Psychotic Biotic
"Jade!" A short bald headed woman ran into the mess hall and tackled Jade to the ground. Arms wrapped around her neck as a pair of lips pressed against hers. Jade tilted her head to the side, wrapping her arms around the woman's waist and arched her hips up slightly. Her tongue teasing the woman's lips into opening and rubbing her tongue against hers.
"Mmmm Jack I missed you~!" Jade moaned as her fingers dug into the woman's back and sliding down to her ass.
"Will you two please get up off the floor and stop giving the crew a show of their lives?" Miranda growled out as she lightly nudged Jack's leg with her pointy boot.
"Oh go find Jacob and have him do some sit ups for you or something Cheerleader!" Jack growled as she quickly sat up, pulling Jade into her arms and lightly biting her neck.
"Let's go to my room..." Jade moaned again as her arms snaked around Jack's waist and pulled her close.
"Don't have to tell me twice!" Jack said, jumping up quickly and racing towards the elevator.
"Oh, Miranda you should probably go find out what crawled up Jacob's ass and died." Jade said waving to Miranda as she followed Jack into the elevator.
As soon as the elevator doors closed, Jade and Jack flared with blue energy as they launched themselves at each other, causing the elevator to shake. Hands reaching and tugging clothing off and fingers exploring. Jade pinned Jack against the wall and slid her hand between Jack's legs to lightly massage her opening.
"Mmm already wet for me I see..." Jade smirked as she slid two fingers in and out slowly.
"Not fair!" Jack groaned her hips arching into Jade's touch.
"And that's why you love me." Jade said with a grin on her face.
Jack leaned close, lightly began to nibble Jade's neck.
"Oh now THAT isn't fair." Jade cooed as she pulled her fingers out and slipped them into her mouth, savoring.
"If the fight's fair, your tactics suck," Jack breathed.
"In that case..." Jade slid her palm to Jack's lips and trailed down lightly, ghosting across the tattooed flesh, seeking her first target.
Jack moaned low, feeling the deft tweaks, rolls, and pulls over her left, then right breast.
Retaliating, Jack ran a practiced tongue over Jade's neck to her ear, then put the earlobe between her teeth and pulled, receiving a gasp for her troubles.
The elevator pinged its arrival at the cabin, and the two women were dumped onto the deck in a tangle of limbs.
"You wanna get to the bed first?" Jade was panting now with arousal.
"I've used worse than metal deck..." Jack dropped her tongue to Jade's neck and drew it downward, ending up at her glistening core.
Jade's knees drew up as the psychotic woman explored and pressed against the inner walls, fingers glowing with dark energy twirling around Jade's three other primary pleasure points.
Gasping, Jade managed to use a grapple throw and get atop. She again moved her fingers towards Jack's entrance and began her own explorations, causing the tattooed tease to twitch and turn, tingling totally.
"Ungh... Jade..." the strained and high-pitched plea of pleasure perforated Jade's lusty fog, and she smirked evilly, twirling two fingers inside and creating a ball of biotics.
She directed it to press perfectly against the pleasure patch, causing Jack to scream and squirm, clenching down hard. A highly pressurized jet of warm fluid soaked Jade, raining down on her. Breathing hard, Jack suddenly went rigid and another torrent spewed, matting Jade's hair into unkempt locks.
Belatedly, she realized the orb of dark energy still pulsed within the smaller woman's walls, and now that the switch had been thrown, she was a fountain of vigor.
Astoundingly, Jack summoned the clarity of mind to lift Jade off her in a swirling current if biotics, then carefully directed shockwaves into both of the woman's primary entrances, expert precision ensuring equal wavelengths and proportional intensities.
Barely able to contain herself, suspended and with no physical structure to anchor to, Jade curled her toes, arched her body, and began a loud cry of pleasure as a few accelerated drops splashed in Jack's eye.
Saren stepped into the elevator, and took a deep breath, his eyes widened as he caught the scent of Jade's arousal combined with another. He growled low in his throat as he hit the button to take him into the loft. He froze as the elevator door opened and his eyes focused on Jack's naked form.
"What are you doing in my mates room?" He growled out.
"Oh hi Saren." Jade giggled from the air above his head, equally naked.
"Your mate?! Jade?!" Jack asked as she let go of her biotics, Jade crashing into Saren's arms.
Jade grinned sheepishly and ran her fingers through her hair and smirked.
"Take it up with him." She said pointing to Saren.
Jack turned her attention on the silent turian and reached out a balled fist and punched him across the face.
Saren let out another growl, with Jade in his arms he stepped back into the elevator and hit the button to take them into the mess hall.
"HEY where the fuck are you taking her?!" Jack screamed as she threw a shockwave at the elevator.
"Jack I recommend you do not do that again." EDI's snide voice said from up above.
"Also, Joker has already recorded and made copies of your performance. It is now up on the extranet and being sold for 1,000 credits per minute."
Saren strode into the mess hall and deposited Jade on the table, pinning her under his chest as his mouth pressed into her neck.
"What the hell are you doing Saren?" Jade screamed as she felt his teeth lightly scrape her neck.
