Holy shit people actually like my story. Anyways what did you guys think of me parodying the website itself. Well anyways basic chapter family starts to notice Naruto who may or may not forgive them
Also I'd like to point out that Naruto doesn't exactly hate his parents but he doesn't like them either, it's sort of an apathetic feeling towards them.
Also I noticed that I apparently have different names for Naruto's older sister in the first chapter..whoops well her name is Narumi and this once again is to remind myself
And a another thing in case you looked on my profile and saw some of my ideas for future stories and saw the narutoxyugito for this one yeah actually changes that due to practicality reasons the person I'm pairing him with should become obvious after he leaves the village
Naruto woke up and first thing he noticed was that he was in a hospital room. He began to wonder why he was in it when the events from last night flooded into him "Why did hell did I do that" he said putting a hand to his face "I got injured to save someone I really couldn't care less about…why the hell am I talking to myself" before he could question his actions and sanity farther there was a knock at the door and in came Sastuki.
"Hi" she greeted with a small smile on her face
"Hey" greeted Naruto with a friendly smile on his
"You are incredible" she said coming and sitting down next to him
"Huh?" Naruto asked confused
"That whole deal with Orochimaru." Satsuki clarified
"You know about that!?" he exclaimed
"The whole village does"
"What!?"
"Yeah apparently some civilians were watching you from their houses along with some shinobi passing by" Satsuki explained "And now you're a village hero…"
"Great I become a hero by killing an S-rank pedophile" said Naruto sarcastically "that's just perfect"
"You don't seem to happy"
"Well I'm use to everyone just forgetting I was there" he said "and now I'm going have walk down the street with everyone watching or praising me. My life is going to be a pain in the ass now…" Naruto sat up to reveal that he was shirtless as the covers came off; Satsuki blushed and quickly looked away "Eh what the hell is this?" She turned back and saw a wicked looking seal on the center of his chest.
"Looks like a seal"
"A seal?" asked Naruto
"You were asleep for that class, weren't you?" asked Satsuki with a stern gaze
"heh heh…Probably" said Naruto with a sheepish look on his face
"Seals in the ninja world can be used for almost anything from storage to explosive tags and much more" she explained "I wonder what this one is for?"
Elsewhere in the hospital
"That seal looks to be a variation of Orochimaru's curse seal" said Jiraiya to Minato and Kushina, making the two gasp. After Naruto passed out and they brought him to the hospital they found the odd seal on his chest and contacted Jiraiya who was conveniently in the village at the time. Tsunade was also present being the head of the hospital and the one who healed up Naruto
"Does this mean that Naruto is going to be controlled by Orochimaru!?" asked Kushina with a fearful look in his eyes.
"No this seal is for something else" explained Jiraiya "Even if the seal was for that, Ororchimaru is dead and the Seal would have no effect, this is something different" he stared at the copy of the seal still trying to figure it out but then gasped "No…he didn't…did he?" Jiraiya had look on his face that was anything but good.
"What is it did you figure out the seal?" asked Minato urgently
"I hope not" he replied gravely "But from what I can tell this seal is meant to shorten a person's life span to a fixed time after they are branded" they looked at him scared
"What's worse is that it seemed to be connected to his chakra coils" said Tsunade using her limited yet useful information on seals "I think that means if Naruto uses a jutsu it will affect the seal in some way I can't determine at the moment." Kushina gasped and began to tear up, while Minato had a grave look on his face. Which is weird since they started caring like last night…
Naruto's hospital room
"So how are you going to deal with your family" asked Satsuki
"Ah, geez I don't know" said Naruto with an odd look "I really do not want to deal with those people right now...I'll just think of something then and there I guess" just then the door opened and Naruto's sisters walked in.
"Well looks like I have to go now." Said Satsuki getting up "Good luck" she had an out of character mischievous tone to that last part. Naruto gave a nervous chuckle as she left, but when he did he went back an annoyed.
"Hey wait don't leave me alone with them "pleaded Naruto but Satsuki left regardless "Dammit! alright what do you two want?" he said, in annoyed voice. They flinched at his tone.
"Thank you…" said Naruko in quiet voice looking down
"Huh? I can't hear you"
"Thank you for saving me" she clarified
"Oh that I didn't really think and went in on reflex…goddamn Jiro and his intense sword training making me all jumpy…still good training"
"You have sword training!?" asked Narumi surprised "When, how, where?"
"I don't really see why you care. But he's a retired samurai named Jiro, great guy he treats me to ramen sometimes" explained Naruto 'after putting through the brutal process he calls training' he put in as an afterthought.
