This one's by me AGAIN. This is seriously OOC especially ENGLAND no I'm not kidding. The prompt I got was a closet.
England x Romano one shot PURE CRACK AND IGGY'S OOCNESS.
Title: The world within the closet
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Ok, zombies we're taking over the world and the countries got separated running away from the fleshy freaks. Somehow, England and Romano ended up together. The two of them ran inside an abandoned house and they were surprised to see that there was nothing inside but a shitty, worn out-looking closet.
They had no choice but to go inside for the herd of zombies were right at their tail. They opened the closet doors which exposed the closet's glory and were surprised to see what was inside.
"What- WHAT IN THE FUCKING WORLD IS THIS BULLSHIT?!"
The closet held another world where unicorns, fairies and all the other things that are magical and mystical were in there. The sky in there was so blue and the sun was so bright that everything sparkled at each step (even the grass!).
"I-it's, it's enough to make a grown man cry… BUT NOT THIS MAN! Tear, go back in there. (Virtual cookies to those who know the reference)" England's tear suddenly got swallowed by his eye. Romano looked at him with disgust.
"Shit man, stop creeping the fuck out of me, dammit!"
They turned their heads and saw that the zombies were just right outside so they went inside without a second thought and locked the doors (which strangely disappeared). England then went to his magical friends laughing, smiling doing shit he usually does with his (un)existing friends. Romano just sat down and hugged his legs by the nearby tree. 'Great, first zombies invade the fucking universe now I'm stuck with this fucking eyebrow psycho in a fucking universe which doesn't even exist FOR THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE!' Romano lowered his head. 'I haven't missed that tomato bastard like this before…I'd rather be with him and shit than to be here.' Romano thought as his eyes drooped and sleep overcame him.
They were stuck there for the rest of their lives and lived happily ever after. Somehow, England and Romano got married and spent the rest of their lives frolicking in the sparkly meadows and for the other countries… let's just say they ate brains for a living.
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