Hello again! My friend just posting an awesome SwissAus fic and now I feel demoted on the awesomeness scale, but I will make a come-back soon enough by ripping out chapters at least once a week. Please review so I know what to fix in my writing, if the story sucks, please complain about it so I can feel worse about myself. :]
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, or minecraft (for coming up with my awesome story name), but if I did own either one, I would make an epic crossover episode with them both.
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"There". Gilbert sat on his haunches while admiring 7 copper rods lodged in the limestone slab. The backstory on this was simple. After the creature (now named "fatty" by Gilbert because it eats so much) pillages the lab that week Alfred and Kiku would track it back to various caves to wolf down its catches. It seems to take its food to a remote location as to not be disturbed or have its food taken from it from competing predators. For this reason, it would be simple to just show up at its eating hole at 4:00 in the morning and catch it. Unfortunately, Fatty is smart and switches between 4 different caves at random each time it hides to eat. No problem for the best biologist ever! By hiding his trap in one of the caves, Fatty has to stumble upon it sooner or later on his return to this particular cave.
"FATTY BETER RUN FOR ITS DIABETIC LIFE, BECAUSE THE AWESOME GLBERT IS READY TO CRAP UP YOUR MENU!" Gilbert majestically shouted believing Fatty would hear him. He skipped very manly outside and picked the blanket he set down prior to entering the cave back. "No need to hide anymore Gilbird, it's not in this cave! Also, since Fatty's too diabetic and chubby you'll only have to fly up a hill to escape!" Gilbird's head popped out of his blanket hide-a-way and chirped happily before settled back onto Gilbert white head fluff.
Gilbert whistled "what did the fox say" while he leisurely walked back to the lab. Gilbird's head bobbed up and down with sleep as the pro biologist leapt across the same stream coming to the cave. "Crap!" Gilbert shot out. Ugghhhhhh, that sissy old bag gave me that stupid water contaminate test today. Gilbert cursed out a few German words. Even though I know a lot more about anything that he'll ever know, Arthur is still ranked above me by experience in this field. Pft… not that I actually do anything he says anyway… Gilbert was so utterly lost in thought (not that he's already a spacey person as it is) he hadn't realized his feet carried him not towards the entrance to the lab, but towards Alfred's room.
Gilbert banged loudly on the door 6 or 7 times (he lost count) before he just let himself in. What
he was not counting on was Alfred and Kiku to be having a kind of disturbing make-out session on the cluttered desk. "Uh… HELLO!" Gilbert barked out. "CAPTAIN ON THE FREAKING BRIDGE!" The two lovers jumped up and darted away from each other both hoping he wasn't standing there watching them for too long. At least they both have clothes on… Gilbert tore his gaze from the flustered and blushing men to the window where a perverted Frenchmen could be seen with a camera. Francis' eyes widened knowing he'd been caught and he slowly sank below the window sill until out of view.
"So…" Alfred awkwardly began. "Wh-What, do you need!" He finished with a fake smile as if Gilbert hadn't interrupted anything. "I was just going to hang out for a bit and maybe play some Minecraft but I guess I should leave so you two can go back to eating one another's faces off." At the mention of Minecraft, Gilbird flew down from his perch on his master's head and landed next to Kiku's laptop. Gilbert turned to take his leave but a certain American stopped him with a hand on the shoulder. "W-Wait Gil. I forgot to tell you something important…" Gilbert waited for Alfred to continue. "And …It concerns your stay here in the lab." Now Gilbert was confused, were they taking away his office, did he have to leave? They weren't seriously going to discontinue his mission here were they? He was the best of the best, they can't take him off the team! "Arthur said that if you refuse to follow orders from your superiors again, he will be forced to remove you from your post here in the Amazon…" Alfred trailed off in deep thought knowing Gilbert was the only reason they were collecting so much data with his research and discoveries.
Gilbert didn't say anything. Instead, he simply turned on his heel and robotically stepped out into the hallway. No…I can't be relieved from my duties. Arthur shouldn't be able to boss him around! He should be the superior. Unfortunately, Gilbert LOVED his team and his job so he walked around the back of the lab, ignoring Francis being… well 'Francis' again. "Stupid old fart." Gilbert muttered. He grabbed the sterilized water PH testers, lidded beakers and sample notes out of the supplies cabinet and placed them in his Rainbow Dash backpack (so very manly). Gilbert shouldered the bag and kicked open the lab door to begin his trek to the marked stream for extracting. Every once in a while Fatty would leave behind poisonous tracks that would eventually leech into the stream the they would all use for their water source. The first time this happened it was the third day since their arrival and it was not pretty…
*flashback*
"What is that dude?"
"It is a backpack full of canteens~, Alfred"
"KESESESE~, it makes you look like a chick even more!"
"Why thank you!"
"But why, may I ask, did you feel the need to bring so much water with you when you know we already have a sufficient source from the river, Francis-san?"
"You never know when something may happen! What if there's a drought!"
"We're stationed in a rainforest dude…"
*Jump ahead*
"Uggghhhh…" Alfred groaned. "Why do I feel so heavy?" The American gave up on trying to move and lay back down on the couch in the lounge. "Me too! This is so un-awesome!" Gilbert stayed put on the floor as his joints stopped working.
"I can't feel anything!"
"Why can't I bloody MOVE!"
"It was probably Arthur's cooking that did this!"
"Shut it you git!"
"I feel nauseous…"
"Wait a minute, where's the frog!"
Francis hummed a random tune as he skipped down the hallway. "Ah, what a lovely day to be trapped in the middle of the rainforest~!" He had a gentle grin on his face, but it quickly turned to a questioning frown when he heard broken sentences coming from the other room.
"Can't you help me stand?!"
"I can't even move at all now!"
"Where is Francis-san!?"
"I canm fhil mah tonk!"
"We're all going to die!"
Francis quickly slammed open the door and gasped at the funny sight. Alfred was lying face down on the couch with his butt in the air with Gilbert trying to brace himself against it. Kiku was trying to stand up and try to reach a chair, but Arthur had his arms around Kiku's legs so they both fell on the ground with a painful thump, both unable to move.
"hononon-HONONON~!" Francis began to spew out his creepy laughter and slowly stalker towards the immobile Arthur. "NO, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BLOODY FROG! ALFRED HELP ME! DON'T LET IT TOUCH ME! AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*Flash back end*
Arthur somehow escaped being molested by biting Francis' tongue when assaulted from a kiss. They were all paralyzed from head to toe for 5 days, all of us had to rely on Francis completely until it wore off so in short it was Hell.
Gilbert laughed as he thought of the time when Francis tried to get Arthur in the tub to clean him while he was disabled. He slowly dragged the bucket through the stream and pulled it up to begin his procrastinated work. As he let the PH tester soak in the sample cup, the hairs on the back of his neck stood up. This forest is creepy… I bet that commie Ivan followed me here… He got to his feet and spun around a couple times unaware of a pair of purple eyes glued to the back of his neck the whole time. Gilbert made the mistakes of turning his back to the forest to lean down and grab the hand le of the bucket. In an instant, before Gilbert could react, he was tackled by a massive weight, immediately blacking out.
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Don't forget to review! Tell me what I need to improve on or just say something or whatever. Also, remember if you are ever attacked by Fatty, just run up a hill! Next chapter should be up in a week but if I don't update, don't lose faith because I'll never forget about this story!