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(May's POV)

What could possibly so bad that it would change my feelings toward Ash. "Misty, what's the bug secret?"

"Ash isn't as well adjusted, happy and nice as you think."

"That's what you wanted tell me? That Ash is a little depressed, I can deal with that, I've gone through depression before, I can help him go through this."

"No May! That's not what it is, Ash has mul-,"

*Hangs up the phone.*

She's just probably jealous I'm with Ash. Well I should probably go to bed now, I can't wait until tomorrow and I get to see Ashy.

The next morning

I can't wait to see Ash we had such a great time yesterday. I'm really looking forward to help him with his depression if ya know what I mean… who am I talking to? Actually I'm just thinking to myself. I need to schedule a therapy session.

At School

There's Ash! "Hey Ash!" He is so dreamy. He's walking this way.

"Hey May! How's it hangin?"

Huh, I thought he'd pick me up or make out with me.

*Ash starts kissing May*

Well that's more like it. "Shall we go to class?"

"After you my lady."

*They go to bio class.*

Ash is so cute I could just stare at him forev-

"Ms. Maple would you like to answer the question?" The Teacher said.

Oh shit, "What was the question?"

"What is the first stage in Mitosis?"

"That's easy, the first stage is Prophase."

"Wow May you're really smart."

"Thanks Ash!" Ash really does like me, that was like the easiest question ever.

*Bell Rings*

See ya later Ash.

After School

Well I have to go home so I guess I should say bye to Ash right now.

"May! You bitch!"

Hey it's Misty, why is she calling me a bitch? "Why are you calling me a bitch?"

"You hung up on me; I was trying to tell you something important about Ash."

"Nothing you can say can change my feelings for him, and what makes you think you know everything about Ash?"

"I dated him before you did! I've known him longer. I know more about him than you do! But you know what, if you don't want my help, Fine!"

"Listen I'm really sorry for hanging up on you and I apologize for what I just said. You and Ash seem really close, probably closer than Ash and I will ever be."

"Don't say that May, Ash really likes you and talks about you all the time. I'm sorry I called you a bitch but there is something I need to tell you about Ash."

*A nurse carrying student medical files trips next to them.*

"Oh Nurse Joy you need some help?"

"Yeah, thanks May, I need to get these files back into the Cabinets."

*While helping she stumbles upon Ash's file.*

I shouldn't look inside… Okay maybe just one peek. *Opens File* Let's see here, 146 pounds, 5'7 and he is Aerophobic and has… WAIT! HE'S SCHIZO! HE SEEMS SO NORMAL!

*Nurse Joy swipes the file away from May.*

"That's not for you to read!"

*Nurse Joy leaves*

"Misty, is the thing you were gonna tell me is that Ash is Schizophrenic?"

"Unfortunately yes, he thinks every turtle is blue and shoots water or has a tree growing out of his head and that his mouse has electrical properties, he even thought my Star shaped purse was something called a Staryu."

"Well it still doesn't make a difference I still love him." This won't affect our relationship at all.

The Next Date!

I'm glad we went on a walk today, I need some relaxation this was a busy week. "Hey Ash."

"Yes May."

"I'm so glad we could go on this date together, I really-,"

*Ash covers May's mouth*

Ash sure is touchy and straight forward.

"Shhhhh… You see that? It's a Growlithe!"

What the hell is he talking about it's just a stray dog.

"Go Pikachu!"

He brought his pet mouse on our date! What the hell is he thinking?

"Go pokeball."

He just threw a little paper ball colored red on one side.

"Yes I caught it!"

No you didn't it just ran away. "Ash, uh… you do realize that was just a dog and that you didn't-,"

"Oh look it's a Taillow!"

"Ash that's just a bird!"

"Go Pokeball!"

What the fuck, what kind of boy did I fall for? Oh this is just, weird. No worries, maybe he'll grow out of it.

At May's House

Okay so we're just watching some TV in my room there isn't a thing here-

"Hey May look Torchics!"

Those are chickens Ash.

"I'm going to the bathroom May."

"Second door on your left down the hall."

Four minutes later…

"Hey May you sure have a lot of potions under your sink."

"Those are Windex bottles." Wow this is worse than I thought. "Maybe we should just stop watching TV and just talk a little."

"Or we could do this."

*Ash kisses May on her bed and gets on top of her. She enjoys it as he makes his way down and starts licking her neck.*

"Ash, I didn't know you could be so naughty." I can't believe he's doing this right now it feels so good. I'm getting so excited. Sure he's a little crazy but if he can do stuff like this I really don't mind.

"You're my little Buneary May."

Ok that's it. "Get off of me Ash."

*Pushes Ash off*

"What's wrong?"

"What's wrong? What the hell is a Buneary, why are you throwing paper balls at random Animals, and why do you think my Windex are potions?"

"What are you talking about? You don't know about Pokemon?"

"What the fuck is a pokemon."

"This world is filled with them, they're all over the place and we enslave them to do are bidding."

"Don't you mean Animals?"

"What's an animal?"

"They're called animals Ash and we don't technically enslave them but we do eat them."

"What?"

"You know what? Get out, I can't deal with this right now you're acting extremely crazy."

"But May do you still like me?"

Do I still like Ash? I mean he's crazy a little, but he's so cute. I mean I shouldn't dump him just for this should I?

"I understand May, no one believes me anyway."

"No, Ash I love you, it's just I don't see what you do. I'm sorry for calling you crazy but no one calls them pokemon."

*Pause of Silence*

"You love me May?"

Oh shit! Did I literally just say that to him, okay, think quickly. *Pulls Ash to the front door* "Look at the time! Sorry you can't stay here any longer goodbye and I'll see you tomorrow." *Pushes Ash out the front door*

I told him I loved him, wait something just slipped under the door. It's a note, it says I love you too. Oh my god that crazy bastard loves me. I'm crying why am I crying? Maybe I'm just so happy I'm crying. He's still Schizo but he's mine.