With Ben and Sonic; the two were sitting at a table at a Chinese Restaurant, looking at the menu.
"Hmmm, so many choices." said Ben.
"Yeah I know, but the Chinese come up with lots of meals." said Sonic, "More meals then the amount of chins on one of their phone books."
They continued to look at the menu.
"I think I'll get a combination C. That's Pork Chow Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork and Chicken, Pork Fried Rice, Beef Balamaki, and some Eggrolls." said Sonic.
Ben smirked.
"Combination D for me. Same stuff you'll get, but with an addition of Shrimp with Lobster sauce." said Ben.
A Chinese woman came to their table and spoke some Chinese.
Sonic spoke some Chinese as well before the woman wrote it all down and gave Ben a card with a phone number on it.
She then left.
Ben became confused.
"What did you tell her?" said Ben.
Sonic turned to Ben.
"I told her what we ordered." said Sonic.
"Then why do I have her phone number?" said Ben.
"I also told her that you were recently dumped and that you needed to lose your virginity real soon." said Sonic.
Ben became mad.
"YOU WHAT?!" yelled Ben.
Sonic chuckled.
"Gotcha, I said that you were an expert chiropractor." said Sonic.
Ben is shocked.
"You pulled another one on me." said Ben.
"Yeah, I know. I'm good." said Sonic.
"Well then, let's talk about relationships." said Ben.
Sonic chuckled.
"I already know of your past love lives. Japanese tennis player, movie star, Kraaho Hybrid, Tetramand Princess, and Incursian Princess." said Sonic.
"To be fair, the Tetramand and Incursian Princesses tried to come on to me." said Ben, "And tried to kill me."
Sonic laughed.
"How many alien Princesses want to marry and kill you?" said Sonic.
"Hundreds. But enough about my past love lives, any of interest from you?" said Ben.
Sonic did some thinking.
"Well, there was this one time shortly after moving into the mansion. I was engaged to a Kineceleran for some odd reason." said Sonic.
A flashback scene started and Sonic with his new appearance was running from a female Kinecerleran.
The flashback stopped.
"Wait a minute." said Ben.
He pushed the scene out of the way.
"If this happened after moving into the mansion, how do you have your new appearance in the flashback?" said Ben.
Sonic looked at the scene.
"Hold on." said Sonic.
He pulled out a pencil and changed the Sonic in the scene to his old appearance and showed it to Ben.
"Better?" said Sonic.
"Better." Ben said.
"Anyways." Said Sonic.
The flashback continued and Sonic was still running away from the alien before stopping in front of a wall.
"It's about time Sonic. Why have you been hiding?" said the Kinecerleran.
"I wasn't hiding." Said Sonic.
The alien smacked him across the face with her tail.
"I was sick." Said Sonic.
He was smacked again.
"My best friend's ship broke down." Said Sonic.
He was smacked across the face again.
"I needed a new suit." Said Sonic.
He was smacked once more.
"There was an earthquake." Said Sonic.
He was smacked again.
"A flood." Said Sonic.
He got smacked some more.
"Vilgax attacked." Said Sonic.
He was smacked one last time.
"It wasn't my fault." Said Sonic.
He was smacked again.
The flashback ended and Ben sat in his spot in shock.
"Wow. How did you get out of that?" said Ben.
"I convinced her that I had a girlfriend. I used Gwen's name and a picture of Amy Rose in order to get her off my tail and to get Amy off my tail as well." Said Sonic.
Ben became shocked.
"Why of all people, did you use your current girlfriend's name instead of Amy's name to get an alien away from you?" said Ben.
He soon realized something.
"Wait a minute, you had a crush on Gwen before you started dating each other." Said Ben.
Sonic became shocked.
"What? No, no, I never had one, I didn't." said Sonic.
Ben just sat down smirking.
"Yes you did." Ben said.
Sonic smirked.
"Ok I did." Sonic said.
"If you had a crush on her, why didn't you ask her out?" said Ben.
Sonic sighed.
"Because, if you have a crush on someone, you don't just walk over to her and be all like: 'Hey Gwen, I have such a major crush on you and would like to date you. Would you consider becoming my girlfriend?' It doesn't work that way." Said Sonic.
