I know I said chapter two was the sequel, not second chapter, to this. The reason is because when I first wrote it, it was only going to be a separate one-shot. I changed it to be a second chapter because of the review from Jay aka Jordan. And to Invader Johnny, you are very right in your question from last chapter.
I'm gonna try to keep these chapters taking place where the last one ended, or at least close to it. I'm also aiming to keep these humorous.
If anyone has any ideas for the name of this fic, let me know. I want to change the name since it's no longer a Halloween based one-shot, but I can't think of anything yet.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'VicTORious' or its characters.
No POV
"Seriously, where's my g-string? That thing wasn't cheap." Jade asks as Tori sits in silence, staring at nothing.
"You told my parents, in a note, that we fucked?" Tori asks, staring at Jade. "What the hell is wrong with you?" She asks, staring at Jade incredulously.
"What? They're okay with it. You know your dad likes me because I can't get you pregnant." Jade says, shrugging her shoulders.
"You know what, Jade?" Tori says, standing up.
"What?" Jade asks, worried by the eerily calm from Tori.
"I think I need to get you a chastity belt." Tori says, walking up the stairs.
"You're kidding, right?" Jade asks, worried a bit by Tori's words.
"No. Maybe if you're unable to get laid, you might be less likely to say stuff like you did." Tori says, heading towards her room.
"Tori, come on." Jade asks, worried, as she quickly follows Tori to her room.
"Oh, don't worry. I'll be cumming a lot more than you." Tori says, closing her door before Jade can walk in.
"Okay, you got me. You win. I won't say or write anything about our sex life again." Jade says, genuinely worried that Tori's 'threat' isn't a threat.
"Oh, I haven't even begun your torture." Tori says quietly, knowing Jade can't hear her. "I don't know, Jade. You really can't see, to help yourself. I think you need to learn a lesson." Tori says, smirking as Jade cautiously opens the door.
"What kind of lesson?" Jade asks, staring at Tori.
Without saying a word, Tori grabs a change of clothes and heads to her bathroom to shower. Ignoring the pleads from Jade, she closes and locks the door, fighting laughter.
"This is way more fun than it should be." Tori says with a snicker as she starts her shower, fighting laughter at the worry in Jade's tone at what she fears Tori might do.
Twenty minutes later, Tori walks out of her shower wrapped in a towel, a smirk on her face, as she wipes the fog off of the mirror.
"Tori!" Trina yells through the door. "Hurry up, I need to shower." She yells, pounding on the door.
"You have your own bathroom! Use it!" Tori yells as she dries off, changing into the yellow bra and thong combo she grabbed.
"But you have all my shampoo and body wash." Trina whines.
"Why did you put your stuff in my bathroom?" Tori asks with a sigh, putting on the yellow tank top and matching short skirt.
"I didn't. You must have put them there." Trina says when Tori opens the door, the towel she used to dry off wrapped around her hair, a robe around her, hiding her outfit from Jade.
"I never go in your bathroom." Tori says, closing the door behind her. "So what's the real reason, since you and I both know I never put them in mine." She says, preventing Trina from going into the bathroom.
"Never mind." Trina says with an odd smile as she leaves Tori's room.
"What the hell was that?" Tori asks, watching the closed door. "Jade, do you know what that was about?" She says, turning her head to face her girlfriend.
"It's Trina. Like I care about her." Jade says, looking up from her phone. "What's with the robe?" She asks when she notes the robe. "And why is it yellow? You know I despise yellow." She asks when she sees the color.
"This." Tori says, untying the knot and shrugging the robe off, smirking when Jade's eyes widen at the short skirt and tight tank top, as well as the color of the ensemble.
"I don't know if I should hit you or rip off your clothes and eat you." Jade says, eyes scanning Tori's body, stopping at the hips and breasts.
"Neither. Come on. Let's go to the park." Tori says, walking past Jade, purposely putting extra sway in her hips.
"Wait, the park? Why?" Jade asks, running to catch up with Tori.
"To feed the ducks." Tori says as if it was the simplest thing. "You're driving." She says, grabbing the last few slices of bread, leaving the unopened loaf in the breadbox.
"Of course I'm driving. You still don't have your license." Jade says, not trying to sound mean, but getting frustrated at how Tori's acting.
"Better start being nice." Tori says, opening the door. "Or the only action you'll ever get while we're dating is if you cheat on me or masturbate. And you know that if you cheat on me, my dad's shooting you." She says, closing the door behind her when Jade walks out.
"He will not." Jade says, unlocking her car, only going along with Tori's odd plan to humor the half-Latina. Okay, and in slight fear that Tori's threat about not getting laid isn't empty.
"He told you when we first started dating that if you break my heart in any way, he's shooting you." Tori points out, climbing in the passenger seat.
"He was serious about shooting me? I know he's be pissed at me, but shoot me?" Jade asks, closing her door and starting the car.
"He doesn't joke about shooting his gun." Tori says, not catching the possible innuendo.
"You did not just say that." Jade says, pulling away from the Vega house as she tries not to laugh.
