My Visit to the Cul De Sac
Chapter 2
Then the rest of the kids and Plank came over to Ed, Edd, Eddy, and I. " Hey Plank, I wonder who that kid is?" asked Jonny to Plank, while Jonny pointed his finger at me. Then I introduced myself and told everyone about the portal. Then I went over to Jonny.
"You know Jonny, Plank isn't something you talk to or go everywhere with, Plank is something you use to build something with," I said to Jonny.
"That's what everyone tries to tell Jonny on this show," said Nazz.
"You're wrong," said a very angry Jonny.
"Ok, everybody, who thinks I'm right, raise your hand," I say. Then everyone except for Jonny and Plank, raised their hand. Then Jimmy came over to me and started holding my hand!
"Come Michael and Sarah, lets spread flowers all around the cul de sac, Michael, I'll help you make your kick scooter look beautiful as ever, and have tea parties with Mr. Yum Yumms!" said Jimmy.
"Oh no, we're not," I say. Then I pushed Jimmy in a nearby mud puddle!
"WAAH! SARAH! MICHAEL PUSHED ME!" cried Jimmy while Kevin, Rolf, and I are all laughing hysterically at poor little Jimmy.
"MICHAEL! YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE TO POOR JIMMY RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!" yelled Sarah to me with her fist in my face. Then I looked at Kevin. Kevin and I were exchanging evil smiles. Then Kevin grabbed Sarah and I grabbed Jimmy and the Kevin and I swung Sarah and Jimmy and then threw Sarah and Jimmy up in the air, which made them both fly yards and yards away. "Then Kevin gave me a high five.
"Cool kick scooter you got there, Michael," said Kevin.
"Thanks Kevin, you know, when I was twelve years old, I used to idolize you!" I said.
"Cool dude, well, would you like to race me?" asked Kevin.
"Sure," I said. Then Kevin got his bike out of his garage, came back, and pointed his finger at a long hill with lots of pebbles.
"We go down there and then whoever touches Nazz on the left shoulder first, wins," said Kevin. "Rolf, start the race," commanded Kevin.
"Ready set go!" said Rolf. Then while Kevin and I we're going on the same pace…
"Scared Michael?" Kevin softly asked me.
"No," I said.
"GO KEVIN GO!" cheered Nazz, Rolf, and Jonny.
"GO MICHAEL GO!" cheered the Eds. After Kevin was ahead of me, Kevin accidentally tripped on a pebble, then Kevin was lying on the ground. Then before I could go any closer to Nazz, Kevin got back up and was four inches close to Nazz's left shoulder! Luckily then Ed came by Kevin and then stupidly tripped himself, which knocked Kevin over! Then I touched Nazz's left shoulder and won! "Good race Kevin," I said, shaking Kevin's hand. "Good race," said Kevin, disappointed.
"Are you okay Kevin?" I ask.
"Yeah, I'm fine," said Kevin.
"This calls for a celebration," said Rolf, then taking me into his house, showing me a giant squash. "You may kiss and bow down before it if you'd like," said Rolf.
"Uh… no thanks," I said. Then Rolf just shrugs. Then after I walk out of Rolf's house, Ed approached me with a chocolate cake filled with real live worms and real live bumble bees stuck in it. "Uh… you can have it," I said. Then Ed shrugged and ate the whole thing in one bite!