARE ME LIKE THAT?!
Narrator: being a pervert and going into Commander Andrew's room eh? And next time i flicker a flashlight at you, stay a little more quiet...
Vela: you suck...
Narrator: then deal with it...
Andrew: any of you have a multiversal long range communications device?
Vela and Narrator: HOW DID YOU!? WHEN DID YOU?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Narrator: MY GOD YOU DEFIED THE BOOK
Andrew: by not telling how? Try re-reading the first two or three chapters...
Narrator: ...Indeed...
Andrew: well either way without a dark matter source, i still don't have much time on living
Narrator: ah yes, here -hands Commander Andrew some dark matter-
Andrew: thanks, hmm seems different
Narrator: i found it the ground on planet Goldwood
Andrew: ...
Narrator: its against narrator rules to poof up any kind of energy source because it might go into the wrong hands... Don't put this on me...
Andrew: hmm...
Narrator: its your choice... Live or die...
Vela: oh my...
- -Juno and Vela's room- -3:06 SST- Juno: zzzzzzzzz... zzzzzz... No, not now... zzzzzzz i need to drink my coffee... zzzzzzzzzzzz ill do it tomorrow... Zzzzzz -
Narrator: o_e ...uhhh ...somewhat confusing right there at that moment in time... FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN OUR HIGHLY CONFUSING STORY OF USELESS THINGS IN LIFE WITHIN THIS CHEESILY MADE STORY! Next chapter: Chapter 7 THIS IS MADNESS -