L8r, after they had dun the sun tour thing, serm and gadd flew back down to the ground becus there boat had burnt up from the hotness.

"that was so awesum" said gradpeel

"yeah" said sam majestically, his hair flying around his head.

"I wuv you a lot" said gadreel "love you 4eva"

"well I love you 5eva" replied sam

"6eva"

"7eva!"

"8eVA!"

There was the quiet

"s-sam?" said gadreel, eyebrows widening " don't u wuv me 9 eva?"

Sam opened his mouth to say he loved gladwrap infinityeva, but suddenly something grabbed gadreel.

"owie don't touch my booty!" scremed gadereal"

"GAdDY NoO!" sed Sam

The thingie took gaddy away and sam prolapsed to his knees.

"I will avenged you bby!" sam whispered dramatically.

Elsewhere

The impala ground to a halt on the side of the road. Dean cursed, whacking the steering wheel with both his hands before slouching back in the seat, groaning.

Just his luck that his seemingly endless supply of car petrol had run out at a time like this. Dean whipped out his phone and stared at it.

No new messages.

"Dammit," muttered Dean, throwing the useless thing on the passenger seat.

Despite all his attempts, none of his contacts were answering him. He was stuck, miles from the bunker, with no idea who else had fallen to… to whatever the hell it was. Dean cast a glance at the rapidly setting sun, it was winter, and he'd left his spare clothes in the bunker in his haste to escape.

"Fuck you sunset," Dean grumbled.
"Dean, I do not think it is physically possible to have intercourse with a sunset," Cas said from where he was now sitting in the passenger seat.

"SON OF A BITCH," Dean yelled, rubbing his head from where he had knocked it on the car roof, "how'd you even get your wings back anyway?!"

Cas continued, seemingly unaware of the hunter's outburst, "however, given the… situation this week, I'm not sure those rules still apply."
Dean couldn't help it as a huge grin split across his face.

"Cas, you would not believe how glad I am to hear you talk like that," Dean paused, "no homo though…"

Another pause.

"Okay maybe a little ho-"
"Dean, your sexuality is not relevant to the current conversation."

"Yeah, yeah of course," Dean nodded, a light blush spreading across his cheeks.

They sat in silence for a while, Dean fidgeting uncomfortably as Cas scrutinised him.

"Dean.." Cas began, "are you sure you're alright?"

"Y-yeah, I'm great," Dean frowned internally, he never spoke like this, what the hell was going on? "Yup, all fine diddly dine over here in Dean Town, all cupcakes and pie here yupyup."
Cas squinted.

"Cas MAKE The SWEeT LovIN' TO ME RIGHT nOW!" Dean clamped a hand over his mouth as soon as he said the words, staring at Cas with wide eyes.

The angel had inched away from him, hand on the car door.

"C-Cas what the hell was that," Dean asked, bringing his hand away from his mouth, "Cas, whatever got Kevin and Sam, it's getting to me too isn't it?"

Cas nodded grimly.

"Shit."

There is plot. by plot i mean butts.

butts