Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Hello, welcome to Sunnydale. I'm so glad you decided to move here.
Here's a welcome basket. Inside are some crosses and holy water, also a pamphlet with a few tips for living here.
A few words of advice though, be careful when going outside after dark and don't invite in anyone you don't know.
Also here are some travel size stakes, which are for killing vampires. Always go for the heart.
Hey wait! Where are you going?
Why do they always move after they get the welcome basket and my speech?