Ben laughed.
"I guess." He said.
Unknown to them Dave the Intern was watching this.
"Time to make my move." Said Dave.
He walked towards the table and pretended to trip and fall on his back.
"OH GOD, MY BACK AND TEETH, OH!" said Dave.
Ben looked down.
"Oh man, are you okay?" said Ben.
He helped Dave up.
"Yeah, I'll be fine." Said Dave.
He saw Ben and acted surprised.
"OMG, you're Benjamin Kirby Tennyson." Said Dave.
Ben smiled and revealed his omnitrix.
"Yep, guilty as charged." Said Ben.
Dave smiled.
"I am such a huge fan." Said Dave.
Sonic looked at Dave and became shocked.
He then turned to Ben.
"Benjamin, a word in private." Said Sonic.
Ben smiled.
"Excuse me." Said Ben.
Before he could stand up, Sonic grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him outside the restaurant.
"What's this all about?" said Ben.
"Did your mother drop you on your head as a child?" said Sonic.
Ben is shocked.
"No." Ben said, "Wait, do you have a problem with Dave?"
"Yeah, he's bad news." Said Sonic, "I should know, the nerdy appearance is just to throw you off."
"Yeah right, he's just some guy who's a fan of me." Said Ben.
Sonic became shocked.
"No dude, he's a fan of-"Sonic said before being interrupted by Ben.
"I don't want to hear another word out of your mouth about Dave." Said Ben.
With that Ben walked off mad leaving Sonic shocked.
Dave left the restaurant and followed Ben.
Sonic entered the restaurant and sat down at the table all alone.
The orders soon came.
"Screw it, I'm eating it all." Said Sonic.
However he sees G, Heidi, Phoenix, Debbie, and Kai sitting at another table and they saw what happened.
"We're you spying on us the whole time?" said Sonic.
"No we weren't. We didn't even hear you saying that you had a crush on your current girlfriend since you moved into the mansion." Said G.
"G." Debbie said.
Sonic sighed.
"Look I am sorry." He said, "I'm just worried about Ben spending time with Dave."
"Why?" said Heidi.
"This is going to come as a shock to all of you." Said Sonic.
"Try us." Said Phoenix.
Sonic sighed.
"Dave was Eggman's intern." Said Sonic.
G, Debbie, Phoenix, Heidi, and Kai looked at the readers shocked as suspenseful music started playing.
At another table, Kevin was looking at his cell phone.
"My bad, forgot to put the phone on vibrate." Said Kevin.
"No it was a good time for that." Debbie said.
G is mad.
"Well we will have to tell Eggman." G said.
"Yeah because he is over at the next table." Heidi said.
Everyone looked at a table with Eggman at it.
Sonic approached him.
Eggman saw Sonic who quickly pulled out a white flag.
"I come in peace." Said Sonic.
"What do you want?" said Eggman.
"Dave's back." Said Sonic.
Eggman turned to the readers shocked as Suspenseful music played.
Sonic turned to Kevin angrily.
"KEVIN!" yelled Sonic.
"It needed the moment." Kevin said.
"Wait, Dave, my old intern Dave has returned?" said Eggman.
"Yeah, worst of all, he's befriended Ben." Said Sonic.
"How bad is this Dave guy?" Phoenix asked.
"He stole my doomsday device and tried to use it to destroy the planet. I ended up building another Doomsday device to stop him." Said Eggman.
"Well, why didn't you just turn the one Dave stole off?" said G.
"Who puts an off switch on a doomsday device?" said Sonic.
"Someone who realizes he made a mistake and wants to redeem himself." G said.
Sonic was about to say something but thought of what G said.
"Ok that is a good point." Sonic said.
"I thought only morons did that." Said Eggman.
"Trust me G and I battled a guy who was a part of a team and wanted revenge on the creeps that killed his parents but realized he has people that cared each other and he realized his made a mistake and shots off his device. He is doing time but his team will have him back." Debbie said.
The group then noticed that Sonic was gone.
"Hey, where'd Sonic go?" said Kai.