A/N: So, I hope you guys liked the last chapter. Sorry it took me a while to update. To apologize, I have two victims for you today.

Lunar: So, Bella, know who you're picking?

Bella: Yes I do know.

Lunar: Oh, who?

Bella: You shall see, my dear~

Edward tried to search his wife's thoughts to see who she was picking next and what she would ask them to do. Bella has her shield fastened tightly around her mind and Alice's mind as well, so he couldn't see the future like Alice. He gulped, fearing that he was going to be picked and embarrassed by his own mate. She has quite the poker face on, Eddie. Emmett teased his brother with his thoughts.

"Maybe now you'll think twice about leaving your underwear lying around the house, Ed." Alice giggled, making the rest of their siblings laugh along with her. He swallowed, fearing the worst.

"My love, truth or dare?" Bella asked innocently, batting her lashes at her mate. Edward glared back at Bella, not knowing which to pick. In the end, he chose truth.

"Don't have the balls to pick dare, man?" Jasper snickered as he teased the mind reader vampire.

"Would you pick dare if Bella had chosen you?" Edward retorted, his glare going towards his brother instead of his wife. Jasper stayed quiet for moment as he thought, then shook his head frantically, fear in his eyes.

"So, baby.." Bella crawled onto Edwards lap, kissing up and down his jaw. "You should relax, why are you so tense?" she teased him, giggling softly as he went back to glaring at her.

"Let's get this over with, Isabella. What do you want to know?"

"Are you in a hurry, my love? It's okay, I won't bite." Bella winked as Edward groaned, causing the rest of the room to laugh again. Everyone was enjoying his discomfort, especially his wife. "Okay, okay.. List your number one fetish."

The bronze haired vampire was surprised to have been asked such an intimate question. But he wasn't about to chicken out. "The idea of having food eaten off of my body sounds very.. enticing.."

"That can't be your top fetish, Eddie Boy!" Em groaned, poking his brothers side. "Come on, really. Any dirty fantasies or filthy little roleplays? Nothing?" Rosalie rolled her eyes and slapped the back of her mates head so hard that his head hit the floor. The big vampire yelped, taken by surprise as he rubbed the back of his head. "Rosie!"

"Well then, we'll have to take care of that little fetish when we're alone.." Bella whispered into Edwards ear, winking when she pulled away to sit back down on the floor and next to Alice.

It took Edward a while to gather his thoughts together and he tried to shake off the lust that had creeped up on him. "Emmett." he smirked, cocking his eyebrow and waiting for his brother to pick.

"Dare. Unlike you, I'm not a coward." the big guy snickered, waiting for his dare.

"Go to Esme's closet and wear her most revealing lingerie." Edward smirked, not batting an eyelid as he spoke. There was tension in the air and no one breathed, as if they were too afraid to do so.

"Now that's a dare!" Em chortled as he ran up to the master bedroom.

Everyone was in shock. No one would dare to do anything if they wished to live. "He's a moron. I've married a moron. A moron and a dead man." Rosalie whispered, her eyes wide as she spoke those words.

"Technically, we're all dead." Jasper coughed out, his accent making it hard to understand him since he was speaking so low.

"Do I look hot, Rosie?" Emmett leaned against the wall, showing off the red lace panties and bra that he wore-which barely covered his groin, too. He was also wearing Esme's red jimmy-joos, the ones that she loves so much.

"My eyes!" Alice shrieked, covering her face and hiding it into Bella's lap. "I need to use bleach to clean them after what they just saw!"

"Esme will kill you if she finds you like this, man." Jasper said as he rubbed his mates back, trying to comfort her. Honestly, Eddie, did you have to dare Em to do that?

"I did, Jasper. And the reason will be here in three.."

Everyone turned to Edward, their eyes wide as he counted down.

"..two..."

Emmett let out a yelp as he tried to run back up the stairs. But it didn't go as the buff vampire had hoped. His balance failed him because of Esme's heels and he ended up falling face first on the floor. Right in front of the door as it opened.

"One."

There was a loud shriek and everyone ran to the doorway, watching as Carlisle and Esme stood in front of Emmett.

"H-Hey.. Daddio.. Mommio.. What's up?" Emmett asked, trying to act casual as he lay on the floor.

"Emmett McCarty Cullen! What the hell do you think you're doing wearing my things?" the usual warm and loving sound of Esme had turned into the scream of a banshee as she cussed out her rebellious and mischievous son. Carlisle stood traumatized in the doorway as he stared down at his son.

A/N: Remember to review what truth/dare you want next! And I also need a cover photo for this story, so if you want you guys can make one and send me a message saying that you made one! :)