Hey guys! I see you must've not liked the last chapter too much... That sucks, it was one of my favorite things I've written. Well, the Luigi and Daisy part, I feel like Peach, Mario, and Bowser were overdone... Eh, whatever.

Anyway, I'd appreciate it if I got more reviews this time!

Now, we thank MetalKiwi, LuigiWife1551, EPICYOSHI39000, Fezzes64, CelloPowa64, and Random Person for reviewing, favoriting, and/or following me or this story since the last update!

And... HAPPY (LATE) EASTER!

Mine was fun, but you guys want to read this... Not hear about my Easter.

Also, italics are regular songs, underlines are parodies.

REVENGE OF THE POP MUSIC

Chapter 3

THE FINALE!

Mario and Peach stared at him in shock, their mouths gaping. I mean, after all these years, and it was just the result of his wife getting kidnapped? I mean... It doesn't make his actions right, but it explains them better.

"You mean..." Peach gasped.

"I never would've guessed," Mario mumbled. "Why'd you never tell us?"

"Well I tried-"

"When? I don't recall you ever doing that..." Peach said.

"Well, there was that one time I squished you, and that other time I squished Daisy, annnd that one I squished Mario. There was also the time we were paired up in Double Dash, that time I kidnapped you, that time I got punched by Donkey Kong, that time I kidnapped you, that time you beat me in Mario Party 7, that time I kidnapped you, that time we went golfing, that time I kidnapped you, that time I approached you in Brawl, that time you wouldn't talk to me, that time I kidnapped you, and finally, that time I married you."

"YOU WHAT-?" Mario exclaimed loudly. In fact, it was so loud, residents of Glitzville heard him. That loud.

"Super Paper Mario, duh." Bowser reminded. "Best day of my life-"

Suddenly Clawdia walked in, groceries in her arms. "I'm back~!" She sang, groceries in her arms.

"Oh, you did go get the milk. What took so long? It's been over 30 years, Clawdida?"

"Don't call me that. And the line in KoopMart was so long! Like, OH MY GOD! It was terrible. But I spent all the rest of our money on useless things we won't ever use."

"It's okay. We run the night, anyway."

"No. We run the Koopa Kingdom. Vampires run the night."

"Is she really back!?" Peach exclaimed. "She was the rock for the Koopa Kingdom! They got wealthy under her and Bowser, but that's a story for another day. I missed her... Such a nice lady..."

"You know her?" Mario asked.

"Of course, we do have treaties and stuff. With her back, this could be a sweet dream, or a beautiful nightmare. Either way, I don't want to wake up. It's so much more peaceful with her around."

"Well Peach, you're free to go now. You too Mario. There's no use in detaining you, or fighting you anymore. We have a kingdom to revive!" Bowser said, a powerful gleam in his eyes. "Peach, tell Daisy she's still not cooler than me."

"Really? Still this rivalry between us and Daisy? She's pretty powerful, I'll give her that." Clawdia said, waving Peach and Mario out.

"...Now Bowser, you've really let this place go in my absence." Clawdia said after they left.

"It's okay. We can make this place your home again."

As soon as Daisy saw Peach and Mario start to leave, she backed away from the hole in the wall and promptly started to mess with Luigi. She wasn't fast enough, though, and Peach knew what she was up to.

"Really Daisy? Spying? That don't impress me much."

"Ohhhh, such proper grammar, Peach." Daisy shot back playfully, with Mario and Luigi snickering in the background.

"Still. Spying, Daisy? Really?"

"Hey, Mushroom Kingdom girls, we can do what we like."

"...You're not from the Mushroom Kingdom, Daisy."

"Hush yo' face."

"Now, girls, c'mon." Mario said, walking away.

"Yeah, girls. We have to go, like, all around the world."

So, they all went back home. Peach wasn't kidnapped until Clawdia had to go shopping again, which was a long time. And, everybody got to listen to Party Rock Anthem. Again and again and again.

END

Sorry if that felt rushed... I need to work on my endings. I personally liked the last chapter better, but please review and help me learn what I need to work on.

Don't forget about the contest! I'll announce the results between the 20th and the 1st, so there's plenty of time. :D

NO FLAMING. But please review.