The third and last chapter of the trilogy of this story of the large metaseries of sned based fanfciton and also the penultimate part of this oart of the even larger metameta series:
Th eparty tards had come to smash shit up, sam tried to use his stalker skills to find them but they didn't care and started throwing drunk party pics at him. He was crushed as party slutt put up 22 milguin simulur dukfeac pics onto hi.
An omily try to batter thom away with her new phatome penus and managed to scare off party guy the 1st but bitch dodged and ran into a library and took an hueg shit. Emily died after seeing books bein tretsted like that.
Billy burst froem the shdrows and bit off party guys head, he had die!
The others gabbed hima dn overpowered his feeble goat arms. He rolled out of buffy land and into a profile full of chairs. He tried to run out but suddenly the profile got locked and the chairs formed into an evil midget. "ITS BILLYRAEP TIME" it yelled and got out a 20 meter dildo with #YOLO on it.
1 deadened and 2 trapped who can even begin to save them now. But supplementary a noise happened and fwooming down from the sky came a new figure. He wore a green shirt and a large Mexican hat that obscured his face. "Never fear, paul osbourne is here"
Party bitch tried to get SO DRUUUNNKKK XDDDD but paul has magic alcohol invivncinbiltree. sHe was eaily beat. Then the slut tried to use her slut powers but paul was too swag and rated her minus infinity buy default and she died. "Time to resco my bf" paul said and crashed into a chairs. She was so inpres at his swag she friended him instantly and promised never to be a bicth agen.
Paul grabbed billy and sam, used his secret powers to resurrect Omily and floew off back to the real world… (all in all, he was pretty overpowered.)
When the sneds woke up bily was back to groeg and they're mysterious saviour was nowhee to be C. Then they saw an Dor. "who sasve us" they yell. "duno lol" he replee.
A new msyery for the future/?
Fin.