Hi guys! God I am soooo sorry this took so long. I was working on Jane and Maura Best Friends and I started school again and ahhhh! I'm a hot mess right now. But no worries! My life is starting to calm down just a tad so my updates should be pretty regular. Ok-I think I covered everything! So-with that I give you the much anticipated chapter 4!
I'm coming I'm coming! I swear I'm coming-
Jane opened the door to see Maura standing there with a box of cannolis, a can of frosting and graham crackers. "Before you say anything, I want you to know that I don't approve of any of this."
Jane laughed. "Good God Maura! What's all this for?"
"Well-"she sighed. "It's actually a bribe." She shifted the stuff to her other forearm.
"Here-let me help you with some of this!" Jane grabbed the cannoli box and the frosting. She carried them into the kitchen and set them on the counter. Maura followed. Once everything was situated, Jane grabbed the can of frosting and opened it. She stuck her finger in it, and retrieved a large glob. "Alright Maur. Why are you bribing me?" Jane asked as she put the glob in her mouth.
Maura put her purse down and grabbed the frosting from Jane. "Well, I wanted to make up for missing pizza night last week." Her voice died off.
"Yeah?" Jane said nonchalantly. "Is your a-neck starting to itch?" she asked as she put another glob in her mouth.
"What? Why would my neck-"she stopped herself and gave her neck a small scratch. "Oh alright fine." She sighed as she looked up at Jane. "I want details."
"Details?" Jane asked smiling. "What details?"
"Oh come on Jane! You and Frost! Why did he call? Did you tell him about your dream?" Maura was practically jumping out of her skin.
"Whoa whoa whoa. Settle down there poindexter! He asked me to come over. Speaking of which, what time is it?"
"It's six-thirty. And YOU WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AT-" The doctor checked her phone. "MIDNIGHT!?"
Jane put her finger in her ear. "Hey Maura guess what?"
"What?" the doctor asked excitedly.
"I'm standing-RIGHT HERE!" Maura jumped.
"Oh-sorry." She amended quickly. 'So! What happened?"
Jane grabbed the can of frosting and moved over to the couch. It's six-thirty in the morning?! Wow Maura must really be interested. And what's up with all the junk food this early? She sat down, quickly followed by Maura.
"I went over there for a peanut butter and fluff sandwich. " she rubbed her eyes with her fists.
"He asked you-to come over for a sandwich?" Maura asked, a look of disappointment appeared on her furrowed brow.
"Yup. A sandwich." Jane replied.
"So-you didn't-do anything?" she asked.
"Nope. Oh-well-I did read his diary-" Jane yawned.
"You what?! Jane! That's complete invasion of Frost's privacy!" Maura said eyes widened. "So what did it say?" she asked scooting closer.
"I'm in his 'top ten'" she made air quotes with her fingers.
"His top-what?" Maura asked, obviously confused.
"His top ten." Jane paused and looked at Maura who was still hopelessly confused. "You know, his list of the top ten people he wants to sleep with." She said.
Maura gasped! "Really?"
"Yup." Jane laughed as she put another large glob of the frosting in her mouth. "I was number one too." She laughed again.
"Wait a minute. You mean to say that you're the person he wants to sleep with the most?" Maura asked smiling broadly.
"I am." Jane turned to her friend. "You were on the list too." Jane laughed again.
"What?!" Maura sat up. "What number was I?" she asked quickly.
"You were number two." Jane smiled.
"That's-so-flattering!" Maura said sitting back. "So-was it-detailed? Or was it just our names?"
"No Maura, I'm not going there." I can't tell you to your face what he wrote down. I can barely come to grips with what MY section said.
Maura grabbed the can of frosting and held it away from Jane. "Jane Clementine Rizzoli! You will tell me what he said and you will tell me now!" She said, eyes narrowed.
"Oh like hell I will! Now give me that!" Jane reached for the frosting but Maura sat up and switched hands.
"No." she said leaning back away from the detective.
"Maura!" Jane used her warning tone.
"Make me." Maura said teasingly.
"Fine!" Jane leaped out of her seat and tackled Maura to the floor tickling her ribs. Maura screamed with laughter.
"Jane! Jane seriously-seriously Jane stop-stop it!" she could barely speak.
Jane grabbed the frosting from the incapacitated doctor and sat up. She grabbed a small dollop and plopped it onto the doctors' nose. "I win." She said with a contented smile.
"For now." Maura said, her laughter beginning to subside. "Help me up please?" she reached out a hand.
"Fine-ya big wuss." Jane set the can down on the coffee table and helped Maura to her feet.
"Would you please just tell me what he said?" She asked as she moved her hair out of her face and sat back down on the couch.
"Maura, as your best friend, I cannot tell you what it said. Honestly-I just can't." she grabbed the can and put another dollop into her mouth.
"Oh! Was it that bad?" she asked.
Jane nodded.
"Well-" Maura said as she sat back. "I suppose I'll just have to read it for myself."
Jane snickered. "How're you gonna do that?" Jane asked.
"I'm not sure." Maura lamented. "I'll figure something out. But as of right now-" she wiped the lob of frosting off her nose and ate it. "I'm going to have a cannoli." She smiled as she stood and headed into Jane's kitchen. Jane followed her. There is no way in hell you are getting that journal Maura. There is just-no way.
There it is guys! As I said before I'm so sorry for the MAJOR delay! Won't happen again! As always please review! A lot!