"So how do you know the Rasengan"
"You remember when dad taught to you like two years ago" they nodded "Well I just saw a bunch of spiraling chakra from my room and kind of worked from there about a week later I had it hammered down and make it in about five seconds, then over the next few months I worked on make it faster"
They just stared at him in awe 'he learned it even faster than me' thought Narumi a little envious 'and I had step by step instruction from Tou-san he just learned by himself where it might as well be his jutsu'
"What about those other jutsu's you used?" asked Naruko
"I told you guys enough already" said Naruto "I'm not explaining anything else" then an argument broke out between the three
Hospital front desk
A middle aged man with short brown hair and brown eyes walked into the hospital he wore a dull green yukata with a dark brown coat over it and had a katana strapped to his side. other notable features include an X shaped scar in his right cheek This man's name is Jiro Kanada, Naruto's sensei and you may be wondering why he's able to bring a weapon into a hospital well he's in a ninja village so carrying weapons into public places isn't illegal "Excuse me" Jiro said with a kind smile as the admissions lady looked up "could you tell me what room Naruto Namikaze is in?"
"Yes, but I'll need you to sign in first" said the lady, Jiro did so "he's in room 429" the man gave his thanks and walked off.
Back in Naruto's room
The argument was still going on between to three before the door opened and Jiro walked in silencing the three "Glad to see you're getting along with your family Naruto." he joked
"more or less" joked back Naruto "Good to see you, old man."
'he wasn't this nice to us we came in' thought Naruko "Onii-san who is this?"
"This is Jiro" explained Naruto "My Sensei" Naruto ignored the bug eyed looks of his sisters
"So I've heard you had a little run in with Orochimaru" Jiro stated "haven't had to deal with him since my ronin days very dangerous man, he had great darkness in his heart"
"Wait you fought Orochimaru and you're still alive!?" exclaimed Narumi, surprised.
"Not only that I also defeated him" said Jiro smile never leaving his face "though seeing as how my student got hurt I regret not finishing him off"
"Why didn't you?" asked Narumi
"During the time I defeated him it just didn't seem worth it to kill him" he explained "off course during that time I didn't know I would have student"
"you were lazy weren't you?" asked Naruto with a incredulous look on his face
"Haha...my student knows me to well" said Jiro laughing "So tell me my boy, how has that new technique you told me about working"
"Oh that it's finished" said Naruto with a proud look on his face "it's actually what I used to kill Orochimaru"
"And does it kick as much ass as you wanted?" asked Jiro
"And a whole lot more" replied Naruto excitedly
'Why is Naruto so open with this guy and not us' thought the sisters. As if it wasn't obvious.
Hospital hallway
Tsunade Jiraiya Kushina and Minato, were all walking across the hospital to Naruto's room to tell him about his condition. They were passing the front desk when Tsunade noticed something on the sheet and hurriedly picked it up "This name...it can't be him..."
"What's wrong Hime" asked Jiraiya walking up before noticing the name "That name! what is he doing here?"
"Is something wrong" asked Minato worried that a name could strike up fear in the legendary sannin
Instead of answering Tsunade turned to the desk attendant "This man where did he go!?"
"Hmm? oh him. he went to Naruto's room" replied the attendent
"What!?" then she and Jiraiya ran off, Minato and Kushina in tow
Naruto's room
Naruto and Jiro were laughing at one of Jiro's stories of a prank he pulled when he was Naruto's age
"Hahaha ,I can't believe you did that!" said Naruto
"Heh heh, Neither could they!" replied Jiro. all the while Naruko and Narumi stared at them with dumbfounded expressions on their faces. Before the conversation could continue Tsunade burst through the door. Jiraiya and Naruto's parents ran in behind her.
"Jiro Kanada what are you doing here!?" she sounded pissed, plus she also had a rage filled look on her face.
"Ah and the rest of the Sannin finally show up" said Jiro in relaxed voice despite present circumstances "I was wondering if the rest of you were in the village"
"Of course we are now what are you doing in his room!?" yelled Tsunade
"Well can't a Sensei visit his injured student in the hospital?"
"Student!?" yelled Tsunade yelled again "Him!?" points at Naruto "never mind that, I'll never forgive you for what you did!"
"What did he do?" asked Narumi getting worried at the situation. Tsunade didn't respond as she was too busy glaring at Jiro who kept a calm composure so Jiraiya answered.
"Well it's a long story during the second shinobi war there was a Ronin who traveled around during the fighting he belonged to neither side but his sword skills were legendary and he defeated numerous shinobi and he was usually outnumbered and supposedly outmatched..." he paused "I didn't think he existed until the sannin were sent to take a town that remained neutral in the conflict but had great strategic value, normally we the sannin wouldn't be needed for that kind of thing but apparently both Iwa and Konoha were having trouble due to a lone swordsman in the town, well we were sent to secure it and when we got there we found which Konoha squad was sent to take the town"
Flashback many years ago when Orochimaru was still good...-ish, so a really long time ago
The sannin, Tsunade Jiraiya and Orochimaru were en route to the town to secure it
"I can't believe sensei is sending us to capture a neutral town this is for the normal shinobi!" complained Jiraiya as they walked toward their destination.
