15 Ways To Annoy Stefan Salvatore
1. Wear a "Team Damon"-fan shirt. Day and night.
2. Tell him to stop whining over Elena, get his ass out of Mystic Falls, and get a life. Maybe have a little fun with Katherine. She's way cooler than boring Elena anyway.
3. Tell him about the awesome chemistry he has with Klaus.
4. Tell him that the "Rippah" is way cooler than his squirrel slaying self.
5. Ask him if he doesn't feel bad about killing cute little animals.
6. Buy a t-shirt that says "I love squirrels!"
7. Write "Team Edward" on his forehead with an edding.
8. Hide all of Klaus's paintings and tell him it was Stefan.
9. Watch them yell at each other and say: "The quarrel of lovers is the renewal of love."
10. Steal his diary and read it aloud in front of the whole Mystic Falls gang.
11. Tell him that people who write in a diary need a life.
12. Give him back the diary, but steal his hair gel while doing it. Will be fun to see if he gets along without it.
13. Imitate his "I-have-such-a-tragic-fate"-look whenever there is an opportunity to do so.
14. Tell him that Damon will always be the hotter Salvatore and will always have more fans than him.
15. Laugh at him, because he is stuck underwater while the others are having the time of their lives and his brother is having fun with his ex-girlfriend.