DISCLAIMER : I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS.

Nancy Bobofit despised Percy Jackson and his little gang of misfits. Sure, Naruto Uchiha was definately the hottest guy she has ever come across, but his affiliation with Percy didn't make her hate him any less. It just made Naruto a loser just like him.

There was nothing better to her then watching Percy Jackson get in trouble and she knew what his weakness was: Grover Underwood, the crippled nerd. She knew that Percy did everything he could to protect the guy from her or anyone else that tried to pick on him. But no matter how discreet the black haired boy tried being about getting back at everyone, he just always seemed to get caught and into some serious trouble.

She didn't know why she hated him so much, she just did.

And that's why when she decided to interrupt the little trio when they were eating their lunch while sitting on the edge of the water fountain, she didn't think twice about dumping her lunch all over Grover.

"Oops." She grinned, her friends snickering loudly behind her. She watched in glee as Percy's face became red with anger, his eyebrow twitching in annoyance as he jumped up and looked to be reaching out for her neck in pure hatred.

Naruto, seeing this, quickly grabbed Percy's arm and yanked the boy back down while also glaring at the redheaded wrench named Nancy Bobofit.

"Don't," Naruto mumbled to a seething Percy who began helping Grover clean himself off from the unexpected dump on his head. "You can't afford to get yourself into any more trouble or you'll get your ass booted out of Yancy for good."

The blonde stood up, nonchantly crumbling up the remains of his own lunch and tossing it into the trash can on the other end of the fountain.

Icy blue eyes slowly looked the redhead up and down, sorely unimpressed. "What the fuck is your problem, Bobofit?" he spat out, his arms crossed over his chest. His jaw was clenched, the bone ticking in motion with his flexing biceps.

Nancy did her best not to show how intimidated she really was, but her trembling hands weren't fooling anyone. Gulping down her fear and painting on her best glare, she said, "He's my problem. I can't stand looking at his stupid ugly face." She pointed a finger at Percy, causing said boy to glare daggers at the girl.

"You're the one with the ugly face here, Nancy." Percy growled out.

And then something unexpected and completely unnatural happened: Nancy Bobofit suddenly fell into the water fountain, making a loud and audible splash that caught everyone's attention including Mrs. Dodds.

"Mrs. Dodds, Percy pushed me!" she spluttered out, spitting water out of her mouth and shivering from the cold water that covered her from head to toe. She watched in embarrassment as her so called 'friends' stared and whispered about her display to anyone and everyone that was around them, their giggling grating on her nerves.

But neither Percy nor Naruto were paying any attention to her. They were trying to come up with a plausible explanation as to how Nancy even fell into the water when she was standing in front of it and no human had touched her. Naruto could have sworn that he had saw a tail of water sprout out from the fountain and grab onto Nancy's ankle and pull her in, but that was impossible right? He felt no flare of chakra because no one had any chakra in this world.

"Mr. Jackson," Naruto heard Mrs. Dodds deceptively sweet voice ring out. "Come with me, dearie."

"No, wait, I pushed her!" Grover yelled, his voice filled with panic and worry for his friend.

"Oh, did you now?" Mrs. Dodds unamused voice questioned.

"Yes, I did. I swear." Grover stuttered out, intimidated by Mrs. Dodds cold stare.

"You know better than to swear on anything, boy." Mrs. Dodds hissed out, her tone irritated. It was absolutely clear that she didn't believe a word that the Underwood boy spoke out. She turned back to a stunned Percy, glare still in place. "Follow me, Mr. Jackson."

Percy, who was in shock that Grover had tried to take his punishment for him, robotically followed Mrs. Dodds who was leading him back into the museum.

"Oh no," Grover moaned out, holding his head in his hands. "He's going to get another detention! He might even get kicked out of the Academy!"

"Why did you say that you were the one that pushed her, bud?" Naruto questioned, blue eyes watching Percy's and Mrs. Dodds figures disappear into the museum. "You were obviously sitting down the whole time."

Grover lifted his head up to watch his blonde haired friend with guilty eyes. "I'm the one Nancy was targeting, not him." he said as he motioned towards the museum where Percy was likely getting his last scolding as a student of their school.

"Don't sweat it man. I'm sure that Percy wouldn't get kicked out for something that can't be proved. No one saw him do it." Naruto assured his friend.

Grover smiled, happy that he had such good friends that always looked out for him.

"I got to take a piss." Naruto said, effectively ruining what he deemed to be a 'chick-flick' moment while stretching his arms above his head. His shirts lifted up, displaying a tiny show of his six-packed abs to everyone around them.

