Both teams were sitting in the living room. Try decided that they should set aside their differences just for one small chapter; well the Red Team did anyway. (The Blue Team had another plan.)
All was well until Bully's cell phone rang. He picked it up and looked at the contact. "Oh no! It's King Dad! Do you think he knows about the house being wrecked?" he asked before answering the phone embracing extreme King Dad verbal abuse. And that it was.
"INCOMPETENT FOOLS! Do you think I don't know about the house being destroyed? Well I do! I sent some MagiKoopas to repair it, but I'm coming straight home to wring your necks! Except... I'm half-way across the world. It'll take me around 50 chapters to get there. But when I do, you'll be sorry!" King Koopa said before hanging up the phone.
"Man, we're in so much trouble!" said Rose pacing along the tile floors.
"And we're not supposed to have THIS many people here!" Kooky said as he was counting all of the extra people.
"Wait! There's someone at the door!" said Belinda frantically unlocking and opening it. In the doorway stood a girl.
"Hey guys! I'm Kacey!" she said happily. Everyone just stood and stared at her.
"Excuse me?! People give her some respect! What team do you want to be on?" asked Marie.
"Well, I was kind of hoping I could be on the Red Team!" Kacey added with a bright smile as Marie handed her a wand and shirt.
"Well I'll be! You're just a little bundle of sunshine aren't you?!" Rylee said sarcastically before Dark Moonlight kicked her in the shin. "What? That doesn't even make sense! HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FREAKING LEG!" Rylee yelped as she clutched her leg in pain.
"Well the marvelous author gave me a leg, thank you very much!" said Dark Moonlight as everyone gasped. (-We haven't done this in awhile... FOURTH WALL BREAKER!-)
"I don't care what happens, we have a prank war to finish!" said Kuna in an all-knowing voice. The teams rushed back to their bases to continue.
The clock struck midnight when Bully's freakish nightmare began. It all started when he had to get his glasses polished at the store, but when he came to receive them, Barney was at the front desk. He shivered slightly but tried to remain calm.
"Ummm... How much?" he asked before pulling a wallet out of his pocket shakily.
"Oh, you don't need to pay me with money Bully, you just need to pay me with hugs! Come here you!" the large purple dinosaur said as he extended his arms and came closer ever so slightly to Bully.
"Get away from me! I have a weapon!" Bully said brandishing his brown wallet at Barney. Outside of the dream, Bully was squirming out of his sleeping bag like crazy. But that was just what the Blue Team needed.
Angel, Sofia, and Blossom were all operating a large Barney costume. Jason, Hip, and Hop were operating sounds. And Rose, Kooky, and Kuna were up front doing the voice acting portion. Kuna didn't have much self- confidence at that kind of thing... but after encouragement, she reluctantly agreed.
"All clear!" Jason whispered to Rose who gave him an okay sign! Hip and Hop agreed in unison and the sound effects were good to go. The Barney costume was set too, so the prank was then all ready to go.
Bully awoke with a start as his nightmare came to an abrupt end. He looked around wildly with his eyes adjusting to the darkness. By this time, the rest of the team was up too, because these stupid nightmares were a nightly occurrence. All of a sudden the door slammed open and a large, dark figure stood in the doorway.
"Bully! I heard you were having some bad dreams?! I think you need a hug!" said Kooky trying very hard to disguise his voice like Barney.
"NO! GET AWAY! HELP ME TEAM!" Bully squealed scuttling against the far wall. Marie stood in the way of Barney and Bully to help, but was no use since she was swatted to the floor by Barney's left arm, (operated by Blossom) and in conjunction with being kicked with his right leg, (operated by Angela).
"ABUSE!" she yelled before running out the room to clean up the dirt on her pants. (Apparently they didn't like to clean the floors.) She ran into Rose and they stared at each other for a few minutes after realizing what was happening.
"What the heck?!" asked Kuna when Marie jumped on her, Rose, and Kooky. There were stifled sounds being played on the microphone from the grunts being uttered by Kooky, Kuna, and Rose because they were being tackled by Marie.
"It sounds like Barney has a hairball or something..." said CasmFire as she pulled off the fake head to reveal Angel, Sofia, and Blossom who were controlling the Barney.
"I have to admit... you did scare the living poop out of me!" said Bully as he leaned up against the wall like he did before. The Blue Team had their laughs before going to bed.
The next morning, everyone woke up with cream pie on their face. "Mmmmm... I love dessert for breakfast..." said Sofia as she licked the pie off her lips.
"We're being attacked! And you're licking pie off your face?! We have to get out of the castle!" yelled Kooky as the Blue Team ran out of the castle. The Red Team was doing the same of course with pie all over their faces too.
"You may have wondered what caused those barrages... well it was me! Jet Brazie at your service. NEVER ENDING PIE BARRAGE! GO!" he yelled before his gun went into overdrive hitting everything in its path with pies.
"Oh my Goomba! I can't believe it! The Cyan Team is real! You're the real Ace Skyfyre!" Dark Moonlight hopped up and down excitedly as he got hit in the head with several pies.
"Wait... you know this guy?!" asked Cheatsy and Big Mouth at the same time. "What's a Cyan Team?" asked Big Mouth.
"The Cyan Team is the mysterious team that wants to make both sides lose... and make the Koopalings get in trouble with their dad of course. That was the team I wanted to join, but I found the Red Team instead. Ace Skyfyre WOW! You're like my hero dude!" squealed Dark Moonlight as he was giggling at his discovery like an anime schoolgirl.
"Quick we have to jam the gun somehow!" exclaimed Kacey as they were still being hit with pies. They looked around and found a large rock from the castle debris from the musical battle.
"This should work..."said Rose as she gave the rock to Bully who chucked the rock at the gun which stopped firing immediately on contact.
"What's happening?!" asked Jet before cream and pie was everywhere. The gun had exploded itself which had caused probably the greatest mess in history. "This won't be the last time you hear of the great Jet Brazie, or the Cyan Team!" he shouted as he ran out of the castle.
Bully's cell rang just as Jet jetted. (-Get it Jet "jetted"?! Oh whatever... we all know that's corny...-) "Hello?" he answered before King Koopa told him something very important.
"The MagiKoopas will be here tomorrow to work on the house at 11:00 sharp. Be nice!" he shouted before hanging up the phone abruptly.
"People will be working on repairing the house tomorrow... so we'll just have to prank somewhere else.
"Let's go into the forest! That place has tall AND concealing trees!" exclaimed Hop as the teams ran outside.