Still Denny's P.O.V.
I had finally got Tweeks shaking to a minimum and tried to get him to make him talk to me, even though my sister is a 'martian'. I get bored with his mumbling, so I try my very own brand of therapy. "If you don't sit still for ten seconds and make your words understandable I WILL slap your face off!" I threaten.
"GAAH! OH, Jesus! D-don't hurt me!" he stammers out. Well, at least he was making words. I closed my eyes and sighed. What the hell is wrong with this town?
I felt Tweeks shaking stop completely. I opened my eyes and smiled at him. "There! Now was that so bad?" I ask him.
"Well, you did tell him you were gonna slap his face off..." My youngest sister, Bri, mumbled. I turned around and glared at her, sending her the "I'll get you later" look.
I looked back at ADHD boy, waiting for an answer. He mumbled something that sounded like no and thanks. Then he ran off to the kitchen to change his shirt or whatever. Satisfied, I turned back to the group.
"Soo..." Redpoofball guy mumbled.
"umm, so are you gonna introduce us to your sisters?" Kenneth said with boredom in his voice.
"Huh? Oh, what? Um yea..." I mumble, deep in thought. Cartman does one of those cough things to cover up an insult that sounded like he was calling me a dumb blonde or something.
I stand up to face the fat bastard with an evil grin on my face. "If you got something' to say, fatso, you bettah' say it tah mah face, or I will find out where you live and put more broken glass in ya pillah again! Ya got it?" I ranted angrily, my thick Okie accent comin' out. "SO, ya'll got somethin' ya'll like tah say tah meh face?" I focused everthing I had mentally on the fat bastard, and pushed with my mind.
Cartman screamed a really loud, blood curdling scream that sounded like someone had stabbed him in the back with a rusty nail. I love causing pain to people who deserve it! It was really funny everyone laughed.
We where talking and then we see Tweek go outside and that reminded me that Sabri was still outside. " Hey, you wanna go outside?" I said
So we go outside and these stupid sixth graders are picking' on Tweek. " Hey little forthie grader, where do you think your going?" a really ugly sixth grader said. " GAH, OH Jesus, Puh-please don't hurt me!" Tweek stammered.
Well I guess Sabri seen it because she came up and threatened to beat them up but they didn't listen to her which was a big mistake. " Kid get your twitchie butt under that tree." he stares blankly at her for a moment. "NOW!" he twitched his way under the tree Sabri was pointing to and then waited to see what was gonna go down.
"I warned you assholes to leave him alone, now didn't I?" she asked them in a creepy kinda polite way. "Now I have to get my new shoes aaaalll bloody now. What a waste of shoes, huh, Nikki?" Sabri smiled and started taking slow steps towards the asswipe sixth graders.
"Damn right, Sabri! I guess all six of us got to sacrifice our beautiful shoes just to defend twitchie over there." Nikki jerked her chin to where Tweek was sitting. Out of the corner of my eye I think I saw him blush. AAWWWW! Adorable!
"Ugh! But Nikki! I really like these here shoes!" I heard Bri whine.
"Then go stand by Twitchie!" Nikki yelled at her. God, Bri is so whiney! It is sooo irritating! Damn her shoes to hell!
So the five of us start to corner the sixth graders, all of us walking in sync in a perfect half circle thing. God, I bet we looked like something out of a horror movie about creepy little kids! Yippee!
The ugly sixth grader has had enough of us. Next thing I know, we is pounding their noses into their brains! Eventually they got smart and got on their bikes and ran over our toes and the back of our heels. Damn that hurts!
One of them almost got to Tweek, but before his bike could get anywhere near his spot under the tree, Sabri's eyes flashed green and a random branch fell on his head. He toppled over off of his bike and I think I heard some metal breaking. He's gonna have fun replacing that piece of his precious bike!
Someone knocked Nikki onto the ground and tried to run over her arms or something like that. I will never know what he was planning to do because before he even got within 5 feet of her, his tire melted into the ground! I looked at Nikki's eyes and sure enough, they flashed a bright neon red. What is with this family?
I looked at my other sisters and their eyes were flashing as well. All but Bri's, Because she got knocked the fuck out when that branch fell on that sixth grader earlier. Ha, serves her right!
While I was distracted with my major findings, a sixth grader caught me by surprise with a blow to the back of the head with a base-ball bat. Godammit these guys were irritating the hell out of me!
I brought all of my metal force to focus, like I did before with Cartman, and mentally threw it at the butthead. Next thing I know he was screaming bloody murder. I have heard enough screaming for one day!
Even more pissed off than I was before, I used my mental power to shut him the hell up! Everything went silent. No one could talk because I shut everyone up. Yippee! I just noticed Kenneth and his friends had joined us outside and were watching with gaping fish mouth expressions. I giggled a bit and let them have their voices back. Then everyone started talking at one time.
"Holy crap! What The Fuck just happened?" "How the hell did they do that?" "GAH! Oh, Jesus! She has mind control! She's gonna report me to the Martians! GAH! WAY TO MUCH PRESSURE!" "Dude! That kicks ass! Can you teach me that some time, Denny?" "Oh My Fucking God I GOT MY SHOES DIRTY! DENNY! HELP!" "EVERYBODY SHUT YOU FUCKING MOUTHES BEFORE I SHUT 'EM FOR YA!" I yelled over all the chaos.
Everyone went silent by their own free will this time (no thanks to me). "Now ya'll better listen and listen gud!" whoopie, my okie accent is back. Just great! "Ya'll meet mah in Cartman's basement tonight so I can explain some stuff to ya'll. If ya'll dunt show up, ya'll dunt get answers! 'Nd I know ya'll wunt answers 'cuz ya'll faces look like giant queshtun marks tah me. Meet us at seven!" I looked at everyone around me. "Got that?" A bunch of nodding heads and mumbled yesses could be heard throughout the parking lot from all the people we somewhat knew.
I called all my sisters to me so I could take count of all their injuries. "Is everyone okay?" I saw Nikki nod her head yes, along with my middle sisters Amy and Sky. Sabri was sleeping under the tree where Tweek is still violently twitching and mumbling something about a conspiracy and Santa Claus, (mental note: get that kid some prozac or something. Im serious!) and Bri was still out cold from the tree branch falling her head ('bout time something stop that girls whining! SO IRRITATING!) Other than that, I think we were all ok. We just need a place to crash for the night.