This one's by MikiCHU07. The prompt she got was a chair. She also said it's OOC.
France x America one shot CRACK
Title: FrUS and a chair
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America was busy looking for a chair because he's beloved couch got destroyed due to a freak accident involving England and his magic. He decided to look for a chair since couches are more expensive. Duh.
France was also looking for a chair because he wanted to sit on his majestic, freshly mown lawn, but he didn't want to ruin it's wonderful grassy glory. DUH.
Finally, America and France found the most perfect chair in the whole store. The WHOLE CHAIR was polished oak, and the seat was cushioned with a dark blue pillow with flowy designs. It was so beautiful and majestic and perfect that their eyes became misty with tears. Holy meatballs.
America and France grabbed the chair at the same time and stared at each other with pure RAEG in their eyes.
"Dude, I picked this chair first." The American hissed. "Mon ami, I believe zhat zhis chair belongs to MOI." The Frenchman yanked the chair away from America who stumbled back in a pile of cushions/pillows/fluffy stuff.
France felt sorry for America, then remembered his precious majestic lawn. Then, just about when all hell was going to BREAK LOOSE, a mysterious man duplicated the perfect chair and the copy fell on France's foot. France threw the other chair at America, but missed and hit England instead.
"OW! What was that for, you bloody frog?!" England said and was about to continue when he saw the majestic perfection of a chair floating over to America, who had his arms outstretched towards the chair.
The power of pity and love and rage was so great that it gave the chair the ability to float.
America's forgiveness for France was…not so great, that he accepted the magical flating chair. He got so excited he ran out.
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France paid for both chairs.
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The mysterious dude was Romano.
THE END~