Hey guys! It's me! Sorry it took so long, I had a draft... Then I brought it out with me, and it must've fell out of my pocket and blew into the wind. Either way, I lost it and had to re-write it.
On a lighter note, I got re-inspired... Again. Annnnnd I got all As on my progress report! I mean, it's not new... But still, I'm happy. :)
Anyway, I can't say who's winning, but I will say you guys are doing awesome! Keep it up, and don't forget to review your guesses. I have a surprise for you, whoever you may be.
Thanks to all those who read and reviewed! I'll respond to all reviews from these two chapters next update. :D
Remember, italics for lyrics,underline for parody.
The Ultimate Parodies
Chapter 5
Revenge of the Pop Music... Part 2
We begin part two of Revenge of the Pop Music with Luigi and Daisy. What? You thought I forgot about them, sitting outside, you say? LOL. No.
"Luigi, Luigi, look!" Daisy was jumping up and down.
"Yes, Daisy," Luigi walked up, head cocked curiosly.
"It's a whole in the wall!" Daisy said excitedly.
"...Annnnnnd...? Your point?" Luigi asked, not getting the point she was making.
"...Do I HAVE to spell it out for you? There's a hole in the wall, right where Mario and Bowser are about to showdown." She said, like he was stupid.
"Wait, why is Mario about to face Bowser? ...How long have you been eavesdropping?"
Daisy face glowed. "Ohhhh, about the whole time..."
Luigi face-palmed. "I don't think that's a good idea, Daisy..."
"Well, let's make the most of that hole like we're gonna die young."
Luigi was unamused. Like, fo' realz. His face was like this: :/ "...Really, Dais? Kedollarsignha? That's a new low, even for this chapter."
"OMG, YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL! ... At least it wasn't the wall the hole was in," she said, gesturing to the newly broken wall in the castle. Btw, it's like, totes, Ke$ha."
"...Don't do that. Ever. Like... No, just, no. I'd even prefer you sing live while we're young, or something, anything."
"Ka-Ching!"
"...What was that about?"
"I realized that Kedollarsignha had a dollar sign in it!" Daisy said. "And, where there's dollar signs, there's money, and where there's money, there's-"
Before she could finish her sentence of logicalness, Wario and Waluigi rode up to them on their bikes. Waluigi, naturally ran over Luigi, and then parked his bike on him, before walking up to Daisy.
"AS LONG AS YOU WANT ME-"
"How 'bout... No." Daisy said, before pulling out a mallet and slamming Wario and Waluigi away. "I don't even see why they were inserted. OMG, I, LIKE, BROKE THE FOURTH WALL. I REALLY WILL DIE YOUNG! I'M TOO PRETTY AND YOUNG TO DIE! BUT I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF! Wait. Yes I can. YOLO." She then turned back to Luigi, who was standing next to two bikes.
"These were Waluigi and Wario's bikes, but, while I was down, someone coughtheauthorcough, painted over their designs, and changed the bikes' seating to fit us all more. Suddenly, two more bikes fell on Luigi, for apparently the author did not like the wall getting broken three times in such a small span of time.
"And there's one for Mario and one for Peach! Thanks author person!" Daisy shouted at the sky before giving Luigi a mushroom, which was coincidentally growing nearby. Then, she skipped back to the small hole, completely ignoring the giant gap in the wall of the castle just a little ways from her.
"If you're ready to go against me, I'm ready. But, you can always surrender. I'll win either way."
"What makes you so sure, Mario?" Bowser asked, genuinely curious.
"...You should know by now. But I'm giving you an option to surrender."
"NEVER!"
"Fine. I-I-I wanna give you one last option. I-I-I wanna give you one last chance."
"Clever, clever, Mario. But I bet you can't come up with another one." Bowser taunted.
"Hmmm... How about... Animal, you're an animal. Don't take anything less. Out of control; you're out of control. Strike those in distress-"
"BURN!"
"...Peach, shut up."
"No. You know why, Bow-Bow?"
"...Why, Peachykins?"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT! RAWR!"
"...Okay, but I'm still curious."
"Because. This girl is on fire!"
"Are you for real?"
"Yes. Yes I am."
By now, Mario was just watching this exchange.
"Why won't you tell Mario how much you love me? You just told me yesterday. Y'know, when I called you off of that payphone?"
Mario grumbled to himself. "I swear, if he starts singing that..."
Peach perked up. "Oh Bowser, I love the way you lie. How I do."
"Well... I wasn't expecting to get called out on it."
"What exactly DID you expect, Bowser?" Both Mario and Peach asked simultaneously.
"I expected you to forgive and forget."
They both gave him blank stares. "I'm sure."
"It's just sometimes, I wish, I wish..." Bowser started, but then trailed off.
"What do you wish for?" Peach asked, curiosity piqued.
"Well, when your plans unravel in the sand, what would you wish for if you had one chance?"
"Well, Bowser, that was clever. I bet the author had to look all day for that one." Mario mumbled.
"MARIO! You broke the 4th wall! How many times has that been, just this chapter!? ...Crap, there we got again." Peach said, shocked.
"...I'm sorry." Mario mumbled.
Peach then turned to Bowser. "Bowser, wasn't there a time where you were nice? You had a prosperous, lively, and powerful kingdom, only rivaled by my own. You had no interest in wars, or my kingdom at all. What happened? I'm sorry, I've always meant to ask..."
"I had a heart then but the queen has been overthrown." Bowser, said, a tear in his eye.
"...Oh, she was overthrown. How so?"
"Not overthrown, per say, she just... was kidnapped. And I suppose I've just been dishing out what I was dealt to your kingdom and yourself since. I'm sorry."
Daisy separated her ear from the wall. "I got some juicy stuff. This is much better than when I eavesdropped on Peach and Mario before Christmas... No, no cut scene?"
END OF CHAPTER.
Sorry you guys, I thought it'd be finished, but I actually got some depth into it... I never saw that coming, I had a plan and everything. I even had a (lost) draft. It just... spilled out on my fingertips...
I guess you'll have a part 3 coming up soon!