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Wanda Maximoff, the scarlet witch had been on the brink of causing an event that would resound throughout the universe. She had come to the conclusion that mutant-kind was the source of her problems and what better way to use her reality bending powers by getting rid of mutants the source of her despair. The Avengers (Wolverine, Spider-man, , Cyclops, Captain America Etc.) and Magneto would have failed to stop her with the former having planned to kill her allowing for a chain of events in the future that would bring the world to its knees. It all would have happened if it weren't for the meddling being known as the Courier.

The explosion knocked back everyone but only inflicted minor if any injury as it has more noise than powerful. It had also caught most of them off guard as it had been a high pressure situation only to interrupted by a random explosion, even for hero's there were still things that surprised them. Magneto was the first to get himself together being someone that didn't usually lose his composure only seeing the dirt that the explosion kicked up. It was a brief second that gave him an extra glimpse of a hulking black blob in the brown cloud and the red eyes that were staring right at him.

Everyone had seen the black blob and only Magneto having seen the glowing red eyes, but that was still enough for everyone else to get into battle stance. No was going to strike first without knowing who or what the black blob was. The dust settled and whatever they expected or imagined was completely thrown out the window.

"MY SPLEEN!"

A man in a green duster and a helmet that was mix between a gas mask and old world war 2 helmets was currently holding on to his back where anyone with medical knowledge knew was not where the spleen was located. He then proceeded to roll around on the ground for a few seconds before stopping. Now if one were to track his line of sight they would see that he was currently ignoring the brightly and strangely dressed individuals in favor of a tree.

"A TREE. That's a tree. Oh my things I can't repeat because I promised Veronica that I would expand my vocabulary past curse words that is a tree,"

No one other than the man himself really understood the significance of what he was saying. He had seen trees before, but the important part was those trees looked sickly or artificial the tree he was looking at was a type of green that looked both natural and healthy. It was a miracle which wasn't all that new to the man but that was beside the point. Those present were deeply disturbed as the man in the duster looked quite menacing only to adopt a child like attitude. Magento seeing metal and tired if this interruption used his powers on the man in an attempt to silence him. Expect, he couldn't feel the metal it was if something was negating his power over the metal on the man.

"Impossible!"

"I would suggest that all of you stand down before any gets hurt,"

"Cap. I think were past the point of diplomacy,"*Snik*

Captain America acknowledged that Wolverine might be right, but this new development might work in their favor. This stranger had stopped whatever Wanda had been about to do and from Magneto outburst it seemed the stranger was immune to the master of metals powers. It also helped that the situation had shut up spider-man for the moment which increased the odds of ending this diplomatically from unlikely to maybe. It was only a few moments later that the captain would realize how wrong he was. The man was now focused on the them.

"I don't know what grandpa over there was trying to do, but I felt it and boy did I not like it. Also, midget with claws over there is making me uncomfortable so I'll have to decline,"

It was then that all chaos broke loose as the man's idea of declining was to pull out two 12.7mm sub-machine guns and start shooting at them. Magento promptly used his mastery over metal to incapacitate the avengers and the man except he met the same negation of his powers from trying to control the bullets.

"Avengers scatter, take out the lunatic with the guns and retrieve Wanda,"

While, the Captain knew that half of them wanted to kill Wanda and would be given the chance it was the best he could do. Hopefully, one of the avengers who didn't want to kill would get to her first. Spider-man who was about to get Wanda was forced to dodge away by a very angry Quicksilver. He would rather not fight a former avenger (?) or another avenger as he didn't know if Quicksilver was still on the team.

The man with the sub machine guns was currently shooting with deadly accuracy even if it looked like he was shooting randomly the only problem was that everyone he was shooting at either didn't seem all too fazed or dodged. And, if he was back where he was from his companions would be yelling at him to use Vats and he would if he wasn't currently fighting humans with superpowers. Vats gave him accuracy not the sudden ability to shoot humans with bulletproof skin and to contrary belief didn't give him the ability to stop time or slow it down. He ducked as a man dressed as a flag tried to hit him with a right hook. He gave flag man a good kick sending flag man a few feet back before releasing bullet hell against the man.

It was then a woman dressed in an incredibly revealing costume with a lightning bolt shot him with an energy blast. The blast destroyed the sub-machine gun in his left hand before he concentrated his fire on the women only having them ping off her. He dodged to the left before switching his sub-machine gun with his laser rifle and firing that to see if that had any effect. It did, but not the one he was expecting or hoping for as the energy beams were absorbed making her more powerful if her flexing was any indication.

"I needed that. I would say Thank you, but I'm about to beat you into unconsciousness,"

"I would some sexual innuendo, but I have feeling this is going to hurt,"

"Smart man,"

lightning bolt women launched herself towards the man intent to end this only to be slammed into the ground with the strength that could match the hulk the man had switched his laser rifle for a metal glove with a high-powered piston referred to as the Power fist (GRA) that made his already boulder cracking punches even stronger. She was fast, but not Vats fast it seemed.

"For you. Oops, might have forgotten to mention that,"

It seemed the rest of the supers as he was going to start calling they had left him with lightning lady thinking she was enough. It seemed the man that was controlling metal and speedy had moved the fight a good distance away. It was the perfect time to escape, but he midget with claws who had been previously blown away by metal master somehow was making his way towards the red dressed women who had done nothing since the fight started. It was in a moment of heroism that only happened to the man a few times that he decided not to late the women become a shishkabob if the menacing way the midget with claws was currently walking indicated.

"Wanda as much as I don't want to do this you're too dangerous to be left alive,"

"I know Logan,"

Logan brought up his hands in a downward position to end this in one strike to the currently kneeling Wanda only to be sent flying.

"OK, my fault probably shouldn't have done that, but that shit hit to close too home,"

"Whaa?"

"Lady, It's in great confidence as a doctor that I can tell you that stupidity leads to death. So, I would like to slap you to make you realize how stupid you are and my papi taught me its rude to slap a lady without asking first,"

"I don-" *SLAP*

It was two seconds after the man had slapped that he realized he made a mistake. It took another 10 seconds to realize that stupidity really did lead to death as he sailed through the sky and that it also hurt like hell. 5 seconds after that, he swore to himself he was never touching a woman again. A millisecond after he realized he was kidding himself and that probably wasn't going to happen. It was as he slammed into Magneto and Quicksilver knocking all three them into a pile that he would later realize how lucky he was because if Wanda didn't kill him for slapping her the two men he hadn't slammed into the probably would have.

"Sometimes I wish I named myself Dave because bad shit never happens to people named Dave,"