"Mine." He growled.
The elevator doors opened again, revealing a half naked Jack who tossed a quick shockwave at Saren, quickly dislodging his hold on Jade who sat up quickly and glared at the two.
Miranda looked at the door to the Armory, she could see both Jacob and Garrus messing with weapon mods. She let out a sigh as she debated on going back to her room and spending the rest of the day with Nihlus. With a sigh, she steeled herself and walked into the room.
"Garrus leave." She ordered, her voice cool and collected her eyes narrowed at Jacob.
Garrus looked at the two, and slowly put the rifle down on the table, Miranda recognized it as Jade's favorite weapon and smiled at the turian.
"You fixed her gun?" She asked him, a small smile on her face.
"Yeah." He said softly his finger lightly caressing the rifle with one talon before he strode out of the armory and into the mess hall.
Jacob stood with his hands behind his back as he watched Miranda pace back and forth.
"So, first off all. Hiding the fact that you have a pregnant girlfriend while trying to hook up with me at the same time was really and extremely scummy. I figured you seeing the way your father turned out would make you more honest. But I guess I was wrong." Miranda said with venom in her voice.
Jacob faltered and took a step back, his naturally dark skin going pale.
"How did you find out?"
Miranda smirked and tossed her long hair over her shoulder.
"You're forgetting who I am Jacob. And nice try, hiding her under my nose and thinking I won't notice?"
"Mira..."
"Don't. You have no right to get mad at me about Nihlus."
"He's a turian. And belongs to Jade!"
"No he doesn't. Jade freed them, they're members of the crew. And getting paid for their services to the ship and Cerberus.
"Does the Illusive Man know?"
"He gave Jade FULL command of the Normandy, what she does in it is her business." Miranda growled as she stalked towards Jacob, rage distorting her face and biotics flickering to life.
"Give me ONE good reason, ONE why I should not toss you out of the airlock. Not only have you hid your baby momma, you even tried to make a pass at Jade." She said advancing closer anger radiating off her normally calm face.
"Look I can explain!" Jacob rushed, trying to move away from Miranda.
"I doubt it. By the way, a video surveillance is already on its way to Brynn right now." She said with a smirk.
"I suggest you pack your bags, and get to her before the package does. Because personally, I could care less about what you did. But you have a baby on the way. You need to grow up and act like a man. You're lucky I did not tell Jade about Brynn or the baby. Here is a Cerberus Debit Card for your funds. Consider yourself on leave indefinitely." She said while quickly turning on her heel and walking out.
Jacob grabbed her arm and pinned her against the wall.
"You can't do that to me Miranda." He growled angrily.
She raised her eyebrow at him and with a flick of her wrist, blue static covered his body in a stasis hold.
"Excuse me? I can't? Last I checked, I was Jade's second in command. I can do anything I want as long as it doesn't hurt Jade." She sneered as she drew her fist back and slugged Jacob across the face.
"And right now, you're expendable." she continued.
"You son of a bitch!" Jack's voice came from the mess hall before the ground shook slightly.
"What the hell?!" Miranda shouted as she dropped the stasis field and ran into the mess hall.
She took a step back, her back hitting Jacob's chest as they took in the scene before them. Jade sitting naked on the table, a half dressed Jack with balled fist and glowing bright with biotic energy. And Saren standing in front of Jade with his arms across his chest.
Growling dangerously, Saren suddenly uncrossed his arms, releasing a massive warp aimed for the belligerent biotic bitch.
Jack shoulder rolled away, not noticing the smoking crater left in the mess linoleum. She sorand to her feet, momentum fueling a hop and a downward hamnerblow to the top of his fringe.
Mandibles agitated with pain and rage, a wickedly taloned hand flashed in a backhand stroke, whipping Jack's head around and opening angry red furrows in her cheek.
Moving with the demoralizing blow, Jack turned the inertia into a full turn on the ball of her left foot, and brought her right around in an augmented kick to the side of his leg spur.
Whimpering and snarling, Saren used opposing throw fields to snap him forward into the human, tackling her.
Jack responded with another shockwave, overturning the refrigeration unit a few meters away and sending food flying.
Garrus hearing the noise quickly exited out of the battery and stood in shock for a second before running towards Jade and pulling her into his arms as the refrigerator blasted open. He grinned down at her and lightly nuzzled the top of her head.
"You're in trouble huh?" He said with a smirk on his face.
"Aren't I always?" She responded.
"So wanna get me out of here?" She asked sheepishly as she shifted her feet.
His eyes darted around the room and quickly carried her to the battery and locking the door.
Miranda getting fed up with the destruction, threw two stasis pods at Jack and Saren and slammed them into the opposite sides of the room.
"If you two children would stop fighting, you'd notice Jade has already ran off. Good job destroying the ship." She growled pointing a finger at the both of them.
"I'm going to lock you both in the brig until you two can kiss and makeup. You understand me?" she continued, using a push to lead both captive prisoners in front of her and down into the brig.
A/N: Co-written with Legi of Aria's Afterlife. I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as we wrote it. *fist bumps Legi*