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Cenred opened the door to the room he only just very recently found existed. To say he was surprised was an understatement at being told there was a library in his castle. Really, a library he thought they were something made up in stories to bore children to sleep. But as he made his way down to the supposed library he had to think that if that was the case then where did the stories come from in the first place.
He really did have to start paying attention to the finer details in the future.
On being told that both sorceresses where hold up in the room a level below the throne room on his arrival back he made his way down to greet them. He needed to come up with a way to appease the blonde who he knew would no doubt be annoyed by his lack of absence. But he could hardly be blamed for that. He was the king, he had a land to run and a duty to the tiny people who festered on it and by helping them he was showing what a kind and good natured person he was.
He had to laugh at his own joke. As if he was doing it for the people? They knew as well as he that he didn't give a dam about them no, the little people was just happy to live somewhere and content to go about their sad little lives in peace and so long as he left them to it everything was fine. They didn't complain and if they did then he got rid of them it was an easy way to go about it.
He really did enjoy killing.
Coming to a stop outside the admittedly foreign room he put his ear to the door. He had learned the hard way about not knocking before entering and he was dammed if there was going to be any repeats. He internally cringed; it may have been a shock to his system at first then arousing, but really not worth the results afterwards.
But secretly it was worth it, just as long as he kept that to himself.
Tapping on the door he waited for a reply but after a few minutes he was still waiting and so mused on what to do for a few minutes, silently debating on the pros and cons of this situation before shrugging and turning the handle. She couldn't be mad at him for doing what she had ordered, he knocked and waited. For anyone else he wouldn't do that, if anything she should be pleased with him.
But who was he kidding she was never pleased, not by anything he did anyway, if reality she would most likely laugh in his face for actually following her demands like the obedient little king he was.
He had to frown at that, he had just come back from painfully slaughtering a warlord. When did he become so whipped?
He knew the answer of course but it was best to just leave it unsaid as he shut the door and listened for any sounds. Still nothing and so he made his way further into the room making his way through the twisty maze of shelves before a few muffled noises had him looking up. Getting closer the noises became more prominent and he faltered in his steps stopping just beyond the last shelve.
This is where he had to think.
The sounds he could hear told him that they were both in the room, but what he couldn't really tell if the sounds where them talking or them engaging in….Things.
Biting his lip he frowned again all this thinking was making his head hurt but it was better that then him making the wrong move and getting physical pain. Morgause had made a number of threats to a certain part of his anatomy that he happed to be rather attached to and not just in the literal sense. The sounds where getting louder and by now he knew what they were doing and so had to remember the rules what the angry blonde told him when she sought him out the first time he saw them.
A few minutes of thinking later he nodded and straightened up before casually carrying on around the last shelf and coming out into the open he couldn't help but let out a small whimper at the sight in front of him.
He gazed at the two women who were lying on the make shift sofa bed in the corner. Well Morgause was the younger woman was kneeling on the floor in front of her in between her open legs, head somewhere the king could only ever imagine being which made his breeches increase in tightness as he watched dumbly as Morgause moaned out. Her eyes were closed and her head lent back against the top of the bed.
She gripped the side of the bed gasping slightly as the younger woman pushed her tongue further inside sending a ripple of heated arousal coursing through her body. She slid her other free hand down across the surface before letting it rest on the back of Morgana's head, her fingers curling in the thick mane of black hair before tensing again.
Cenred for his part remained unknown and was free to keep on watching what he could only describe as every man's fantasy, the warmth from the fire was getting to him and he swallowed the small lump in the back of his throat as Morgause let out another moan her hands gripping the younger woman tighter.
"Sit down Cenred"
The king snapped out of his pleasant viewing on hearing the blonde speak though it was through her teeth and more like a pant but the authority was still there. He tensed slightly himself, just how long had she known he was there?
"I won't say it again"
He nodded his comply quickly and moved carefully in to the middle. He took the seat on the only thing available which was the table and waited for them to stop. He was going to carry on with his now not so subtle staring but then remembered that she had known and so went straight to rule number one in the hopes that she wasn't pissed with him as he turned himself around and looked at anything but them.
She wasn't angry now as Morgana had her occupied but that didn't stop her from being so later.
Focusing on a not so particular interesting spot on the wall above the fire he concentrated all of his might on that one place as the moans and gasps reached a new level. His pants were now at a point of nearly splitting with the tightness and he squeezed his eyes shut before a slight hiss had him risking his favourite part of his body as he snuck a glance in their direction.
