1 year and 3,645,554 cheesey poofs later...(most definitely NOT the end!YIPEE!)(Sabri p.o.v.)
We're all are going to Stan's weekly sleepover. First, me and Stan pick up Kenny and Denny at Kenny's trailer. Then we went to Kyle's to pick up Nikki and of course Kyle too. Then we went to pick up Cartman and Bri (God knows why). Then we all go to Stan's house. After we get settled we listen to music, dance like idiots, and play games.
Cartman wants to play spin the bottle. Stan wants to play 7 minute in heaven. I'm getting pretty pissed off from them fighting. Why me, God?
"No Staaan, we're playing spin the goddamn bottle!" Said Cartman
" Were playing 7 minutes in fucking' heaven!" said Stan
"We are playing truth or dare cause you guys can't make up your mind. There will be no cheating because I will know if ya'll is lying cause I can read your minds, remember? So play nice!" said Denny.
"How about Denny you go first." I suggested.
"Alrighty, then! Ummm..." Denny looked evilly around the circle. "How about... CARTMAN! Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." he answered.
"Ok, I dare you to go punch Shelly in the boob!" Denny fell over laughing, looking purple in the face. "And if you don't, you have to stay with me and Kenneth and live like a poor person for a month!" Denny started laughing even harder.
"WHAT? Are you nuts? Shelly will kick my ass!" Cartman whined.
"Well, Kenneth, looks like we're gonna have company over..." Denny grinned devilishly.
"FINE! BUT YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF CRACK HEAD HIPPIE LOVERS!" he ran upstairs towards Shelly's room. We followed behind at a safe distance. He hesitated a second, then knocked on the bedroom door. There was a moment of silence before we heard the door open.
"What is it you want, turd?" Shelly yelled in a head-splitting shriek. Cartman took a deep breath, drew back his fist, and punched Shelly square in the left boob. She screamed in pain and the next thing I know Cartman is flying down the stairs with Shelly frisbee throwing DVD's at his head. We all ran to the living room so we could watch without dying. Cartman made his way back to the living room, with a victorious smile on his face and a cut over his eye. "SO HA, HIPPIE LOVER!" he yelled in Denny's face.
"Next time someone dares Cartman, dare him to take a breath mint! Yuck!" she said with her nose wrinkled up like a bunny. We all laugh. "Anyways, its Cartman's turn."
"I choose Nikki. Truth or Dare?" he asks, out of breath.
"Truth." Nikki says.
"If you had to make out with someone in this room, who would it be?" He pants.
"Who do you think?" Nikki asks, then pulls Kyle into a victorious kiss. She pulls away smiling from ear to ear while Kyle is beat red with a hidden smile to himself.
"Okay, my turn! Amy, Truth or Dare?" Nikki asks.
"Dare." Amy answers.
"I dare you to go tell Shelly something really random. BUT you have to get her attention by throwing rocks at her window!" Nikki grins slyly.
"Okay." Amy gets up and walks out the front door. We all gather around the window to watch her. She throws four small rocks at the window before we hear Shelly's irritated voice saying "What the hell is it this time, Turd?" Amy smiled and answered her innocently.
"Cartman only did that because he is desperately in love with you and he wants to get in your pants. That's all I wanted to say." Amy walks back in the house with a screaming Cartman and a pissed off Shelly battling it out in the hallway. Shelly punched him good in the eye and ran back up to her room and slammed the door,
"GODDAMMIT, AMY YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED, YOU STUPID HIPPIE BITCH!" Cartman half screamed half cried. We all doubled over laughing!
"Truth or Dare, Sabri" Amy asked smiling.
"Truth" I answered.
"If you where dared to make out with Cartman would you bail?" she asked
" Honestly who wouldn't, Duh I would". I answered. Everyone laughed really hard and white stuff squirted out of Kyle's nose.
"So I guess it's my turn, Truth or Dare, Stan." I asked, turning to Stan who was sitting next to me.
"Dare." Stan said.
"I dare you to tell us who you like." I said to him. Instead of an answer, I got a face full of puke.
"Ewwww! Stan that's gross." I yelled
"Sorry, Sabri I didn't mean to." He said sadly. Everyone was laughing their asses off.
"Its ok. I'm going to go take a shower real fast." I mumbled. I got up and grabbed my bag and was getting ready to walk off when I head Kyle's voice.
