I decided to expand and finish this fic. Originally I was going to leave it as a oneshot. But I looked back and found I had written so much more. So I decided to finish it! One chapter after this, and it's already written, just gotta upload it. :D I miss the Death Note days. Does anyone still read DN fanfics?

Not much happens this chapter, but it's building up to the next which will be posted within the week.

For more humor check out the spin-off of this story posted as it's own thing! You can see how they cope with using the bathroom... ;D

Chapter 2

"Any progress on the machine?" Questioned Nello to Matt, who was scribbling vigorously on a few blueprints, intently hunched over his work.

"Er, not really, it takes a while..." Matt mumbled back.

"Well hurry it up!"

"Hey hey, I have to figure out how to split the molecules and rearrange them correctly, or else you might end up with missing essential parts, or parts in the wrong places…"

"Could you let me out now?" Interrupted Roger wearily from inside the cage that he was placed in, tears rolling down his eyes anime-style.

Snap. Went a piece of chocolate. "No." Snapped Nello, accompanying the chocolate.

"B-but this is cruel and unusual punishment!"

"Well I'M cruel AND UNUSUAL right now!" Responded Nello. Which promptly shut Roger up with a whimper, and a few scooches towards the back end of the cage.

"Umm, Near, what are we going to do about our meeting with the Japanese police force?" Asked Lidner, looking at Nello like nothing was wrong.

"Hush!" Went Gevanni, and followed in a quiter tone, "Mello doesn't know about the meeting yet!"

"Uh, I actually, uh-" She replied while scratching her cheek, moving her eyes back and forth.

"Yes, well despite your gossip girling with Mello, the plan will continue as planned." Nello (Near) said, while playing with a piece of his hair.

"No, it's a stupid plan. You're going to kill yourselves." Responded Nello (Mello), trying to give Near, and thus himself, a stern glare. Only succeeding in staring at his feet and yelling, "Agh! This isn't working! I can't yell at you without looking like I'm a freaking idiot trying to see his chin!"

"Oh hey isn't that what we used to do when we were little?" Matt inserted into the conversation, while furiously continuing to draw on the blueprints to the soon to be new and improved machine.

"N-no! Why would we do anything that stupid!?" Nello (Mello) coughed out, quite obviously embarrassed.

"Well why do you think it's such a stupid plan? Hmm? Mello?" Nello questioned, taking a lock of his short golden hair in hand and twirling it.

"Hey stop that! I don't want half my head to be curly!" Exclaimed M-Nello. But despite that, Near slowly dropped to the floor, and laid his head on the ground. "WTF are you doing!? Why are we on the ground!?"

"Felt like it."

"Would you guys stop yelling, I'm trying to concentrate." Interjected Matt. Nello simply responded by turning his head to look at him. "And why does it seem like only Near's there? I hear Mello, but you're acting like Near."

"Because I'm superior, that's why."

"..."Everyone just turned to stare at Nello, awaiting Mello's response.

"..." went Nello.

"Wow, Near is in control over Mello."

"CURSES!" Nello shouted, causing everyone to jolt up in surprise. Even Matt dropped his pencil in fright.

"oh sorry, he slipped." Nello responded calmly.

"A-anyways, about the meeting..." Lidner started.

"28th at 1pm. We can't make any changes." Said N-Nello. The SPK nodded their heads in understanding.

"...are Matt and I going to?" M-Nello asked.

"Of course you must go. I must go too, after all. Whether Matt wants to go or not depends on him." Replied N-Nello, looking at Matt to see his response.

"No thanks. I don't really like going outside." Matt responded, taking some time to look at Nello.

"Wait. We should try to get rid of Kira's helpers first of all. That Takada chic should probably be the first to go. She has too much influence in the real world, and connections to Kira. She's been helping him a lot."

"No, we-" But Near didn't get to finish his sentence as Mello abruptly cut him off.

"NO! We're doing it my way first! I'm not just going to let you walk us to our deaths!"

"Mello," said Lester calmly, "we have to trust that Near knows what he's doing, even if our lives are at risk." Lester quickly turned to Nello and gave him a stern gaze. Like when a parent looks at a child, knowing that they did something wrong.