Morgana was annoyed that the king had shown up in her little sanctuary away from home and was even more so pissed when he had the audacity to stand there and leer at them like the pervert he was. And now that he was just behind them made it all the more worse she hated his stupid self even more than usual and was about to stop when and idea hit her.
She knew Morgause had told him under pretty much pain of death that he wasn't allowed to watch them and knowing that she would be anything less than angry if she caught him breaking that main rule, she decided that if she couldn't get rid of him as he was intricate to their plan then she would at least make it hard for him when he was here.
Morgause lifted her head from the top and looked down at the younger woman who had stopped in her thoughts and was about to speak when she caught the evil smirk in her sisters green eyes, wondering what she was up to but before she had the chance to ask Morgana had slipped her arms around the tops of her thighs pulling her down onto her mouth as she pushed her tongue in as far as it would go.
The blonde gasped the loudest she had all night and placed both hands at the sides of her sister's head holding her in place. The younger woman didn't seem to mind as she casually started to move her tongue back and forth inside the blonde making her moan out loud her hands tightening in her hair.
Cenred for his part heard the intensity of the gasp and was trying his hardest not to stare but the soft moans which altered in pitch that was coming frequently from the blonde behind him had him trembling slightly, Morgana didn't hear anything but the moans coming from above her so assumed that he wasn't looking and vowed to try harder.
She pushed one of Morgause's thighs up and away from her opening her up more as the older woman looked down in midst trying to control her breathing as the raven haired woman began kissing the sides of her leg but still keeping a hand over her centre gently rubbing it in light lazy circles that had her bucking under her touch.
None of them was expecting Cenred to come back so soon much less be in the same room as them whilst they was busy but both was too caught up in each other to stop now and it would most likely leave the blonde more wound up then she already was which in turn would make for a tense meeting which simply would not do in Morgana's eyes and so carried on her ministrations enjoying the fact she had her sister like this.
They didn't use words as he was around and not wanting to let him hear their private conversations which were silly really as he could hear their appreciations. But none the less when the younger woman caught the look her sister was giving her she silently knew what it was she was so desperately needed and so moved her mouth back down to her centre and resumed her earlier activity.
The blonde moaned again as soon as the younger woman's mouth touched her and gasped when she felt her take the sensitive bundle between her teeth and gently roll it around before covering her entire soaking clit and sucked hard.
She couldn't help the roll of her hips as the younger woman bumped her chin against her causing her teeth to graze over her eliciting a hiss as Morgana rolled her eyes and wrapped one arm around her thigh again and shuffled in closer between her legs and slid one hand up to her breast.
Cenred's breeches was in fear of ripping right there he closed his eyes and tried to steady his rapidly increasing breath. He had to come up with a way that didn't involve him turning around and dying a painful death he just had to think of seriously unattractive things, stuff that would distract him until they finished.
But what to think of
His knights kissing, ok that was something he wouldn't like to see but not enough. The cook's weekend meals, they were in themselves something to fear and many a times he was sure that his tasters had actually died from them, dam he couldn't think….Uther.
That was it Uther Pendragon in his underwear. He shivered as he pictured the rat bastard king in his bare modesty…..And that did it. Now he just had to keep that nauseating image with him until the end.
Morgause didn't know where this second energy in Morgana came from as the younger woman dove into her with a force taking her closer and closer to her orgasm with each stroke of her tongue but she was glad for it, though she had to suspect that it might have had something to do with the man currently trying too hard to look at his death if the shaking of his body had any indication. But she didn't bother with that not when her sister was currently doing oh so wonderful things with her tongue.
The tight spring coil in her stomach that had been gathering was threatening to overtake and she was so close now, her hips was rolling of their own accord and the moans falling from her lips was something she had no control over. Just a few more strokes and then.
Morgana stopped, she pulled back and looked at the shivering form of the blonde as she smirked proudly at her accomplishments and then seeing the murderous look in her sister's eyes once she realized that she wasn't finishing her off.
The younger woman tipped her head to the side slightly not caring about the expression and looked back over to the king who was shaking his head slightly and tried not to laugh at the mumblings under his breath as Morgause looked up and saw him and then back at her sister confused despite the on-going longing in her stomach. Finally the heat took over and Morgause reached up and pulled the raven haired woman back to her wrapping a leg around her waist and keeping her close to her.
