Sorry it been so long since I updated but I have been busy with other things like my baby niece and my new puppy. Hope you enjoy. OMg I put the wrong story up . I'm so sorry I was up late. Again I'm sooooooooooooo sorry. The chapter you read was for my other story call The Neighborly Service Club if you liked you should go and check it out.
When me, Lisanna and Gray finally got to class. We saw that our usual teacher was absent from class. The old fart whose name is Mr. Kalt probably "on sick leave for four months again." We all knew that was a lie he went to travel the world or something because he came back with many different souvenirs. Today our substitute teacher was a big beefy man with a white and black hair. His hairstyle made it look like he had horns. He kind of look like a cow not to be rude or anything.
"Please take a seat." he said in a big booming voice.
Everyone looked a bit frightened at the big man in front of us.
"My name is Mr. Taurus." he said as he trying to write his name on the chalkboard but it broke in his hand, so then he picked up another on but it also broke. he did this about four time and everyone in class could not help but laugh at the situation.
"I'll write it."volunteered Lisanna as she got up out her seat. She walked up to the broad and took a broken piece of chalk and began to write his name. As you can see she is such a teacher's pet, she was never on Ms. Kalt goodside.
"Ummm Thank Yoooooooooooooou."said Mr. Taurus. Not only does he look like a cow he talks like on too. There something odd about our sub.
"Teacher's Pet." I whispered to Lisanna as she made her way to her seat. She give me a grimace and rolled her eyes.
"Your teacher wants you all to finish reading chapter 6 of your japanese history book." said Mr. Taurus.
Everyone moaned the history book is so boring. I put in book stand up in front of me so I could pull out my phone and listen to some music. It the music fill my ears through my earphones and drowned out the sounds around me. I looked to my window at me right. There in the courtyard were two people. One was a flaming orange haired guy in a suit and a girl with pink hair in a maid costume. They must be cosplayers or something. They seem to be have a heated arguing about about who's anime was better the girl might be for Kaichou wa maid-sama and the guy for Hetalia or something. The guy pulled out a orb out of his pocket and a hologram looking thing came out of it. I couldn't make out what was on the hologram thingy. But the person must have been important because they bowed and then began to talk. The conversion between them and the other person went on for a couple of minutes. Finally the hologram close and the guy put the orb back in his pocket. The guy and girl talked some more, they looked kinda of worried about something, the girl pointed upward and then both of them were looking right up at me. I got scared and turn my head back to the classroom were almost everyone was sleeping. What if those guys are aliens sent to earth to destroy mankind or something? They saw me looking at me, what if they abducted me and dissect my brain and find all of my secrets? What is they are looking for Lucy? They might even be with the a secret agency that deal with aliens? They might take Lucy away and erase me and my family memory or even wrong kill us? Think it time for me to make a tinfoil hat. I turn my head back to the window to see if the weirdos were still there but they were gone.
The rest of my day was filled with thought of aliens and secret agents. Finally it was time to go home. I walked out to the school courtyard to find Gray, Lisanna, and Wendy waiting for me. The walked home was the usual but it had that off feeling. We finally reach my house and my front door was open that was unusual for her.
"Mom we're home and I invited Gray and Lisanna over." I yelled as I entered my house.
My mom came out the kitchen with food and in hair and flour all over her face. " Natsu thank goodness you're home Lucy upstairs. We try to make some cake but as you see it didn't turn out to well." she cried.
"Ok." I said making my way upstairs.
"Gray and Lisanna look at how much you two have grow." I heard my say from behind me, she stop Lisanna and Gray to give one of her many "you're growing up so fast" talks.
I heard sound coming from my room, so I decide to see if it was Lucy. Sure enough it was Lucy and she rip up something. I took a closer look and saw it was my porn mag.
"NO!" I looked up at me and smiled. "Natsu" she squealed like a little kid.
Lucy has just destroyed my girls, my poor porn mags didn't even have a chance. Lucy got up from the the pile of rip paper and ran to give me a hug but tripped on my desk and toppled into me and then we fell. The next thing I know she lay on top of me just inches away from my face. To add more to the embarrassment Gray, Lisanna and Wendy walk into my room.
"Natsu wha..." Lisanna started to say but was stun at the picture in front of her.
"It not what you think." I said embarrassed I could feel my cheek heat up. Their looked frozen with a stunned expression on them.
Lucy finally got off me so I could stand up. "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding,misunderstanding,misunderstanding ." she repeated waving her arm all over the place.
"It ok Lucy I understand Natsu a pervert and made you do it." Wendy said finally getting unfrozen."I mean look at those porn mag on the floor."
"Really I can't believe you would trying doing that to cute little Lucy." said Gray as he moved over to where Lucy was. Gray is way more pervert then I am.
The last one to be unfrozen was Lisanna who just look at Lucy to me and then smiled. "So you're Lucy." she said to Lucy. Lucy answered her with a small nod.
"OMG you're so cute." Lisanna said as give Lucy a big hug.
"Yeah she too cute for Natsu." Gray whined " Why is Natsu so Lucky?" he continued. I rolled my eyes.
