A/N: Linderp is currently off looking at cat videos on Youtube and space-time theories on the science side of Tumblr. So, today the ~FAUBYULASH NEHKOH~ (me) shall be taking over! :3 So, even though she wishes it did, DGM and Akame ga Kiru do NOT belong to Linderp-sama! 3 GIVE ME A HUG!
Tatsumi: Ahhhh… *backs away very slowly*
Allen: …
Allen: …
Allen: …
Allen: *walks out of the room*
Allen woke up exactly as the sun rose past the distant mountains. He had forgotten all about last night's dreams.
He yawned and stretched luxuriously, peering at the brilliant hues of the early morning sky. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, Allen slid down the tree and strode towards the dirt road.
Damn, he was hungry. Obviously the first thing that came to Allen's mind was finding someone to annihilate at poker. Then he'd use his winnings to get all the food he could eat, which was a lot.
Hnnn. Does this dimension have mitarashi dango? Well, as long as there aren't any Kandas or Cross'.
He stopped jogging down the road as soon as he caught up to a run-down cart hauled by a couple of donkeys. It was headed in the same direction he was traveling, albeit very slowly.
"Oi!" He hollered. Not very gentlemanly, but he was hungry. And angry. He was hangry.
The man driving the cart stopped the donkeys and turned around. "Whaddya want? Can't a man lug his cabbages in peace?"
Allen blinked. "Uh, can I get a ride? Or eat a cabbage?"
Cabbage Man eyed him disdainfully. "Not 'nless you can pay, or fight well enough to act as a bodyguard."
"I can fight." The exorcist offered hesitantly.
"Wit' those skimpy arms? Short stature? No thanks. Bu' you can have a cabbage."
With that said, Cabbage Man slapped the donkeys' butts and drove off, leaving Allen behind in the dust.
"What a bloody twat." He complained, offended. He gnawed on a limp cabbage leaf and continued the trek to wherever the stupid path led to.
Allen stopped politely cursing British gibberish when he reached something that was a sign of human life.
Woah! A giant - wall.
It actually was very impressive, for it was very large and long. And as he neared it, Allen saw that there were entrances leading inside.
Allen tried getting in without the guards noticing, but tripped on a rat, of all things, and fell onto a burly sentry's foot.
"What business do you have in the great Capital? You visiting family? You want to become an Imperial Soldier?"
Allen decided to go along with whatever he was saying. "Aye, sir. I really want to become an Imperial Soldier. For honor and glory! To feed my family!" Am I overdoing things?
"Hmph. You'll soon find that, in the Capital, it's hard to get where you want if you don't have the money for it." The guard reluctantly moved aside his spear and let Allen pass through the wide-open gates.
It all made for a breathtaking view.
Saccharine-sweet ladies in flowing gowns, accompanied by gentlemen, strode on smooth sidewalks. Mansions and a variety of enormous shops, stores, and restaurants were arranged neatly alongside the street curbs. Everything was polished and gleaming; even as the Noah exorcist kicked a pebble, he could see his reflection gleaming on the surface as it skittered away.
Allen would have been impressed if not for the fact that he was the owner of the Ark.
And now, for a place to stay, until the said Ark gets off my back… saving people and whatnot...
He spotted a respectable, nice-looking girl right about to board a carriage with what he assumed was her family. He headed towards them.
"Yes?" She asked, noticing him.
"Ma'am, I'm terribly sorry, but do you know where I can stay for some nights? Like a hotel, motel, or boarding room?"
At this, the girl's eyes lit maniacally and sparkles shimmered anime-ishly around her.
"Well YOU CAN STAY WITH US!"
A/N: Linderp says sorry for the short chapter. Linderp says that in this fanfiction, Tatsumi is already part of Night Raid (he takes the place of Avocado Hair Pervert).
Linderp says she is entitled to laziness because of Thanksgiving.
Linderp says "Have a bonus omake instead because by brain is on hold".
=~#~~Omake~~#~=
Allen paused before skipping out of Night Raid. Ohhh! I almost forgot!
He dashed over to the well-stocked refrigerator in Night Raid's kitchen and threw it open.
"Uwah, I must be in heaven!" He drooled, gazing at the heaps of succulent dango and expertly cooked meat.
He grabbed all of it and ran away, slamming the front doors but forgetting to close the refrigerator.
Some hours later.
"The prisoner's gone!"
"Ehh?! The fridge door is open!"
"But where did Sis and me's dango go?"
There was an evil, dangerous glint on the (usually) expressionless black haired girl's face. "Meat! Meat! WHERE IS MY MEAT! I WILL CASTRATE THEM RIP THEIR BALLS OFF I WILL DESTROY THEM WITH MURASAME!"
"GYAHHHH! AKAME, STAWP!"
Omake end