"What is wrong with you people!? You just follow him like a flock of sheep!"

"I think we should try Mello's plan." Matt stated monotonously, causing everyone to stare at him.

"Finally someone agrees with me!" M-Nello shouted, throwing his arms into the air. But suddenly Nello's face turned monotonous.

"Oh? And why is that?" Questioned N-Nello.

"Look," Matt sighed, putting his pencil down for a break. "When you play a game, you beat the minions up first then go in for the big boss. So we should take Takada out first. Then go for Kira."

With a sigh N-Nello responded "I see your point. I guess we could throw a little detour in my plan."

"Are you sure about this Near?" Asked Lidner. "Since this is Mello's plan, it's bound to be dangerous..."

"Yes. So what is your plan Mello?" N-Nello said while curling a lock of hair.

"..." Nello responded.

"Mello?" Matt asked, giving Nello a strange look.

"..."

"Did something happen?" Gevanni questioned.

"I do not know." Answered N-Nello. After a few moments of staring at Nello, Near finally exclaimed, "oh. Oops." Which caused everyone to snap out of their confused dazes.

"SCREW YOU NEAR!" Nello suddenly screamed.

"W-what just happened!?" Shouted Roger from in his cage.

"THAT SHEEP BUTT WASN'T LETTING ME TALK."

"I said oops."

"WHAT DOES THAT MATTER!?"

"Just tell us your plan Mello."

"FINE!" M-Nello shouted, finally calming down. Everyone gathered around to listen. Well, everyone except Roger, who was still stuck in that cage.

Narrator: And so Mello told everyone his plan.

Dark Alley with Car and Motorcycle parked next to it

"Ready Matt? This is it." Asked M-Nello, his heart quickly pounding, as he stared off into the brightly lit streets of Japan, taking what could be his last bite of chocolate, and gripping his helmet tightly.

"Ready as I'll ever be." Matt grunted, taking a puff of his cigarette and pocketing his PSP. He too turned to look at the city. And they both turned to look at each other, which could possibly be for the last time.

"Are we going yet?" N-Nello asked, breaking the tranquil silence.

"EHFIEWS NEAR!?"

"What?"

"WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A BEST FRIENDS MOMENT HERE."

"Whatever. Let's go."

"You'd better not interfere during the plan. Don't even say anything! You're know-it-all-ness will throw off my game!"

"No worries. I won't do a thing."

"Yeah yeah." And with that, Nello went to fist bump Matt, and Matt got into his car and started to drive away...but before he was gone...

"Mello." Said Matt, rolling the window down.

"Yeah?"

"Just so you know, in case anything happens,"

"which it won't." M-Nello interjected.

"Sure, anyways. I never imagined I'd every see you with curly blonde hair. And, I have to say, if you grow it out you'd look like Bo Peep. Bye!" Matt smirked, hitting the brakes and driving off. Nello could only stare in shock. But he smirked in the end.

"You better live, idiot."

Author's note: Hey! There's going to be more narration from now on. And you'll hear the characters' thoughts occasionally. I just thought it'd suit this part better. Just an FYI to not confuse you all. Now on with the story!

They had him surrounded. Twelve cars vs. one. The outcome was obvious. They all got out of their respective cars, gun in hands, all aimed toward the redhead standing outside of his car.

"What's the point in firing..."

A shot sounded.

Inside a Flower Truck

I've seen his face! It looks like the man Light told me about. He has the blond hair, and his face looks like the drawing. Takada thought, quickly taking out the piece of death note in her bra. Light will be so happy! But if I do it while he drives...I'll...And if I wait, I might not be able to write his name in time...oh I got it! And with that thought, she pictured her abductor's face as she scribbled:

Mihael Keehl, dies after parking the truck.

The fire burned.

Yay that's it for now! I've already finished the last chapter, and will upload in a day or two after I proof read. Look forward to it :D Sorry not much happened in this chapter, it's just to get the plot rolllllinnnng. Comments on improving my writing or this story appreciated. ^-^