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NOTE: I still do not own anything of the Vampire Diaries…or Damon's hotness

I present to you the unlikely awaited third chapter of NV Salvatore….

What the *really bad word*

You see, being Caroline she couldn't go out to a club and dance and get wasted, then freak out when she saw the guy that she did not admit to wanting while her boyfriend stood beside her. No, instead she got all that drama AND the fact that the guy was a somewhat evil hybrid who had tried to kill her friends at least three times each. So when she saw that sexy evil being and everyone else did too, there was a moment when they all froze and stared at one another, and then there was lots of un-pleasantries.

Klaus was sitting their swearing to hell as Kol came back, who just started laughing when he spotted the cause of his brothers distress and said something about 'now the party is getting started!' Damon was also swearing, and trying to get Elena out of there, as was Stefan and Bonnie was right behind them murmuring some ineffective spell or the other. Tyler was getting all macho and caveman like; he practically grabbed Caroline and yelled at Klaus while beating his chest with his fist 'my woman'… ok that's a bit of a stretch but 1000 or so years ago and that's exactly what he'd have done.

Then when they couldn't get past the throng of people, Stefan turned back and swore. Bonnie however did more than that "What the hell are you doing here! Can't we get one night to do whatever without your pedophile stalking self!" she yelled exasperatedly.

"Wow, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever had to say about you," Kol interjected. Klaus glared, "I didn't know you'd be here! Believe me; it pains me to have to listen to your wretched voices, squealing like pigs when you see me."

It was at this point Elena said, "Jeremy?" Feeling like the worst girlfriend ever, Bonnie spun around looking for him, however it was Tyler who spotted the little pipsqueak.

"Jeremy?" Elena repeated. He was just sitting close to the stage wonderingly staring up at the girl who was dancing.

"This brother is why I have brought you here," Kol smirked. Startled Klaus moved his eyes to the girl on the stage, it took him awhile, but he recognized her from somewhere that he couldn't quite place his finger on. He looked back at Kol, who was watching him with interest.

"Think brother, I know you know," to giving him a little help he jerked his head at the Salvatore, standing off to the side no doubt planning a way out.

Somewhere in the back he heard Tyler rasp out, "she's incredible!" and too Klaus's surprise (and dismay) he heard Caroline murmur in agreement. As Klaus began to turn around to get another look at her the D.J. roared into…whatever the hell it is, "And that ladies is how you dance! Give it up for Envy!"

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I smiled; I never got tired of how much people loved me, or my dancing really. Am I vain? Undoubtedly. Am I going to change? I haven't in the last 140 years, why start now?

I lifted my head up high so the crowd could see my face; I was still poised on the pole as Charlie roared his approval.

I smiled as I always did; trying to meet people's eyes I loved how they'd watch me with hungry eyes. But somehow I suspect that they aren't as hungry as I am, at least not in the same sense.

One little guy caught my attention, he had such a look of pure fascination on his face, I gave him a big smile. Then his girlfriend (I think) gave me a 'piss off' look, I just smiled at her too, as I got off the stage, headed their way.

About half way there I was hit with something, it put a blinding agony in my brain, I gasp and clutched my head, my hair falling over my face, before I realised what had happened. I was hit, with a spell-the little bitch witch! Forcing myself to stand tall I kept going to them, with my hair in my face so they couldn't see it, blocking the pain and fangs.

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When Damon had finally just said to play out the night, to see how everything would play out, since there were no safe get escapes. The exquisite girl had finished her dance and was off the stage. It was weird, Damon thought, she absolutely gorgeous and she did nothing for him.

"Oh dear God!" Elena breathed. Damon and Stefan looked up to see her looking at Jeremy; the dancer was heading towards him…and Bonnie, who was making her witchy face. Elena momentarily wondered what she was doing; the girl looked perfectly fine, although she couldn't see her face.

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Something's wrong, Caroline thought suddenly. She looked over at Tyler and it was clear he was thinking the same thing; at the same time they turned to scan the room.

"Care," Tyler brought her attention to the splendid dancer walking towards Jeremy and Bonnie, her face was completely covered by her long, thick hair. It actually seemed to change colour, depending on the way the light hit it, it seemed brown then black then red even! Caroline shook herself slightly to concentrate before heading towards them, she saw that everyone else was doing the same.

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I don't know why I kept going, I should have just flipped her off and found someone else to feed off of. But nooo, I have to make everything more difficult than need be. So I walked right up to her and said, "Hello witch."

With my hair covering my face, I hadn't seen the others until it was too late. There were nine of them altogether, if they were human; no problem. But it's me so of course they weren't. And I couldn't get a good look without giving my own face away…even though they probably already saw it, just minus the fangs.

The witch started another spell, but I interrupted her, "whatever it is, it won't work on me, sweetheart."

I turned to the boy, "What's your name, love?"

"Jeremy," my god! This girl needed a freaking love spell or something; her boyfriend was practically eating me with his eyes. Even the werewolf had better control! The look I gave her plainly said so.

"Well then brother! You have found her!" Whatever I was going to say or do next was completely wiped out of my mind. Forgetting myself completely, I looked up, surprise, joy and horror all etched into my face.

"Klaus!" But at that moment they all saw my face (fangs in of course, Klaus has that effect) and I saw theirs.

At first I could just see, Jeremy, his pissed of girlfriend, the werewolf came into view with a striking blonde vamp beside him. And then I saw Klaus, and Kol. My non-beating heart skipped, as we just stared at each other, and then Kol made a snarky comment about my outfit and I went flying into his arms.

As I let him go to hug Klaus, the last three got my attention. The girl grabbed my interest first, she was without a doubt the doppelganger of Katherine, "Elena." She looked surprised to hear me say her name. And so was I, because it was only then that I realised the other two must be, they weren't aware of my existence, but I was very much aware of theirs.

The Salvatore brothers stood together staring at me in shock, horror, and lots of bewilderment.

"Na- nat…" Stefan stuttered.

Shit, I thought. Out loud I pulled a Damon, "Hello brothers."

That's when everyone else seemed to see it, to get what was happening. They finally saw the resemblance, seeing as I am very much what the girl child of Damon and Stefan would look like.

Damon and Stefan just stood there open mouthed, as did everyone-well excluding Klaus and Kol.

"Well seeing as no one else is going to make the introductions," Klaus said, clearly amused.

"Envy, this is Bonnie, a very powerful little Bennett witch," I nodded a hello. "Her boyfriend is Jeremy Gilbert-"I looked up wondering if I'd heard right, noting my expression Klaus just nodded. "The beauteous Caroline Forbes," I could tell by the way he smiled at her that he liked her, "and her boyfriend Tyler Lockwood, my first hybrid." Wow I thought he must really like her if he hasn't killed the boy yet.

"Everyone, this is Natasha Violet Salvatore, as in Damon and Stefan's younger sister."

There was a bit of an awkward silence as they all just stared at me-Klaus and Kol beaming like idots, really hot idots- I was beginning to feel uncomfortable when Damon broke the silence.

"What the fucking hell is this! You're alive? You can't be I watched you die!" I could hear the barely suppressed grief and pain in his voice.