A few weeks later Kanaya was enjoying a sweet lunch of chicken salad when Rose slammed a newspaper on the table and looked her strait in the eye. Kanaya tilted her head and put her spoon down.
"What is it, Rose?" Kanaya asked looking down at the news paper.
"We need jobs, Kan." Rose shoved the papers to her and sighed.
"Why with the attitude? " Kanaya looked both ways and leened in to whisper. "You PMSing?" Kanaya laughed.
"No, I haven't gotten my period yet. But, it was planned for last week. I'm going to get a pregnancy test at the store today. We're running low on money so you better get a job."
"Why me?" Kanaya snapped.
"Because I may be pregnant so you need to learn your lesson." Rose laughed.
"Ooooh I've been a very bad giiiirl!" Kanaya joked and winked at Rose.
"Well yeah you have. Now, go get a job as a stripper or as a casher or something."
"Ooooh you would make a good stripper!" Kanaya winked and grabbed Rose's arm.
"Let us go out and find you a good place to work." Kanaya laughed and they were headed out to the city.
Trust me the city was busy and gross at this time of day. Hobos were thrusting and winking at every girl they saw. It was disgusting but they had to find a job. They stopped at one hobo because this once had Vriska sitting on his knee with Damara on this other one smoking.
"Carane kowe nggoleki pantat mengkono dina?" Damara said with a wink and a smile.
"What are you guys doing today?" Rose said leaning down to Damara.
"Kita lagi mati kanggo gunung tenung! Apa jancok Panjenengan katon kaya kita lagi mengkono? We lagi looking for sawetara kontol kanggo nyedhot." Damara laughed slapping her knee.
"Yeah, this sucka' is looking for some fine ass ladys for his place called Friday Night Ladys." Vriska said flicking Damara's dead.
"Apa? Kabeh iku aku njaluk do bodho puteran njoget? Aku wanted kanggo nyedhot kontol!" Damara said looking around.
Kanaya and Rose looked at each other. "Where can we sign up?" Kanaya leaned over.
"Sampeyan bisa mung mlebu kang wong lanang kang kontol lan mbukak mudhun ing kumpulan lan nyedhot Max kang kontol kanggo patang jam lan nglanggar siji jam sampeyan sing bener nggoleki asu lan njaluk logam iki kaya aku duwe nengen Pendhaftaran kiwa penthel." Damara said pointing to her sign on her uniform.
"Just sign right here ladies." A man behind them said holding out a clipboard and two outfits.
"Ya sing Max dhewek paling cendhak nanging aku nyedhot sembarang kontol ana prakara apa yen tak kula iki nggoleki bokong logam Enteni punika iki malah nyata emas panjenengan taek?" Dmara said looking to the man she was sitting on.
The man laughed and stroked her hair. "I don't understand what the fuck you ever say but you're hot so I hired you."
Damara smiled and kissed his grubby gross check. "Sing begja Amérika manungsa. Aku kowe akeh banget. Aku nyedhot Panjenengan kontol paling apik lan jancok kowe paling angel." Damara said resting her head on his shoulder.
"Do you even know any American?" He asked.
It grew silent and she raised a finger up to her lips and whispered slowly. "I…like…AmeeeriicAN."
He patted her head and smiled. "Let's get to work girls." The man said as he gestured to the building to his right. "We open tomorrow."
"Aku bakal nyedhot dadi luwih kontol sesuk ..." Damara grumbled as she bit her lip and looked up at Kanaya. "Kabeh luwih ndhelikake banged lan ngadeg marang tembok." Damara laughed as she stroked the hobo's face. "Aku nang sampeyan duwe cilik bayi jago nanging aku isih tresna sampeyan.."
"Okay so I may need to get someone to translate what the fuck she's saying." He nervously laughed and looked at Damara. "I have a feeling she wants to kill me."
"Aku bakal nyedhot Panjenengan kontol dadi hard bengi iki yen sampeyan pengin kula kanggo aku wanti-sing dipengini." Damara whispered into his ear.
"She said something about doing whatever you want." Vriska said chewing on her nails.
"So you understand what she's saying?" He said looking over at Vriska nervously.
"Trust me she will not kill you unless you fire her or not say you love her back. Try saying…" she whispered. "Aku tresna Panjenengan susu."
He grabbed Damara's shoulders and looked into her eyes and said."Aku tresna Pankenengan susu."
Damara's whole face lit up and she yelped.
Then they got to work.