"What? What's so funny about my dad shooting his gun?" Tori asks, confused by the humor Jade finds in that.
"Think about it, babe. We were talking about sex a moment ago, and then you go and say your dad doesn't joke about shooting his gun. Think, Vega." Jade says, driving towards the nearest park.
"I don't get it." Tori says almost a minute later, stuck on what Jade means.
"What thing, involved in sex, shoots things and is deadly, in certain circumstances, like a gun?" Jade asks, her laughter winning the fight.
"Oh, my God. Get your head out of the gutter." Tori says, groaning. "I so did not need to think about that." She says, shuddering.
"Hey, how do you think you got here? The stork?" Jade asks, laughing as she drives.
"That's it." Tori says, taking her PearPhone out and looking something up, a devious smile on her face.
"What, uh, what are you looking for?" Jade asks, all humor gone when she sees the smile on Tori's face.
"Did you know you can special order chastity belts custom designed?" Tori asks as an answer, smirking when she sees Jade's eyes widen.
"You're kidding, right?" Jade asks as she finally pulls into the gate of the park.
"You tell me." Tori says, showing Jade her phone, which indeed has a web page of chastity belts, a list of custom options, such as color, design, and others below an image. "I kinda want to get you a yellow one with bright pink trim." She muses, closing the page and pocketing her phone.
"You're kidding, right?" Jade asks again, not believing Tori. "And how did you find that page so fast?" She asks, finding a parking space.
"I was looking it up in while the shower got warmed up. Didn't you see me grab my phone?" Tori asks, feigning innocence as she climbs out.
"You are not ordering a chastity belt for me. You know those things can rust, right?" Jade asks, trying to deter Tori from her hopefully empty threat.
"The make them in a metal specially treated not to rust now." Tori says with a smirk. "Ooh, the duck pond." She says with a smile, running towards the duck pond with close to twenty ducks either wandering around the edge of the pond or in the water itself.
"Please tell me this is all a joke to get back at me for the note." Jade pleads, stopping a few years away from the pond.
"Okay. It's all a joke." Tori says in a tone almost believable, if it wasn't for the smirk on her face.
"Oh, hell." Jade asks, truly believing Tori is serious about everything, not seeing the way Tori is preventing herself from laughing now that her back is to the Goth, not wanting Jade to see her shoulders shaking from the laughter.
A half hour later, the last ten of which involved Tori dragging Jade to the pond to attempt, poorly mind you, to feed the ducks.
"I think I should invest in a vibrator and plenty of batteries." Jade says once both girls are back in her car.
"What about me? So now you're saying I can't get off, but you can?" Tori asks, buckling herself in.
"I'll buy you whatever you want. If this is what I have to look forward to after we have sex and I'm unable to stop myself from joking about it, I'll take the risk." Jade says, starting her car and pulling away, heading back to the Vega house.
"You know, this whole thing could've been avoided if you didn't write that note, right? Even the joking would've been fine, but a note?" Tori asks, serious. "Why would you do that? Did you do it purposely to humiliate me or something?" She asks, all joking aside.
"No. I wouldn't do something like that." Jade says, looking at Tori when they get to a red light. "I honestly didn't mean for your parents to see the note. I wasn't expecting them until around lunch time, not them coming home early. I was going to grab the note and cut it to shreds when we woke up, but they got home before I had the chance." She says, looking back at the road when the light turns green.
"Why would you write it in the first place if you were just planning to get rid of it?" Tori asks, staring fully at Jade.
"Because I was planning on making you breakfast, and I was going to 'accidentally' bring up the note for you to see while you ate. The cutting up would have happened after you freaked out to calm you down. I'm sorry." Jade says as she drives.
"I'm sorry." Tori says, feeling guilt. "I wasn't really going to buy a chastity belt or anything else. I just wanted you to not make jokes like that, especially to my parents." Tori admits, looking away now.
"Really? So, everything since your parents went upstairs was a joke?" Jade asks as she drives, glancing at Tori as she drives.
"Yeah?" Tori admits hesitantly.
"Damn." Jade says with a sigh, eyes on the road. "Kudos, Vega. You had me truly freaked all day. For that, and you better not tell anyone about this, I'm gonna buy you a strap on to use and you can fuck me and position you want. Hell, I'll even dress up as a slutty maid for you." Jade says as they near the Vega house. "I know how much you want me in a maid outfit." She says with a sexy whisper as she parks in her usual spot at the Vega's.
"Talk like that where anyone hears you, and I really will order a chastity belt." Tori warns, unbuckling herself and opening the door. "And the strap on better be purple and at least eight inches long." She adds by leaning into the still open door, smiling smugly when Jade freezes in her seat.
"Oh, I love her." Jade says as Tori heads to the front door, the Goth quickly following suit, after getting out and locking the doors.
Hope this chapter was okay. The 'failed' part of it was Tori admitting she was joking because of how Jade acted throughout and towards the end when she saw how bad Jade felt about the note, in case anyone was unsure.
As I mentioned above, if anyone knows any better name ideas for this fic, let me know in either a PM or review.
Thank you for reading, and I look forward to your reviews.
Blessed Be.