"Dude, Stan! You like Sabri? Niiissse." Kyle said to Stan. I looked back and saw Stan fake punch him in the arm, blushing feverishly. They just laugh even louder. Cartman laughed so hard he fell out of his chair onto his fat ass. It made everyone laugh so hard they were purple in the face. Cartman scoffed and said something about that not being funny.
So I took a quick shower and came back and joined them. They were all watching Terrence and Phillip. I sat down on the couch next to Stan,who smiled at me and held my hand.
"Aww, you guys look Stan is in love with the Hippie ho. I'm seriously you guys look." said Cartman gushed, looking like a teenage girl. Ugh.
"Shut up, fat boy!" Stan and I said at the same time. everyone ignored Cartman's annoying comments. Terrence and Phillip was more interesting than Cartman. After Terrence and Phillip was over, we played Spin the Bottle.
"Who wants to go first?" I asked everyone.
"Can I go first?" Kenny asked.
"Sure." I said. He spun the bottle. While it was spinning, I noticed Denny's eyes flash neon blue. I looked at her for a minute. But I didn't say anything about it. It finally stopped spinning and landed on Denny. That was why her eyes did that. Niiisse.
"Yippee!" Kenny yelled like the hyper little kid he was. He jumped across the circle and almost knocked poor Denny to the floor. After their little make-out scene, it was Nikki's turn to spin the bottle. She looked very nervous as the bottle was spinning, and then it stopped on Kyle. They looked at each other, smiled, then they kissed. After they pulled apart they smiled at each other and scooted closer together, both blushing, making Kyle look like a strawberry.
Then it was Cartman's turn and he spun the bottle and everyone had their fingers crossed, whispering "Please no!"
The bottle stopped, and my heart skipped a beat. It was Bri it landed on, we all yelled yes at the same time. They kissed, then they looked at each other and smiled. Everyone laughed that Bri had to kiss Cartman.
Then it was my turn. I looked at Stan, then I spun it. I was really nervous. It seamed to last forever. I squeezed my eyes shut tight. When it finally stopped, I let out a sigh of relief.
"Yes!" I squealed. It landed on Stan! We look at each other and smiled. Then we kissed. Then we stopped and smiled and he put his arm around me. We were both really happy about that. Then he puked all over the floor in front of us.
"Ewww that's so gross. But at least it wasn't on me this time." I said.
"Sorry." he said. Then he got up to get a towel and looked at me and smiled really big.
"Haha, you almost got barfed on again." Cartman said in teasing us.
"Shut up!" I said.
"Dumb ass!" Stan said in a mad voice as he walked in. Than every one started to laugh.
"Thats not funny, you asshole, and next time Stan pukes, it's going in your mouth, Sabri!" Cartman said angerly. Then out of nowhere Shelly came and punched Cartman in the eye.
"Shut up, turd! I can't hear my Brittany Spears records!" She said in a mad voice. Then she ran up the stairs and slammed the door really hard.
"Oww, that fucking hurt" Cartman started crying really hard. So Denny got pissed and turned his voice off with her powers. When Cartman stopped and she let him have his voice back. So it is 10:30 p.m. so we got our sleeping bags out and crashed in Stan's room. But I couldn't sleep for another 30 minutes. So I went into the living room to think. It was about 10 minutes later when Stan came out and started talking to me.
"What are you doing?" Stan asked me.
"Nothing Really, I just can't sleep now." I answer to him. He smiled at me.
"Can you believe it in 2 weeks we have to go to middle school?" Stan said in a quiet voice.
"Yeah, I know. So much has happen today. Do you really like me?" I said calmly to Stan who was sitting next to me.
"Yeah a lot happened today, and yeah I do like you." said Stan nervously. We talked for about twenty minutes.
"We should go back to bed now, I guess." Stan said to me.
"Ok." I said to him. We walked back to Stan's room and everybody was awake and waiting for us.
"What where you guys doing'?" Denny asked teasingly.
"We were just talking about stuff." I answer hesitantly.
"Yeah right I've heard that one before." said Kenny laughing.
"Dude, it's not like that! We where just talking." Stan said smiling.
"Now, I would like to go to bed. " I went and slipped in the sleeping bag, and they turned off the light.
"What is you and Stan going to be doing' in bed." Denny said laughing and doing that up and down thing with her eyebrows.
"Nothing, so shut your mouth" I said to her in an annoyed voice.
"Mmhhmm, sure." said Kenny in a joking voice.
"Good night!" I said laughing' real quiet. So we all went to sleep.