"Are Are you friend of Natsu?" Lucy asked
"Yep." Lisanna answered
"Can Can I be your friend too?" Lucy said
"Yes you you're too cute." said Lisanna
I could wrap my mind around what happened to my friends, Lisanna all over Lucy like she a puppy and Gray sulking in a corner mumbling about how he going to go to the forest to find him a cute girl.
"Natsu you know going to be mad if she find these." said Wendy waving around my mags.
"What are those?" Lisanna asked walking over to Wendy. She picked up the magazines and read them out loud:" Flirtatious Maids, Steamy Older Woman, Ertoic Teachers, Racy Childhood Friend, Spicy Younger Sisters." I could hold in the embarrassed my whole felt red.
"Wait Natsu you have the Flirtatious Maids lasted issue can I borrow that?" Gray asked.
"Natsu you have a sis-con for me?" Wendy asked eyeing in disgusted
"No that no mine." I said frowning, like if I would have a sis-con for her. My little is cute but evil.
"Oh really." she said skeptical
"Yeah that mine." Gray said
'You don't even have a sister." Wendy said
"But a guy can dream right." Gray replied
"Well I'm taking these with me and I'm going to burn them." Lisanna said
"NO! First Lucy ripped up half of my magazines now you going to burn the rest." I cried "A man can only take so much."
"Really Natsu these are unhealthy." said Lisanna giving me a stern look.
"Lisanna if you're going to burn his magazines at least take all of them." Wendy said holding up Racy Childhood Friend. Lisanna's cheeks turned red, showing her true motive. "I just forgot that one." She lied
"Natsu, Wendy and Friends , dinner is ready." my mother called.
"Ok." I yelled back
"Let's go down for dinner." I said to the others
"Dinner!" Lucy squealed as she jumped on my back. " Carry me Natsu-kun."
I trudge downstair with Lucy still on my back, I was the first one out my bedroom door but the last to reach the dinner table.
"Natsu-kun you're so slow." squealed Lucy as she hopped off my back.
"Well if you think I'm slow you should walk next." I told her, but she just turn to me and stuck out her tongue.
"What for dinner today?" Wendy inquired. The was a kitchen towel cover up the food.
"I decide to make something different today... American food !" My mother said excitedly. Everyone sat down wait for her to reveal the food. She put her hand over the the kitchen and pilled it up with a "tah-dah". The food looked burned and under cooked at the same time. There were unrecognizable black lump and the bread was still doughy. There was a sauce with cube of uncooked vegetables floating around in it.
"Ok everyone bon-appetit." My mother said with a smile not known that the monstrosity that she made was uneatable. "I know it something different but you guys should try it."
"Ummmm I don't know." was all I could say. How could you tell the person that carried you for nine months that their food is so terrible a starving man who will die if he didn't eat would chose death over the her unusual creation.
"Mom I will tell it to you straight this creation is just... well uneatable no one in humanity would eat this, but look on the bright side we solved our racoon problem if we put that in the trash no wild animal will want to eat our garbage." Wendy finish with a smile like if what she said was not hurtful.
"It can't be that bad I have your father try it." my mother said as if she was not about to give up. "Honey!" she yelled.
"Yes Dear." my father answered as he walk up the basement stairs.
"Could you try this for me?" my mother said giving my father the rarely seen puppy eyes.
"Ok but way did the kid try it." my father said eyeing her food cautiously. He picked up the black lump. "What is this?"
"Oh well it American food chicken and biscuits." My mother answered. That does not look like any chicken and biscuits I've seen.
"Well here go." My father said and then he put it in his mouth. he began to chew and suddenly his face turned blue then purple then red then blue again and finally passing out clod on our kitchen floor. I think my mother just give him food poisoning. Everyone looked stunned for a moment, I said a silent thank you that it wasn't me.
"Honey are you ok?" My mother panicked. She kneeled down next my father.
"Honey I'm ok."my father whispered. My mother let out a relieved sigh. "But you should never ever again try to make american food."
"Ok fine, Natsu go order some pizza." she told me.
I walked over to the phone and dialed the number.
"Hello this Vito's Pizza how can I help you?"
"Umm can I have a one large volcano spice, two large pepperoni pizzzaaaa. haaa."Something was tickling me. I turned around to find Lucy poking my sides.
"That tickles Lucy." I laughed
"Does it feel good." She asked
"Yeah I guess sooo." but I was interrupted but a voice on the phone.
"Excuse, are you still there?." The person asked
"Sorry." I apologized
"Yeah will that be all?" they asked
"Yeah." I replied
"Oh and one thing more thing does your parent know you're do that?" They asked I was about to asked them what they were talking about but the hung up so I guess I will never know.
After that the night went pretty fast we played of Scribble but I quit because I couldn't figure out anymore words. Lissanna won after putting down Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. I don't know what I meant because I hate long words. We watch some tv but Lucy insisted that we put on Rave. Wendy said she watch all last night. I rather of watch A Certain Scientific Railgun not for the fanservice or anything but for the science and stuff. After a while Gray and Lisanna had to leave because it was a school night. I'm so tired I don't think I will be able to get up tomorrow.