"the normal shinobi did try and were pushed back!" retorted Tsunade "apparently there's a swordsman guarding the town"
"Just one?" asked Jiraiya "hey maybe it's the ronin that's been wandering around and is rumored to be unbeatable" he said this sarcastically
"Real or not" said Tsunade "there's a possibly dangerous enemy in that town" the journey continued on in silence until we came on and saw a group of three injured leaf nin "were you the group in charge of taking the town" she asked
"Yeah..." replied one clutching his shoulder "There's just one of them but that guy is a freaking monster"
"is he a shinobi" asked Orochimaru
"No, that's the scary part" replied the leaf nin "he's a samurai a ronin probably he took us all out with just his sword"
"Wait there are only three of you" said Tsunade noticing the numbers "Where's your medic?"
"The ronin killed him he apparently figured out that Dan was getting us back on our feet and back to fighting him so he took him out" explained the leaf nin as the others nodded "he only injured him but he bled out on-"
"Did you say Dan as Dan Kato!?" asked Tsunade worriedly
"Yeah" said the leaf nin "poor guy, man had a girlfriend to always talking about her saying how great she wa-..." he stopped when he noticed her expression "ah crap your his girlfriend aren't you?" Tsunade was now grief stricken with tears coming to her eyes and hands coming covering her mouth. she cried for a few moments while her teammates looked on with grave looks on their faces.
"Where is his body" she asked regaining her composure
"Behind the tree" said the leaf nin, and without further words she went behind the tree to see Dan's body with a vertical slash going across from his left shoulder over his heart, and in a grief filled silence picked up the necklace she gave him before he was deployed and put it around her neck.
"I'll never forgive that bastard for what he's done" said Tsunade walking back to her team "Let's go" Jiraiya and Orochimaru nodded and they ran towards the town the streets were lit revealing a few blood stains on the ground and sitting on a crate at the far end of the town was a man who had wild spiky brown hair an X shaped scar on his right cheek. He wore a tattered sleeveless brown yukata which was oddly folded at the lower area so that the right leg was revealed and the left was covered over some black pants he also had some metal armor protecting his torso wrist and shins. he also currently had his eyes closed "Are you the ronin 'defending' this town"
"You see anybody else here with a sword you dumb bitch?" retorted the man Tsunade fumed at this "yeah I'm him, and I'll tell you what I told those other leaf nin, the people of this town want to remain out of your crap-ass war and be left alone. So either leave or I'll kick you out on your asses" the Sannin just looked at him. usually enemies retreat when their outnumbered and them being THE Sannin were thrown for a loop. Except Tsunade who was too damn angry to care.
"I'll never forgive you for what you did"
"What? you're angry because I called you a bitch?"asked the Ronin
"No because you killed Dan!"
"Who the fuck is Dan!?"
"He's that medic you killed in the last team" put in Jiraiya
"oh him?" he said "tenacious bastard kept healing his teammates so I incapacitated must have bled out, dumbass ninja team shouldn't tried team shouldn't have tried to move him in that condition" the ronin scratched his cheek
"Before we begin what is your name"
"Me?" asked Ronin "My name is Jiro Kanada, and of you don't remember it you sure as hell will remember the feeling of my foot kicking your ass!" he then charged.
Flashback end
"Then he proceeded to give us the worse defeat since Hanzo" said jiraiya "and true to his word he literally kicked us out of that town...Jiro actually caught one of Tsunades punches"
"one thing bugs me though" said Narumi as everyone looked at her "that person in your story sounds nothing like this guy!"
"I calmed down in my later years." explained Jiro who still had a calm smile on his face "that was a good battle though hadn't had a workout like that in a long, long time... even that ninja squad before you guys went down quick"
"Bastard!" yelled Tsunade who through one of her famous punches at him but to everyone's surprise he casually caught it
"Well, well I seemed to have overstayed my welcome here" Jiro calmly got up "See you later Naruto, I'll be leaving now."
"Catch ya later, old man" replied Naruto grinning happily, as Jiro left, after he went out Naruto noticed everyone looking at him "What?"
"Since when have you been training in sword usage!?" asked more like yelled Kushina who was surprised Naruto got someone that defeated the Sannin to train him "and why didn't you ask us first"
"I did" said Naruto annoyed, everyone looked at him surprised "You were all there too..."
Flashback again (2 years ago) Naruto is ten in this flashback probably should put ages in here at the beginning
"Hey kaa-san can I go get sword training from a samurai named Jiro Kanada" asked Naruto to Kushina who is the resident sword specialist of the family who currently was busy watching Narumi and Naruko do workouts together. Minato was sitting next to his parents
"Hmm...oh sure...I'm kind of busy right now." she said not really paying attention to him "...just do whatever"
"You sure?"
"Naruto quit bugging your mother we're busy right now" said Minato, Naruto just shrugged and left.
Flashback end
"...assholes" said Naruto, as the whole group looked at him "so you just going to stand there gawking at me or is there a reason you all came here."
Tsunade decided to be the one to break the news to him "Naruto..." he looked at her "regarding the seal on your chest, it's going to kill you in three months."
"WHAT!?" screamed Narumi and Naruko.
"Oh...well...Shit" said Naruto a little shocked
Okay fast update...don't get use to it... I just wanted to get this up since i probably won't have time to work on this weekend.
So little history on Naruto's sensei and his relation to the Sanin mainly the relation of his foot kicking there ass...Yeah read and review