"I hate you," I said to Canada. I was sitting in the passenger seat of Canada's car(yes, he has a car. He just hates to drive 'cause of gas fumes and pollution or some shit like that. Went on a ten minute rant about it. Totally missed most if it), clutching my dad's old knapsack that housed all of my needs to survive.

Except my Revolver. Old Lucy's tucked in my holster, hanging at my hip, ready for action. Ready for some serious shit to go down.

With a sad and sorrowful sigh(I swear to God, that sigh could kill a whole country) Canada asked,"Why?" He looked so troubled. Like he was the most miserably person in the world. Because of this, it made it so hard for me to say these words. "You're related to a burger-fiend psycho and you're probably a nutjob yourself," I remarked, with a smirk.

He weakly smiled and said disappointedly,"Sorry." Well, now I feel like a jerk. Canada's so fragile and limp and crap. And I'm all, not gentle and crap. And did I mention that sigh? That sigh could shatter my heart into a million tiny pieces. I wanted to punch him for that.

I rolled my eyes like I didn't care. "C'mon," I said, flipping my hair(it's a habit). "You're not leaving me just yet. If this guy is even douche-ier than he sounds... I'll kill you. And steal your house." I climb out of the car and slam the door behind me, and continued,"Okay, where's this American idiot live?" Canada seemed to magically appear beside me, making me just when he said,"Right there."

I guess I was kind of disappointed that it was just this random condo in the middle of a tiny suburban street with others basically identical to it just meters away from it. I mean, Canada's got a whole estate. I didn't realize these Americans were so broke. Kinda reminds me of Russia. Without all the snow. And this place has palm trees. Where're the empty vodka bottles?

I slung my backpack over my shoulder and crossed my arms. "What a wonderful day," I scoffed, yanking Matt's arm and dragging him with me. "You sure are flimsy for a nineteen year old... I could just snap your arms off... Don't give me any reason to." I chuckled. Which is the moment that I realized I have a weird sense of humor.

Like a young daughter clinging to her father, I held on to Matt tightly. I didn't want him to go. But it all ended when I heard that voice. That retarded American's voice.

"Hey, bro! Long time, no s- Where'd you get a chick from?"

I rolled my eyes,"This 'chick' has a name, ya douche." I scowled and took a look at that idiotic face. Trying to steal me away from my Canada. I do not fucking think so, biatch. "Heh... She's quite the kidder, isn't she?" Canada said nervously. Still, that dazzling grin was still plastered to America's face.

"Anyway, this is Alaska... She's... Interesting... She stayed at my house last night." America nodded and then raised an eyebrow as if surprised. "Dude!" he exclaimed, excitedly. "You're not a virgin anymore! My little bro's a sex fiend!" Matt slumped,"It's not at all what you think, America."

"Dude, I totally get it. It's fine, Canadia."

"No-! That's not how it sounds! And my name is not Canadia! I just found her on the street-"

"Whoa, that's a pretty sleazy approach, but okay. Whatever floats your boat."

"I hold my virginity very close to my heart."

This is stupid. This is completely and utterly, fucking nonsensical. It's probably the fact that I'm smarter than both of these dumbasses combined. So, all I could do was laugh, naturally. And that it just what I did. Besides leaving Russia, I believe that laughing was one of the best decisions of my life.

"Oh, God, this is priceless!" I laughed. "Sounds like something right out of a sitcom! Oh, God, I can't stop laughing!" It took me a moment to realize that I was only one laughing. "V chem problema?" I said, expectantly. "Chto? It's funny. Lyuboy."

"Dude, I have no idea what you just said," America said, his smile growing brighter and wider. "But I like you."

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