Sorry I haven't been posting chapters in a while. Homework and school hates me.
Enjoy :)
And may the odds be ever in your favor!
"NINCOMPOOP IS NOT A BAD WORD!" Gale shouts at the top of his lungs, making the food run away.
"Gale!" says Katniss.
"WHAT?" he says with a scowl.
"You made the food run away! Now I'm not gonna be able to learn how to catch apples!"
"And you said nincompoop again, you silly goose!" says Peeta, now trying to catch a purple butterfly.
"OH. MY. GOD." says Gale.
"Instead of saying god, say goodness! That will brighten up your day!" Peeta says very happily.
"Nincompoop."
"3 STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT!" says Katniss, using a rather loud voice.
"Ya! You said the "N" word 3 times! Now we have to take you to the Fairytale Land Court!" says Peeta, now looking quite serious.
"NO I DON'T!"
"Yes you do! It's rule #28402 in the rule book!" says Katniss, flipping to the page that has rule #28402 on it.
"Ya! Everyone knows that!" agrees Peeta.
"But if I go to Fairytale Land Court, I might end up in the Fairytale Land Prison!" says Gale, who is actually kind of worried now.
"Well duh!" says Peeta, trying to find a butterfly to chase after.
"Found it!" Katniss says, showing the rule book to Gale. She clears her throat and recites the rule "Rule #28402: If any citizen of Fairytale Land says any bad word three times, he or she will have to go to Fairytale Land Court accompanied by a lawyer to prove the innocence of the swearer."
"Too bad I don't have a lawyer!" Gale says, relived.
"Oh don't worry! I'll get one for you!" says Peeta running toward the phone.
"NO IT'S O.K.! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME!" says Gale, his anger level going up again.
Peeta dials 1-800-RENT-A-LAWYER.
"Hello? Helloooooooo?" Peeta says into the phone.
Peeta becomes quiet, listening to the fairy that he was taking to for a lawyer.
"Ya. Uh huh. Ummmm... I think so. Of course! Ok. What? Ok. We're on our way!"
Peeta hangs up and turns toward Katniss and Gale.
"Let's go to RENT-A-LAWYER!"
"Oh geez." says Gale.
Sorry for this not funny chapter.. :S
The next one will be better-I PROMISE!