This one's by my friend who doesn't have an ff account. She doesn't really know much about hetalia but she knows some stuff about it so the characters are kind of ooc.

The prompt that she got was zombie…this is PURE CRACK. My reaction to this was like "WTF dude this is so sick!"

France x Prussia one shot. PURE CRACK.

Title: WTF France?!

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"Bonjour, mon ami~" France greeted. "Sup." Prussia greeted back. "I brought my friend. Say hello. He is Prussia." "What the fuck France? A zombie? A FRIEND?!" "Hngapldgzbd." The zombie greeted. "He's going to join our adventure in touching buns!" The zombie scratched his butt. "But first, let's have 'it' with us first!" "FUCK NO-" Prussia was dragged into a closed room with France and the zombie friend, looking excited. *click* the door's locked. "AAH. FUCK NO. DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR ROTTEN FLESH! GERMANY, HEELP YOU MOTHERFUCKER."

~Happily Ever After~