'Finish it' She all but shouted at her mentally as Morgana smirked again but nodded and kissed her thighs again getting back closer to her core with each kiss, and with one last look at the blonde she pushed two fingers into her without any warning.
Morgause couldn't help the slight scream that fell from her at the sudden but welcoming intrusion as Morgana began moving in and out almost straight away causing her hips to roll with each thrust again as her body fell back against the back of the bed.
The heat spread throughout her lower half more rapidly than before as her moans grew and she gripped Morgana's hand that had been rolling her breast, almost sobbing as the younger woman's thrust's increased and she bent her head again sucking on her thighs and nipping the skin still thrusting in and out.
Their breaths where ragged as the raven haired woman pushed on her leg again and held her calf in her hand,
'Come for me sister' she mentally spoke to her, even her mental voice sounded husky and out of breath as she gripped the smooth calf tighter in her hand and with the other pushed her fingers in as far as she could before curling them.
That was it the heat exploded within her and spread like fire all over as her back arched from the bed screaming out her sisters name not even caring that Cenred was mere feet from them, Morgana continued to lazily thrust her fingers prolonging her orgasm as Morgause fell back against the surface her breathing still fast and uneven but she was able to open her eyes as she looked down at her sister who was smiling back at her, all traces of her smirk gone.
The blonde held out her hand for the younger woman to take who did so as she moved up her body placing kisses to every part she could reach stopping at her neck and biting gently on the junction between her shoulder and neck pressing her body onto the older woman and pinning her to the bed as she held both her hands back against the back of the bed immobilizing her.
The blonde moaned again under her sisters ministrations as the younger woman nibbled and sucked in her skin leaving her mark on the other woman which she intended so that Cenred, if he survived this ordeal, could see just what he was missing, though now that he had a front row seat she was sure that he certainly knew just what he could never have.
The man in question after just hearing Morgause come undone at the hands of her sister was near to breaking point. He had been biting his tongue as to not make any sounds or even try to speak as he knew he most likely would, but he hadn't realized just how hard he had been biting until he tasted copper and he raised his hand to see red running down his finger.
He hissed a little at the pain and released his hold on his tongue wiping the blood away from his mouth. Now he would have to find something else to try and subdue him along with the images. He frowned; this really wasn't what he had in mind for today.
They continued exchanging kisses for a few minutes as Morgause gathered her energy back before pulling back and staring at the other woman in her lap as she smirked at her in victory. The blonde raised a brow and a few seconds later Morgana let out a small squeal as Morgause rolled them over so she was now underneath the other sorceress as the older woman gave her the fearful shark smile she was revered for before she began her payback.
Morgana closed her eyes and let the feel of the blonde wash over her as Morgause began kissing her neck pressing their bodies close together, she lifted her hands and sunk them into the golden thickness of curls massaging her head gently before emitting her first of many moans of the night as Morgause bit down on her neck nibbling not too harsh but not gently either.
A few minutes later she lifted her head and looked down to inspect her handiwork and was pleased as small purple marks began to form on the stark white skin of the younger woman. This was her way of showing the world and everyone in it just who Morgana belonged to and the very first person who would get to see that would be the man behind them once they finished.
"You may speak Cenred" She added not looking directly at him but turning her head slightly to acknowledge his presence as she saw Morgana roll er eyes at his name and smiled running her hand gently over her stomach earning a shiver from her.
The king heard his name being called and straightened his back from the slight cramped position he had taken to and was about to turn when she spoke again. As if already knowing what he was going to do.
"I said speak I didn't say you could turn around."
He slouched again only tensing when he could have sworn her heard Morgana mutter the word 'fool' under her breath before another moan sounded out and he licked his dryer then sand lips before speaking.
"Forgive my delay but there was a pressing matter I had to attend to"
He waited for her reply and waited with nothing as she bit his lip and with one quick motion, turned in his seat to see what was taking her response.
The blonde heard his excuse and mused her answer with a bored expression as she carried on teasing the woman below her as Morgana closed her eyes and breathed in deeply through her nose as the older woman smirked before bending and the raven haired woman's eyes opened quickly to see that the blonde had taken her breast in her mouth and was licking and sucking the nipple with eager strokes.
Hands still in hair she shifted slightly as the sensitive skin was. Sucked, licked, bitten and pulled at causing the flare of heat to build within her stomach as Morgause bit the sides of her breast before lavishing the same attention on the other causing her to shift again.
