Hey Hi Hello everyone! I know it's taken me a while to update, but just bear with me, okay?

Okay.

Warnings: The two don't use the kindest language towards each other.

~Alois P.O.V

I huffed and threw my bags into my makeshift room. If Ciel wanted to be a stupid judgmental fucktard that actually listened to the rumors about me at school, then so be it. I sighed and flopped back on the couch. Dust wafted up from the cushions, engulfing my nose.

"Shit!" I coughed, waving my hands around and swatting the dust from my face. After the dust settled and coated my clothes, I decided the best way to pass time was to play on my phone. I whipped it out and pulled up Tumblr, just to see I had no connection. Not only was I missing Wi-Fi, but the hotel was completely lacking of a strong network. I held it up to see if it would fix the problem, but I got nothing. I tried standing up and stretching, and still nothing. I finally gave up and walked into the bedroom to see Ciel reading a book on the bed. I rolled my eyes. I hopped up on the bed and stretched for a signal.

"Um, excuse me. What the hell are you doing in my room?"

"Calm it, fuckface. I need bars." I said, lunging onto the headboard for better leverage.

"Well can you get them somewhere else, dumbass?"

"Since you asked so politely..." I cooed, then gave him the finger.

"Yes! One bar!" I screamed, instantly firing up my Tumblr app. Ciel threw a pillow at me, causing me to lose my balance and fall completely off the bed. I groaned and picked up my phone to see I had lost connection again.

"You little shit!" I hissed, pushing Ciel off the bed. He rolled and landed on his ass with a thud, and I burst out laughing.

"It's not that funny, fucker." Ciel muttered, standing up and brushing himself off. He threw the pillow at me, but this time I caught it and set it down on the bed.

"I'm not staying here if I don't have any Wi-Fi." I muttered, turning my phone on again.

"Well then please leave." Ciel snorted, picking up his book and getting back on the bed.

"Gladly." I picked up the bedside phone and dialed the front desk.

"Hello?"

"Um, hi. I'm Alois Trancy, in room 9-"

"Oh, I know who you are, dear. We don't have any other guests at the moment!"

"...Right. Anyways, is there any chance you have a network close by?"

"Oh, not around here dear. When the big phone companies were plotting their cell towers, they skipped right over us."

"Okay. Is there anyway you could get me a cab? I'd like to be taken home."

"Oh, I'm afraid I cant do that. All winners must stay their won time in the resort, or they must pay a fine."

"And how much is the fine?" I sighed, reaching for my wallet.

"Well, since you just got here, and you won a two week stay," She says, typing numbers into a calculator. "The total comes up to $2,456."

I gawked at the price, sliding my wallet back in my pocket. "U-um okay. Never mind then, looks like I'm staying."

"Wonderful! Enjoy your stay!" She cooed before hanging up. I sighed and sat on he vacant side of the bed.

"Can you get off my bed please?"

"Save it, Eyepatch." I dialed line 2 for Sebastian.

"You have no network connection. Please test connection and try again."

"Oh, come ON!" I said, slamming the phone down.

"What's wrong? Couldn't get your way, princess?" Ciel remarked without looking up from his stupid book. I glared at him.

"Why, no, actually. Thanks for caring." I rolled my eyes. "Unless we want to pay a shit ton of money, we're kind of stuck with each other."

"Lovely." Ciel groaned, flipping a page. He inched away from me, and I stood and walked to the door.

"Oh, yeah. Sorry, don't want to get you sick with my countless sexual diseases or anything."

"Thanks."

"Fuck you."

"No thanks." Ciel muttered, flipping another page. I rolled my eyes and walked back into the living area, slamming Ciel's door in the process. I huffed and slumped into the couch, surrounding myself in dust again.

XxXxXxX

"Dammit Ciel! Hurry the hell UP!" I yelled, banging on the door for the hundredth time. The fucker can call anyone he wants a princess, but he takes an eternity in the shower. I sighed, pulling my dusty shirt over my head and tossing it on top of my suitcase. I tousled my hair in the bedroom mirror until Ciel finally emerged from the steamy room.

"I need to wash rinse and repeat twice before I can even think about getting out-" He started, but paused when he looked down at my lean torso. I quirked an eyebrow at him.

"...What?"

"Why the hell are you shirtless?"

"Calm your balls, I'm not trying to seduce you or anything." I scoffed, looking him over dramatically.

"...Good." He said after a while of just staring. Weird.

"Dick."

"No, thanks. I'm straight." He retorted, looking in his suitcase for clothes. I actually laughed.

"Oh, god." I said between laughs. Ciel looked up at me half confused and half pissed. "That, now that is hard to believe, man." Ciel looked at me confused before he realized what I was talking about.

"Fuck off, man." He growled. I laughed again before walking into the bathroom.

XxXxXxX

Ciel was reading the same book when I walked out of the bathroom. I walked over to the closet to get an extra blanket for the couch, to find the container empty. I turned back to Ciel to see him sitting on top of all the blankets.

Bastard.

"Ciel, can I get a blanket?" I huffed. It was too late and I was too tired for this.

"I don't know, can you?" He smiled at his book.

"Oh, come on." I groaned. "Just fucking one." He raised an eyebrow at me.

"What? You cant stand to think about the small possibility that you might use the same blanket as me, even though there's like 5 in this room?" I cocked my head to the side as a joke, but Ciel glanced up at me and then back at the book. "Dude. Seriously?" I was a bit offended knowing I was dead on. I turned and left the room, grabbing my sweatshirt and pulling it on.

"What are you doing?" Ciel asked from his new position in the doorway.

"Oh, no. Don't be concerned about my well being now, you bastard." I said, pulling on some sweatpants. "You can keep the fucking blankets. I hope you wrap yourself in a big fluffy fucking blanket ball and bask in the knowledge that I'm out here with nothing. I hope you fall asleep in that ball because it's just so fucking warm, and the blankets slowly inch up and suffocate you. I really hope that happens, honestly." I snarled at Ciel, and he just stood there.

"Well I'm sorry that I don't want to share-" before he could finish, I stormed up to him and pushed him into his room.

"Good fucking night, Ciel." I said before slamming the door.

So that was...something.

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Until next time, Darlings!

~Alix