This one's by MikiCHU07. She also says that it's OOC. We chose a random prompt for this one and she got the toilet.
France x Romano crack one shot
Title: Romano, France and the Toilet
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"This is fucking stupid."
Romano was going to Spain, France and Prussia's shared house at the insistence of the tomato bastard. He didn't want to go, but his fratello insisted as well, saying that Spain might get upset. An upset Spaniard is a Spaniard he didn't want to deal with.
He turned the doorknob and was surprised to see that the house was empty. "Oi! Tomato bastardo! Why'd you-a call me here?!" he shouted. He decided to sit on the couch to wait for any of the trio. He tapped his foot impatiently.
Romano felt his stomach hurt. 'Shit I forgot to go to the toilet…' he thought, rushing to the door with a very big and very obvious sign saying "BATHROOM".
However, in his haste, he forgot to lock the door and open the lights. He figured he'd be able to shit in the dark anyway. Meanwhile, the BTT just got home from a nearby bar. France desperately needed to pee and the line in the bathroom of the bar was awfully long that's why they had to go home PRONTO!
France ran in the bathroom, opened the door and turned on the lights and was very surprised to see a very surprised and a very red Italian. "WHAT THE FUCK, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M-A SHITTING HERE?!" Romano shouted at the surprised Frenchman.
"I'm sorry mon ami! But I desperately need to PEE!" France said pushing Romano off the toilet, who landed on his bare ass and hastily pulling up his pants and scurrying off before France could unzip his pants.
"Oh Romano! Mi tomate! Where have you been?" Spain asked the Italian, who was red and refused to speak. After a while, France emerged from the bathroom, a grin plastered on his face. "I have seen what ze two of you have never seen before!" he said, smirking.
"STOP IT! STOP-A TALKING ABOUT MY-A TUSHIE!" Romano screamed, running outside, much to the confusion of Spain and Prussia.
THE END.
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A/N: I laughed so hard when I read this and wondered about five things.
1)Wow they shared a house? Never knew that.
2)Can't France just pee anywhere since he's a dude and all? (But that would just make the story not happen.)
3)Wasn't there a thing whatever it's called where dudes pee in the bathroom? (She said unfortunately no.)
4)And if France just push Romano off the toilet wasn't there shit coming outta his ass or sumthin'? and he fell so does that mean it smudged the floor and he just pulled his fucking pants like that and didn't bother to wash or sumthin' and didn't his shit get all over his pants and why did France just used the toilet like a boss without flushing? (She said he did flush but she didn't mention it HA!)
5)AND DIDN'T AT LEAST ONE OF THEM SMELL ANYTHING?!