She opened her eyes after so long but movement from the side had her looking and she saw Cenred was staring at them both with his dumber than Arthur expression as her anger flared slightly, he watched on not seeing that he had been caught until he happened to glance over and blanched at the sight of the younger sister staring at him with narrowed eyes.
He froze. Crap he had been spotted, this was it she was surely to tell Morgause now and he would die. He tensed up waiting for the inevitable doom only to find himself still waiting for the fury of the angry blonde who seemed not to notice anything other than the breast's she was sucking and squeezing at.
He frowned slightly wondering why she wasn't trying to set him alight and glanced up at the younger woman only to find her instead of being angry as she was before, she now wore a smirking expression as she gazed at him he looked at her wondering what she was doing, as she raised both her eyebrows at him before bringing Morgause's head up to hers and crashing their mouths together in a heated embrace.
Morgause moaned in surprise but quickly returned the kiss as the king watched on. Morgana opened her eyes and glanced at him from the corner still kissing the blonde as very slowly her hand slipped down Morgause's chest across her stomach and down in between them making the older woman jerk suddenly. She smiled into the kiss and continued to caress the blonde as the older woman panted out slightly.
Cenred after long last and with enough smirking glances finally knew what she was doing and returned her glare as she smirked again making Morgause gasp once more just for her enjoyment seemingly taking amusement at knowing this was much better than setting the angry blonde on him if she knew.
She carried on making the blonde moan and squirm with deep strokes until she pulled away and with her mouth at her ear panted through gritted teeth.
"Enough…..It's my turn"
Morgause pulled back from the younger woman her arousal almost at its peak again she was going to return the favour and Morgana wasn't doing to distract her again as she quickly slid down her body so she sat in between her parted legs, besides she still had to talk to Cenred and she didn't see why she couldn't do both.
Cenred saw the sudden change as the older woman moved away from Morgana's mouth and down her body as he stumbled an nearly fell from the table in his haste to turn around. He was still pissed at the younger woman and didn't realize she could be cruel, but then again any family of Morgause's had to be and so was resigned to hearing the erotic noises but not having the pleasure of seeing it.
It wasn't enough that they was in his kingdom and which he had his suspicions about , they had been eying his castle. It was bad enough that he had one of his worst enemies daughters sitting in his library room which in itself was a war worthy crime, it was bad enough that she had magic. Again a war worthy crime. And considering the family she came from father wise, she was here with her with her sister committing an act that was pretty much frowned upon in the entire five kingdoms. And he wasn't sure but most likely a death resulted punishment.
He could forgive all of that because he wasn't one for rules and upholding's himself so didn't bother what they did, but no he could pardon that. But the one thing he couldn't get over, was the fact that it happened to be the two women of his fantasy's doing exactly what he had dreamed of most nights.
Except he wasn't allowed to partake. And Morgana knew that which was why she had now been mocking him because of it.
That dam witch.
Morgause once again now back in her original position gazed at her sister whose green eyes were dark with lust as she moved closer forcing the other woman to open herself up a little more as she leaned in closer slightly.
Morgana closed her eyes again when she felt her sisters long fingers circling her clit which had become extremely sensitive during the entire time they had been together. She moaned out slightly when the blonde pushed her thumb on the nub and began rubbing it back and forth causing her hips to move slightly.
"I care not for your petty excuses Cenred, if you go out make sure you inform me first so that way I don't have to wait." She replied back after so long, he nodded remembering the conversation as he had been focused on the quiet moans which were coming from the younger woman and then thought to himself how he could possibly let her know if he had no idea where she lived.
And from where he was sitting it sounded and looked like she didn't at all mind having to wait, but he was at least smart enough not to say that out loud.
"Yes Morgause" Was his diplomatic response moving slightly as Morgana cried out louder.
Feeling how wet Morgana already was Morgause had no problem sliding two of her fingers inside the younger woman as Morgana cried out much louder than before. She smirked as she kept her fingers moving which in turn was causing the younger woman's hips to keep rolling in time with her thrusts.
"We've come up with a way that will most certainly rid us of the Pendragon's once and for all" The blonde said glancing over at him until a tap on her side had her looking down to see the un happy expression of her sister.
"The ones that matter, sister" She spoke re adjusting her words and making her happy again as Cenred spoke up.