All the girls swooned, large blushes covering them from face to neck. They all had a glazed over look as they stared at Naruto, who had finally realized his mistake. Gulping nervously, Naruto began to walk away as quickly as he could from the admiring eyes.

"Be back in a minute, G-man!" he called over his shoulder as he hurried through the museums doors, ignoring said boy's laughter that followed him all throughout his departure.

He missed the way Grover's eyes widened in horror a second later. "Crap, Naruto, wait!" He also missed the way Grover waved his arms frantically to grab Mr. Brunner's attention.

In the Museum:

"What a load off." Naruto sighed pleasantly as he washed his hands after finishing his business. Closing the restroom door behind him, Naruto began to walk down the long hallway with his hands tucked into his pockets, singing quite atrociously and loudly, 'Ramble On' by Led Zeppelin to himself.

"For now I smell the rain

And with it pain, and it's headed my way

Sometimes I grow so tired,

But I know I've got one thing I got to do

Ramble on and now's the time, the time is now, to

Sing my song

I'm going around the world, I got to find my girl, on my way

I've been this way ten years to the day,

Ramble on,

Gotta find the queen of all my drea-" His laid-back actions were rudely interrupted however, when a scream rang out throughout the halls, causing him to unconsciously draw on his power, his eyes turning a blood red with split pupils. Menacing black claws sprouted from his fingertips, and his ears pricked up to try to find the location of the source of the horrified scream.

His eyes widened once he realized just who's scream that was. "Shit, I should know that girly ass scream by now! Percy, bud, hold on!" he yelled out as he ran, becoming nothing but a red blur.

He burst into the room with a loud bang.

"Naruto, run!" Percy yelled out, his voice trembling with fear as he spotted that it was his best friend that had come into the Greek and Roman section with him and Mrs. Dodds. He didn't want his 'big brother' to get hurt, or worse die, because of him. He would never be able to forgive himself and he knew that if anything were to happen to Naruto, he would be overcome with a grief that had the possibility of completely destroying him. Besides his mom and Grover, Naruto was all he had.

The now cerulean blue eyes narrowed as he spotted just what Percy was running like Hell from. Flying behind him, had to be the most hideous thing Naruto had ever laid his eyes upon. Floating in the air was some kind of womanly figure with eyes that were glowing like barbecue coals. It had grey skin that was pulled taut against its bones with sharp yellow teeth and leathery black wings that reminded him of Jeepers Creepers.

"Where is it?" A deep, guttery voice came from its throat. It sounded as though it smoked ten packs of cigarettes a day, if not more.

"What the fuck is that?" Naruto hissed to Percy, who was currently staring at the thing with wings with wide sea-green eyes.

The look brought out the protective side of Naruto, who without hesitation, placed himself in front of Percy's body and got into a loose, and confident Taijutsu stance. Naruto's eyes flashed red at the creature, making the winged thing widen its eyes in realization and hesitance.

Naruto became confused at this creature's actions. Why wasn't she moving to strike him down like she was trying to do with Percy?

"This has nothing to do with you, boy." It said, flying back a foot. Naruto became even more confused. What the fucking Hell was going on around here? "This is between me and him." A bony and clawed finger pointed behind the blonde, right at Percy. "Now let me ask again: Where is it?!"

"Do you have any idea what it's talking about?" Naruto asked the still figure behind him.

Percy quickly shook his head. "No. Mrs. Dodds dragged me away to give me my punishment, when she suddenly turned into that."

"That's Mrs. Dodds?" Naruto's nose wrinkled in disgust at the smell that was wafting off the now discovered Mrs. Dodds. She smelled like a fucking crypt. Like decay. "What the fuck does she want from you dude? Heh, maybe you're her type. Who knows man, she could be your one true love." He grinned, wriggling his eyebrows over his shoulder at his friend.

Naruto returned his attention back to the Jeepers Creepers reject. A look of pure disgust and rage was on her face at the insinuation. She had heard what he said and was not at all pleased.

He could feel Percy's annoyed glare on his back and despite the situation they were in, Naruto let out an amused and cocky smirk. I still got it, he thought in smugness.

"Ew, what?! No, you freakin' dick." Percy huffed out.

They were brought out of their distracted conversation when a familiar voice yelled out to them, "Percy! Naruto! What ho!" Both boys caught the items that Mr. Brunner tossed them out of the air.

The two best friends discovered that they were both holding ball-point pens. While Percy's was a majestic shining gold, Naruto's was a pitch black pen that looked as though it was made out of darkness itself.

A second later, both pens turned into completely different objects altogether.

