Back for the long version, huh? Don't say I didn't warn you.
Did I warn you?
I can't remember, so I'll just do it now.
There is no point to this at all. I'm just a bloke who thought he was straight until another bloke changed that. And apparently, that gives me the right to complain about it. (Well, complain may not be the right word, but I've never been very good at choosing the right one anyways.)
It's not very interesting, or spectacular, or really anything at all. It's just the joke that is my life.
Well. There you go. You've been warned.
I guess now I should start at the beginning.