"You're sure"
"Positively certain"
"How?"
"We've…." She began but the movement of Morgana's hips was becoming a bit of a distraction so she placed her hand on her stomach to stop her from moving too much before carry on moving her fingers in and out of her
"We've been thinking, and as Morgana has pointed out her father" She spat out the word as the younger woman hummed her verbal disagreement to him being called that as her hips rocked again.
"Is always saying just how strong the kingdom is and just what it takes to be a good leader, well, we have found a way to ensure that not only by the end of this will he have lost his kingdom but he will also have lost his…..Mind to"
"How?" Cenred asked confused and momentarily forgot as he turned around only to come face to face with the blondes angry glare.
"CENRED!"
He had never turned the opposite way so fast in his life as he tensed again this time knowing his death was coming but once again it never did as Morgause just focused her attentions back on Morgana who was now moaning and gasping out louder as every thrust got deep and harder, she twisted the material under her hands as the heat was building and boiling in her stomach and her navel.
The grip stomach tightened as Morgause pushed her hand down and dug her nails in sensing Morgana was close seeing as she could no longer control her reactions. As well as her mouth.
"Oh…..Fuck"
"tut, tut such dirty words from a princess" The older woman teased as Morgana opened her eyes to level a glare at her but hissed when Morgause twisted her fingers making her buck.
Suddenly before Morgana knew what was happening the blonde had taken her fingers out and with a speed she didn't know was possible in a lust induced haze she was flipped over and the hand her sister had used to hold her down was now on the small of her back keeping her pinned to the soft surface under them as the blonde slid her fingers back inside her causing her to cry out again.
"….And just how are you going to make him lose his mind?" The voice from the side spoke up startling them both as for a moment they had forgotten he was there and Cenred knew this as his tone was dry and not seemingly happy.
Morgause for her part didn't take notice of his upset, she lent forwards to add more pressure to the thrusts as her fingers pushed in and out of her sister faster than before as the noise level rose with Morgana ducking her head to try and stem the flow of her moans to no success as she pushed back onto the blonde fingers meeting them each time.
"Simple…..Magic" She looked over and graced him with the first genuine look all night and smirked as he frowned,
"There is a plant called the mandrake root, it only grows in the most harshest of places and so won't be easy to procure but the benefits it has makes that inconsequential."
More curious and focusing on not looking behind him he pressed on.
"How so?"
She smiled never taking her eyes of the smooth flawless cream coloured skin beneath her as she pushed her fingers in as far as they could before spreading them forcing Morgana to cry out again as her back arched and before either of them knew it Morgana was on her hands and knees the blondes fingers still inside momentarily stilling,
"Don't stop" The younger woman bit out as Morgause looked at her before nodding and carrying on not put off by this new position in fact liking it more as it allowed her to move her fingers around more freely as she slid her other hand around her sisters waist as she got to her knees and moved so that she was behind the younger woman as her hand made its way to her stomach where it came to rest near her burning centre before pulling her back to that they were touching before tightening her grip and keeping her firmly in place. Before replying to the king.
"like all plants that are alive the mandrake is only one of the few that are magical and when enchanted, the screams it procures though may do nothing to that of a sorcerer. The ones without magic, its screams provoke the very worst fears of their souls, the deepest recesses of their dark nightmares and bring them to light, never stopping, never leaving them until at long last or sooner depends on the mind, they succumb to their torture and retreat into their destroyed mind."
Cenred took in what she said noting that she spoke without hesitation as to what the effects of this currish plant could do, it sounded like she had experience with it before.
"And just how are you going to….." He had to cut off as the broken and breathy moans Morgana has been giving had turned into low screams and longer sentences of swear words. Before he could carry on. Morgause smirked as she pushed her body forwards keeping her fingers trapped inside the younger woman who had been pushing back harder into her body.
"And just how are you planning on carrying this out? As I recall Uther was many things but stupid he isn't. I think though for the ignorance of him even he will see a screaming plant right in front of him"
The older woman rolled her eyes, at the stupid man in the room with them as she reached up and twisted her hand into her sisters long black hair before pulling, the younger woman hissed in pain pleasure before arching her back again.
"Of course he won't see it, it will be hidden. Though somewhere within his range so that it has time to take hold of his conscious. Once that happens his mind will be ours to mess with."
He had to nod it made sense as another thought came to him
"So is that where your delightful sister comes into it?"