Percy's turned into a sword – Mr. Brunner's bronze sword which the wheel chaired man always used in the tournament game that he ran for his classes for fun and amusement.

Naruto's was the opposite of Percy's. Instead of a golden sword, his turned out to be a large sword that was comparable in size to Zabuza Momochi of the Mist's Kubikiribocho. It was pitch black with a small blood red skull at the tip of the handle. The center of the blade was wrapped in white bandages, stained with what the blonde presumed to be blood.

"My new master." A monstrous voice purred wickedly into his head, making Naruto look around before he realized that it was his new sword that was speaking to him. His eyes widened. The fucking sword was sentient. "Finally, blood will be spilt onto my blade once again." Naruto's eyes turned red once more, only now they were filled with nothing but malicious and bloodthirsty intent. There was absolutely nothing human left in his lifeless blue eyes as he stared at the creature before him.

Before Percy could move or even think of using his new found sword, Naruto disappeared from in front of him only to suddenly reappear in front of Mrs. Dodds with his own new sword raised to strike. 'I didn't even see him move!' Percy yelled in his mind. Without any remorse or hesitance, Naruto slashed at Mrs. Dodds until she was nothing but gold powder leaving behind the putrid scent of sulfur and a dying screech that echoed throughout the entire room.

Once she was gone, Naruto's eyes went back to their light blue and the voice in his head vanished. Naruto and Percy stared at each other, simultaneously drawing out sighs. Their eyes looked over to where Mr. Brunner had been, only to find him long gone.

Turning their weapons back into their pen forms, they began their trek back out to the museum's courtyard. Percy was pouting and complaining the whole way about how he didn't even get to use his sword because Naruto had became stingy.

Naruto's eye twitched at his 'little brother's' complaining. "Percy?"

"Yeah?"

"Shut up."

When they reached the courtyard, Nancy Bobofit instantly began to hound them. "I hope Mrs. Kerr whipped your asses to Kingdom Come."

"Who the Hell is Mrs. Kerr?" Percy questioned the redhead, only for said girl to roll her eyes and mumble out 'What dumb-asses' as she walked away.

Confused, they asked Grover who Mrs. Kerr was he only stuttered out "She's our math teacher." But with the way his ears were turning red, they both knew that he was lying.

"Ah, those would be my two pens." Mr. Brunner said as he rolled up to them. "Please begin to bring your own writing utensils, Mr. Jackson, Mr. Uchiha."

"Um, okay." The best friends mumbled out. Percy gave his pen up with hesitation, while Naruto couldn't wait to get that sword-transformed-as-a-pen as far away from him as possible. It filled him up with so much rage and bloodlust… He shivered. But once it was out of his hands, he instantly felt as though a huge part of him was whipped away from him. He shrugged the cold feeling off.

"Sir, where is Mrs. Dodds?" Percy questioned, eyebrows furrowed in bewildered confusion. Why was everyone acting so normal? Especially Mr. Brunner who had saw the whole thing go down? He was even the one who gave them their weapons for the love of God.

Blank eyes stared at them. "Who?" he replied monotonously.

"Our other chaperone, sir. She was our pre-algebra teacher." Naruto replied as he stared into Mr. Brunner's eyes. Naruto's eyes narrowed when he saw a hint of deception in the man's brown orbs only to disappear completely as though it was never there. A concerned frown overtook the wheel chaired man's face.

"Percy, Naruto. There has never been a Mrs. Dodds at Yancy Academy. Are you both feeling all right?" he asked with a soft voice.

Percy and Naruto looked at each other. They both knew that they were being lied to and they didn't appreciate any of it at all. They were tired of constantly being lied by mostly everyone around them but they knew they had to be patient this time around to see how things played out.

"You must have gotten Mrs. Kerr's name confused with someone else's. An old teacher, perhaps? Anyhow, don't concern yourselves over it boys." Mr. Brunner said cheerfully before wheeling off. "Come now, it's about time we head back into the museum to finish our tour."

"What the Hell?" The boys mumbled out together. They glanced at each other one last time, the looks easily conveying 'We'll talk about this later' before following Mr. Brunner back inside.

AN: I gave Naruto his Uchiha last name to go by since yeah, the Half-Blood kids do always go by their mortal parents last names and he will be awakening his bloodline in the next chapter or so.

Naruto also knows who his father's alias from his documents and from Kurama's memories. He does NOT know that Hades is his father's true form though.

I also hope everyone likes Naruto's sword. I kind of based it off of Kisame's sword cause his is just plain badass :b

Please review but don't leave any nasty comments because they will just be deleted. Thank you loves. (: