Eridan took a glass out of the cupboard and took out an energy drink, obviously honey-flavored, and poured it into the glass right as the lispy nerd entered. Oh yes, bothering Sollux was one of his many favorite past times.

"What the thhit are you doing?!" Sollux blurted out and he swore if Sollux's eyes weren't hidden that he would see his eyes nearly pop out of their sockets. Was that steam coming from his ears? "The ruleth clearly thtate that you do not, under any circumthtanceth, drink one of my energy drinkth! Ethpecially the flavored oneth!" he shouted. His lisp was so adorable.

Eridan then decided to piss him off even further. "Sol, do I see steam comin' outta your ears? Wwhy are you so angry? It's just an energy drink and I don't see wwhat the problem is wwith drinkin' it," he smirked and took a long drink from it, "It's delicious, wwhere do you get these?"

Oh, Sollux was pissed now!

"You. Fucking... Why would you want to pithth me off, you fucking douchebag pile of thhit! There are no wordth for how you managed to fucking ignore all the ruleth. That. Are. On. The. God. Damn. Fridge. In. Front. Of. Your. Fucking. Face. You. Ignorant. Pile. Of..." Sollux tensed up with a possible... growl?... before just going off to his laptop.

"Wwhat's wwrong, Sol?" Eridan asked and went over to the computer nerd to try to get attention, "Wwhat're you doin' noww?" he smirked and took a sip from the glass full of the honey-flavored energy drink.

"Trying. To. Work. On. My. Eththay. Now... jutht fuck off tho I can-"

"Wwork on wwhat, Sol? Wwhat essay are you wworkin' on? An essay about howw amazin' havving me as your roommate?" Eridan chuckled and went back to leaning against the other's back with a little smirk, "Oh look at that! Kar's online! I'm goin' to message him for ya, don't wworry your hands ovver tryin' to type for you."

Karkat Motherfucking Vantas:

CAPTOR, ARE YOU ALIVE?

SOLLUX. YOU BETTER NOT HAVE DIED ON ME, DAMN IT.

Sollux Captor:

no, sol died on you.

noww you gotta deal wwith me.

Karkat Motherfucking Vantas:

AMPORA, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ACCOUNT, GET OFF CAPTOR

Sollux Captor:

that sounded vvery wwrong, kar.

Karkat Motherfucking Vantas:

...

YOU FUCKING IMAGINATIVE DOUCHEBAG.

I WILL FIND YOU AND WILL KICK YOU IN THE GOD DAMN SACK AND MAKE YOU PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO BE THE CAUSE OF IMPREGNATING A FEMALE IF ONE IS EVER ATTRACTED TO YOU.

Sollux Captor:

wwell thats just plain rude, kar.

Karkat Motherfucking Vantas:

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

AND I WILL NEVER GIVE ANY SORT OF SHIT UNLESS THEY'RE DEEP IN THE NEGATIVES.

Sollux Captor:

fine, ill get off.

but hes too comfy.

though i suppose i should.

Eridan began moving Sollux's hand on the mouse to make him log off.

"Ampora! Don't you dare log me off!" Sollux shouted as they practically fought over the mouse. Fuck, he even tried to bite his arm to make him let go. He squirmed and tried to kick off Eridan.

No, he wasn't going to let go. Eridan was really enjoying fighting against Sol over a mouse. And he clicked the logging off button successfully with a laugh.

"And noww... to close the wwindoww..." Eridan grinned as they soon battled with the mouse to click on the 'x' at the window they were on, "Don't fuckin' kick me, Sol!" he blurted out as he was nearly kicked in the arm.

"THEN LET GO OF MY FUCKING ARM! I WILL CONTINUE FIGHTING YOU EVEN IF IT TURNTH INTO THE END OF MY LIFE, YOU SLICE OF FUCKING... DON'T BITE AT MY ARM, YOU DICK!" Sollux shouted while he continued to fight, nearly falling out of his chair before nailing a kick at Eridan's arm.

"Oww!" Eridan yelped, but it was too late. The window was now closed, "I havve wwon!" he laughed triumphantly and held his arm where he was kicked. Of course, it was all worth it when Sollux fell out of the chair with a long string of lispy curses.

There was then a long pause as Sollux turned his head to the table and stared at a certain spot on it where the glass of energy drink was now empty... after being spilled all over his desk.

'Oh fuck, I'm doomed,' Eridan thought to himself as he watched the now-empty glass of the leftover energy drink dripping onto the carpet.

"What have you done," Sollux asked in a quiet voice. Okay, this was scary. His voice was too quiet. Oh shit.

"Clean it up or I will fucking thlit your throat in your thleep... CLEAN IT OR I WILL KEEP MY PROMITHE ON THLITTING YOUR THROAT!" Sollux shouted, "Cleaning thupplieth are in the bathroom where the towelth are. Clean it while I calm mythelf down," he muttered and went to the kitchen.

"O-Okay, Sol..." Eridan nodded and ran off to the bathroom to get the said supplies. He was still cleaning the carpet by the time Sollux came back with a bowl of popcorn only to sit on his gaming pillow to play something on his Xbox, signing into his account, and put on his headset.

"Hey KK. You ready to get your athth kicked for the thirty-fourth time?" Sollux muttered through the mouthful of popcorn.