Morgause stiffened, her fingers stopping for a minute earning a low whine from her sister as she looked over at the kings back.
"…Care to repeat that Cenred?"
The man cocked his head wondering what he had said to piss her off as he went over his words and his eyes widened as he shook his head quickly
"That's what I thought" As she carried on with her previous ministrations as the raven haired woman bent her head slightly, she was so, so close. The heat had been bubbling up and was right to the point of it spilling over and she was desperate for her release. If only her sister didn't spend so much bloody time talking to him she could have had it by now.
"As I was saying, that in order for that to happen. Yes you are right Cenred Morgana here will be the one to plant it as she knows the castle better than wither of us and so will have no problem hiding it well." Again he nodded.
"I have to say my dear, I think this plan actually will have a chance of being successful"
She stiffened once again at that, she didn't like the implications of that and so looked to him.
"What do you mean by that"
"Well" He tipped his head to the side mindful that Morgana's moans were increasing,
"I just think that everyone of your plans before have inexplicably not turned out so well before"
She had to muse at that. He did have a point the reason for that was still unknown and she was determined to get to the bottom of that.
"Oh….Oh god, oh fuck…Hmm"
"But I think now this one"
"Oh….."
"Has a really good chance of working because"
"Morgause…..Please, oh fuck!"
"No one will see it coming and no one will be any the wiser"
"Shit….So close."
"Tyrant Uther for some reason loses his mind, no one knows why. Poor little Arthur will despair leaving the kingdom weak."
"Oh….Sod Arthur….Oh god."
"They will try their best to figure out what's wrong but as time goes on they will have to deduce it's to stress. Arthur takes up the mantle still in doubt of his ability. I come in with my impressive army and due to lack of leadership, take over taking them prisoner. Morgana gets crowned queen. You two have your happy little lives and I get to kill them both. I have to say I think you've truly outdone yourself here Morgause."
"OH GOD YES!"
Morgana finally found her release as Morgause twisted her finger's hitting that one place as the rush of heat exploded over her body as she pressed herself back into the blonde behind her who had taken her fingers out and was holding her against her body reaching up to grip her breast's as Morgana shook through her orgasm. A few minutes later she fell on to the soft bed under her as Morgause balanced herself over her and started kissing her neck taking her time slowly from one end to the other as Morgana moaned lowly.
Cenred couldn't help it and took one final glance at the sight that still had his own certain sensitive member throbbing with need and saw the older woman lovingly tend to her sister afterwards. He may have found it weird that they were blood and everything but he couldn't deny that it was clear they did love each other.
Morgana rolled over and smiled up tiredly at the blonde who was nuzzling her neck as she moved so that her sister could lie next to her before shuffling back so that they were pressed close together with the blonde wrapping her arms around her waist and pulling her nearer so her chest was to her back.
For the admittedly leering man he was he knew that this was a moment that he knew no one should see and so turning his back on them he spoke.
"Well now that everything is planned out I'm hungry so if you like you can join me later for dinner."
Morgause glanced his way and nodded thankful that he was leaving as the sleep was taking hold of them both and looked down to see her sister already asleep and tightening her grip on her before looking back.
"We might just do that."
With the last they needed to speak he nodded to them but still kept his back to them as he stood and realized just how bad a mistake that was as he let out a unmanly whimper and bending slightly, he spared a quick glance the sisters way and was pleased to see that they were both asleep before he turned and hobbled his way to the door.
Though many would have killed for the opportunity to have faintly glanced at but mostly heard what he had just heard. He didn't find any of the current predicament he was now in at all funny or beneficial to him.
The younger woman had teased him all night, he almost met his end by the blonde, he was sure he needed new pants, he had a little anatomy that was aching and worst of all his chambers was on the other side of the castle.
He frowned as he looked each way of the hall before leaving the room and shuffling down the corridor on his one man mission to make it to his room and not be seen by anyone. If any did he would kill them it was simple but he really just wanted to get to his chambers. Before he even contemplated dinner he first had to see to his other and frankly tear inducing problem that was making him walk like his pants had actually split.
That was it
As he made his way one painful step at a time up the stone steps he found his excuse should he happen across anyone. His pants had split.
It was a far dam sight better than what he really had and though still embarrassing he could always kill them like he had suggested to himself before. Coming out into the main hall he looked all the way around before waddling to the other side and up the stairs.
Dam witches.