"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." the words scrolled up the viewscreen. " Perhaps we have visited this galaxy." Data stated. Commander Riker chuckled. "Not unless you've visited twentieth- century Earth Hollywood, Data." The android's face crumpled in confusion. "I do not understand. Hollywood, California is part of a country known as the United States of America. It is not a galaxy." Geordi sighed. "Just shut up and enjoy the movie, Data."

A few minutes later, Data commented again. " I find myself relating to this C3PO in many ways. Is he perhaps a primitive android?" Deanna smiled. "Perhaps so, Data."

About an hour passed before the silence was interrupted again. "I respect this Chewbacca. He is an honorable officer." Worf commented. Geordi groaned in frustration. "Please, everyone be quiet. I want to see what happens next." "Alright, alright." Commander Riker said. " Of course, I could say how I relate to that handsome fellow, Han Solo." Picard smiled. "I rather like that Obi Wan Kenobi, myself." Beverly Crusher smiled. "Wes, you're like Luke." "What would that make you, Mom?" he inquired. She considered for a moment. "I suppose that would make me Aunt Baru."

Riker leaned over to whisper in Deanna's ear. "That would make you the beautiful and intelligent Princess Leia." She giggled. " You might want to reconsider that statement. If memory serves me correctly, Leia and Solo end up together." He smiled. "Is that so? Well in that case, I don't think I will reconsider. It seems like the perfect part for you." He leaned in to kiss her.

The tender moment was cut short by another interruption by Data. " Councelor, an I correct in assuming that C3P0 and R2D2 are friends?" "Yes, Data. Best friends." Data considered this for a moment. "Ah. Then Geordi would be R2D2."

"What?!" Geordi yelped. "Why me?" Data frowned. "We are best friends, are we not?" "Well, yes." Geordi conceded. " Then you must be R2D2." "Darn." Geordi pouted. " I was counting on being Darth Vader."

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