Nudge woke up to loud sounds. She blinked a couple of times to wake up then opened the door. Instead of a hallway there was a street! In New York! She walked down the street confused, then noticed she was holding a tin cup. What the heck? She thought, studying the cup. As she looked down she noticed she was wearing a large brown trenchcoat with ratty tennis shoes. Omg! I'm homeless! Shementally screamed. She should buy some cute clothes. But she had no money! Should she? She approached a woman wearing a business suit.
"Spare a quarter?" The woman turned on her heels to look at Nudge. "Angel!" She gasped. Angel gave her a distasteful frown and walked away. Nudge started to cry… purple tears? Suddenly she wasn't in New York! She was at home. In the was so tired she crawled into the shower. The shower curtain was ripped open by Max!
"Spare a quarter miss?" She mumbled.
"No! And get out of the shower!" She stared at her.
"Okay." Nudge climbed out of the shower. Max slammed the bathroom door behind her. Nudge walked down the hallway, her shoes nearly falling off her feet. She noticed a stack of pink frosted cupcakes. She was so hungery... She started to grab one when, BANG! The cupcakes exploded in a puff of pink sparkle smoke! Sitting in its place was Arnold Schwarzenegger, wearing a gene sort of get-up.
"I am cupcake gene." Arnold said terminator style. Nudge cocked her head. She was officially losing it.
"So…you grant wishes?" She asked. He nodded.
"What do you desire most?" She thought for a moment.
"A bath." Arnold crossed his arms and bobbed his a head and Nudge was in a bath tub. Even though she was still wearing clothes. Fail. She thought. She noticed Fang was in the bathtub with her!
"Spare a quarter?" She automatically asked. He looked up at her with surprise. "Spare a quarter?" She repeated.
"No!" He cried. "And go away!"
"Okay." She decided. She climbed out of the tub and walked through a door.
She was flying! She spread her arms and smiled. She looked down to see, Total! She was riding Total! He looked up at her.
"You do realize your a ham sandwich." Nudge was confused.
"What? No I'm homeless." She explained. Total shook his head.
"Your a ham sandwich."
"No I'm not!" Nudge cried.
"Whatevs." He sighed. Nudge was suddenly at her kitchen table. The Flock was all enjoying a sandwich lunch. Nudge looked at her sandwich. Max looked at her.
"Nudge, eat your sandwich." Max said with her mouth full.
"No, I can't eat my uncle." She explained.
Nudge opened her eyes. Nothing. No sounds. No hobos. No relative sandwiches. It had been a dream.
