Title: Interruptions

Chapter: Dick Trolling 101

Author: Rasei

Pairing: Spitfire

Prompt: Wally's and Artemis' dates keep on being interrupted due to their jobs as heroes and/or Dick Grayson. The rest is up to you

A/N: I might add more short stories to this at a later date. I have the start of three ready but they all need more work. This is slightly different from the original story on Tumblr.

Wally and Artemis were alone at his room at the Cave to study. Artemis was hunched over her math book.

"I just don't understand this problem." Wally look over her shoulder, and looked at it.

"It's like..." Wally's phone rang out a call. Wally takes it out and put it to his ear.

"Hey Wal Man. What to watch a movie?" ask Robin's voice.

"I'm studying right now. See you in awhile Rob." Wally hanged up before Rob could answer. There was a beep. Wally look at his phone, and saw he had one new text. He open it to see.

'You with Artemis?' Wally ignored the text. Artemis look curious.

"Who is it?"

"Rob. This problem..." Wally lean closer to the paper. His phone beep out a new text message.

'Are you on a date?'

"Is it something important?" ask Artemis. Wally shook his head.

"Nah... I think that Rob..." Beep.

'Are you two kissing?' Wally rolled his eyes, deciding to ignoring the troll for a bit. Wally pointed at the problem.

"Artemis, you have divided this part when you divide the other part. Then..." Beep.

'Hey why aren't you responding?' Artemis took the phone and look at it. She let out a giggle. Wally took his phone.

"Artemis, focus. See this three?" Artemis nod.

"Wait we divide this? But that would make it a zero..."

"Yes, it does."

"But..." Beep. Artemis grab the phone.

'Am I interrupting or something?' Wally took the phone back and put it on the other side of him.

"Maybe we should send him back a text saying we are in here..." Artemis said, rolling her eyes. Wally give her a look.

"Then he will come in here and bother us in person. We need to be focusing." Wally let out a sigh as he finished speaking. "So, Blondie. What is the answer to this?"

Artemis starts studying the problem. "Is it 48?"

Wally shook his head. Artemis is just not understanding. Maybe he should give her more of incentive to focus. Beep.

'Tell me if I'm interrupting.'

"Maybe... For every answer you get right, I will give you a kiss. The quicker you get the right answer, the longer the kiss last?" Artemis push his shoulder.

"Flash Kid, are you trying to bribe me?" Artemis asked putting her lips closer to Wally. Wally is about to kiss her when there is a beep.

'Dude, answer me! C'mooooooon!'

Wally shook his head, and gave her a quick kiss. Artemis grab his arms and push him back against the ground.

"Artemis, this isn't the time. We need to study." Artemis let out a grin, then Artemis's lips touch his. The two was kissing when another beep,then another beep. Artemis pulled away from Wally to look at the cell phone.

'I thought you were studying!'

'That looks like kissing to me!'

"ROBIN! STOP SPYING ON US!" Shouted Artemis, her eyes narrow. She was finally annoyed at the stalking. There was a beep from the phone.

'Why?"

"That is it. I'm going to kill that brat," states Artemis. "I'm pretty sure it's illegal to spy on people." Wally just sigh, as Artemis left the room. He pick up the phone and called Robin.

"This is Robin speaking."

"Run, Robin. Artemis is going to kill you."

"She will have to find me first. Say, do you want to watch that movie now?"

"Depends. Are you going to be alive if I bring Artemis with me?"

"I'm guessing that is a no. Shoot, she found me!" In the distance, Wally could hear explosions and yelling.