Sayuhm sat on the floaty metal thing in the middle of the ocean, watching Gladwrapeel sing loudly at the water.
"NeaRR FAAARRR WHEREVER U AREEEEE" Gadreal yodelled.
Suddenly, an angry looking angel rose out of the sea. It was michael, carrying lucifer out from the depths of the bermuda triangle where the cage was secretly located
"You're interfering with my make out session with Lucy-loo" Michael said in a frowny voice
"Im surry MickeyD" said Sam, "well go somewhere else k"
"k" said satan

The boot sailed in the ocean away from mickle and evil incarnate. They looked up in the sky to see a cool red-haired lady sitting on the shoulders of a flying hawk man.
"CONE-ITCHY-WA!" said Gaddy, waving ecstatically.
The lady shot him and then flew away on the hawkguy
"Owie" said gadreel, picking his heart off the ground and putting it back in his chest, "what a meaner-wiener"
Sam nodded in an attractive mousse way.
"ye"

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"Cas, there's something wrong with Sam," Dean muttered into the phone, "I need you to get your feathery ass over here and help me out."
Dean hung up and placed the phone down on the table. Cas hadn't answered any of his phones and Dean was starting to get a little worried. He glanced over at the ghost of Kevin, who was currently trying to read a book, his progress hampered by the fact that he was constantly falling through the floor.

"Hey Danny Phantom," said Dean, "You heard anything weird on the ghost wire recently?"

Kevin gave him an unamused glare before his face went blank as it usually did when he was listening to the other ghosts trapped in the veil.

"I'm not hearing any-" Kevin stopped, hands flying up to clutch his head. He dropped to his knees.

"Kevin!" Dean ran to the ghost's side, "Kevin talk to me, what happened?"

Kevin was twitching like mad, his dead eyes fixed upon some horror invisible to Dean. Then, as quickly as the strange behaviour had started. It stopped.
At least, Dean thought it had stopped.

'"D-dean-kun," Kevin said.

"Oh fuck," Dean said, backing away.

"Dean-kun what's the matter?" Kevin said, "Did I hurted your feelings? catface emoticon!"

"Fuck,fuck,fuck" Dean continued, preparing to turn and run.

"Deanie-kun don't you wuv me anymore? Sad-face emoticon!" Kevin began tearing up, his eyes growing in size.

"FUCK," Dean yelled, sprinting out of the room, grabbing his bag as ran.

"DEANIEE-KUUUUn!"

Dean slammed the bunker door shut. Kevin's wails could still be heard from within the bunker. Dean shivered, whatever had affected Sam and Gadreel had got to Kevin too. He needed to fix this, and he needed to fix it fast.

~Back in the Ocean~

Gadreel and Sam were still on the boat. They were very happy and were doing the smoochy. Then meg materialised in the boat.
"GUyZ! Im TOTEs FInALLY bACK alIVE!" she said, then she saw Sam and Gadreel kssing
"FOOK THAT" she said, and died bcus she thought it was gross.
"Wow rude," said Gadrool.
There was a flappy flap sound and then CasSysass was standing on the boat with them.
"Sam, I need to tell you somethi-" He took in the fabfab sight of Gaddydaddy in Sam's arms, "it appears I am too late. "
"Cas! U wANNA JoiN US?" Sam said.
Cas stared at him.
Then flew away.
Again.
"SAM I thOughT was OnLY oNE 4 u!" gadreel cried, "Did U ChEat oN ME foR CatsTiLE?"
'NO BbY!" Sam said, "it jokE!"
"oh, k then" Gadreel said.
They sailed into the sunset.

Not just the view to, they literally sailed into the setting sun cus they r rly hot and whatever.